LA: we will fight you. Chicago: we will fight you. PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

i am still trying to figure this out and i'm starting to think the answer is "you can't because that's what that decentralized shit we keep sucking ourselves off about means."

how do you find posts on mastodon

These kids have seen more horrors than most adults in Western countries who back Israel have seen in their lives, and it shouldn’t have to be this way. My heart is so happy for them. Let’s hope their joy can be permanent ❤️

love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this

how did the bsky dev this is about even find the post to start spiraling about it

being right all the time is dangerous to my health

Have the Bucks considered calling J.G. Wentworth? #AEWDynamite

if i ever get the chance to send a followup

i'm watching a lot of ripperology videos these days and it really does seem like the entire investigation was "let's just put some polacks in a hat and pick one"

actually if i'm gonna be a vagabond for a spell i think i'll do what i did on twitter, where i always had emma roberts as my icon, and use bitsy

Trying to use the shitposting app during modgate like

my tumblr says i'm 28 years old and honestly why not

i hate it here so much i need to rebuild my tumblr

the likes on aaron's posts are deeply hilarious

just noting that erin biba's ticket got resolved within an hour while mine has been sitting open for two days and counting

jay wants this website to be a sea of walmart mikes

love that now i have to wait for the results on a cancer biopsy without a social support system love that for me

nobody even notices if i'm gone.

the devs are now lying and saying that the tos never said that. here is the evidence that they're lying.

im on drugs

can't sleep due to anxiety about tomorrow and i am posting into the void bc i was fresh to a site dev

oh just one note bc i saw this somewhere: don't bother posting bsky's "headquarters" address or doing any pranks. it's literally a PO box.

This guy will complain about trump and share evidence by a epstein type org. Truly some of these demons have zero self awareness

i really feel terrible about this and needed to apologise to paul directly. it's important to take responsibility for the ways our words affect the people around us, and last thursday, i failed that responsibility

fingers crossed for me

i do wanna say i warned everybody about this

if moderation is decentralized and we control our accounts, why can't you migrate a taken down account

decentralized moderation baybeeeee

so they're smart enough to immediately ban temp email accounts now. that's new.