Your 30s are Schrödinger’s decade because Zohran is apparently way too young, practically just a baby, but Djokovic is a medical marvel, he's the crypt keeper!

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Will Chicago Pope make it past the footnotes of history? Is this citation joke too niche?

Mark Carney getting elected on April 29th is a big win for nerds and Swifties everywhere

Increasingly convinced AI will turn most white collar professions into legal cover for AI decisions

guy who claims that he is neither the administrator of DOGE nor an employee of DOGE carries around a badge that says THE DOGEFATHER

The debate around GenAI and specifically around LLMs is interesting to watch. A lot of people seem to be clustering towards one pole or the other ("LLMs are categorically evil" vs. "LLMs are the future of everything") — which is interesting because there's a huge middle ground to explore.

I'm a big fan of how they don't give in to car culture and defiantly amble across the road before taking off in flight at the last possible moment

“The guy I’m seeing” could mean dating or hallucinations and that’s why language is so fun

"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥

If the real world teaches you one thing it’s that everything is a cartel if you look hard enough

We should elect a fool every April so public figures live in fear and act right

I am once again asking everyone to believe in me as much as algorithms do based on LinkedIn recommendations for Fortune 500 CEO roles and targeted Instagram ads for model castings

Why is the government in its “gaslight gatekeep girlboss” era and how do we make it stop

You have to understand: millennial minimalism is a trauma response to boomer clutter

The internet is a wild place

2025 has got the anti-environment party begging its coal-loving base to switch to electric vehicles

Absolutely—better algorithms aren’t just possible, they’re essential for a healthier democracy. Platforms shape public discourse, and when their design prioritizes engagement over truth, polarization thrives. We need feeds that inform rather than inflame, connect rather than divide.

the frozen food companies are lying to you. fish don't really have fingers. wake up.

I don’t recall it being government of a person, by a person, and for a person.

If the Ramada Hotel marketing team is listening, you can ad an “n” this month for some easy seasonal flair. Happy Ramadan!

Nothing to worry about. Stephen Miller is guiding Elon Musk. www.google.com/url?sa=i&url...

Why is the desi perspective on love so negative? They're playing Gulabi Aankhein at this cafe and it's all like "Aata hai ghussa mujhe pyar pe", "Main lut gaya", "Bura hai ye jaadu"? Has it ever occurred to you that this might be a good thing? Maybe chill and enjoy a good thing?

Obsessed with the LinkedIn inspirational stories where the OP is clearly the problem. Sir, this isn’t Confession. Please stop telling on yourself.

these can't be the same men whose raining inspired hallelujahs

I saw the best minds of my generation become Product Managers

the supreme court overturned roe v wade and gave trump immunity, elon is disemboweling the federal government, trump is filling a black site concentration camp at gitmo, and they still think their biggest problem in politics is that you and i are simply too worked up about it all

No surprise that fairytales are so grim. A goose was involved.

I could draw a straight line from Reaganomics to situationship culture

Chronic political stress is driving disengagement as Americans retreat from the toxicity of partisan polarization. In a media landscape built on outrage, digital spaces often amplify division. We must foster online and offline spaces that encourage curiosity, connection, and trust.

We live in the worst timeline: Opportunists and demagogues on the right regularly co-opt progressive and decolonial critiques to further their colonial oppressive agendas and everyone eats it up

Remind me again when we elected Elon Musk?

X gave me a push alert about an El*n Tweet so I selected “turn off” because it was a major turn off

Not surprised the “you’re fired!” President is causing rampant job insecurity in the government

Dubai Bling dares to ask: What if the only thing a group of friends had in common was their net worth and sometimes not even that?

Awkward

Donald Trump said people make fun of Americans for being bad at geography so why don't we just change geography? Problem-solving 👑

People should have Time Machine like Macbooks. Just "restore to an earlier date" every time something traumatic happens.

Happy January 1st! Today’s the perfect day to unsubscribe from the mailing list of any company that sends you a Happy New Year email

A stressor you can break free of: Industry report: Identifies potential upcoming resource / mineral shortages. The News: “THERE WILL BE A SHORTAGE IN 5 YEARS.” Industry: Reacts to report’s identification of economic opportunity, increasing exploration and supply. No shortage ever appears.

Musk taking away resources from kids with cancer right before Christmas like he’s just begging for a visit from the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future

Much easier to lose 10 pounds in the UK than the US. One requires a lot of work, the other, just carelessness.

Leftover currency is so great because that’s obviously not real money #girlmath

Figured out why there are so many songs hitting on Santa: their love language is gifts!!!

Thrilled for all of us who have left our X. You think you’re with a quirky little blue bird then some time passes, you get comfortable, he gets really into podcasts, suddenly he’s a crypto alpha bro attacking democracy, spamming you with bots and porn and just asking for $8 all the time….

Given the mass Bluesky migration this week, thought it was worth bringing this back up thebelladonnacomedy.com/david-attenb... #humor #comedy #twitter #bluesky

It's beginning to look a lot like Spotify Wrapped season: the only successful rebrand of "hey we've been spying on you" in internet history