it's one of my favorite thin lizzy songs — what follows is not a burn — but you get the distinct impression that phil lynott was writing about cowboys in a similar way to how medieval artists would try to paint exotic animals they had never seen whenever you listen to "cowboy song"

@golikehellmachine.com got me a bird feeder with a camera for my birthday. I am creepin on birds and this song sparrow is my first victim. Enjoy its derpy face with a peanut in its beak.

elon musk wants to fuck a chocobo

Ugh.

Our slumlord landlords put us up in a motel after our bedroom was destroyed by ancient burst pipes. Bobby has never had a wide window view with big buildings before. He looked pretty freaked out.

I bet Agrippina did her kegels.

Combos: the dog treat for man

Sensual ALF feels like a year ago

I bought Rick Astley’s 7” single of “Together Forever” for $2.49 at Walmart when I was 12, so now we have a social contract

*pounding table* SEX LAKE SEX LAKE SEX LAKE

Finally obtained!

Oh, Amazon

Now that it’s summer, the most Manson-y season, I am getting down for the first time with Ed Sanders’ (of the Fugs) wild hippie-jive-laden examination of “cruelty-freaks, satanists, and other partisans of pain-magic.”

18th century Rodney Dangerfield having a wank to a picture of Alf

I read this as “Your Alf Pussy”. Clearly two weeks of sexual Alf pictures has affected my synapses. I still wish it was Alf’s pussy, though.

Does Dracula have a butthole or do you think it eventually became vestigial and closed up

Look at this wistful little fucker

playlist finished, we are on to friday night recordposting. first up is one of @jennysaisquoi.bsky.social’s records, THE REVILLOS - REV UP

Every time I see a big boi with a ginger beard walking down the street, I’m pretty sure he’s a really a shape-shifting orange cat.

I’ve been having a wild old time in ChatGPT with the premise that Dracula and Queen Victoria are vampiric best friends, ruling Britain together and using their powers for good.

Homunculus posting

Out here fuckin bugs

Fine literature for the Jung and horny.

Not sure what to make of targeted Facebook ads these days…

I need these 1,300 year old cookies from a grave in Xinjiang.

I’m playing the pixel remaster of Final Fantasy 6, and Ultros is so hot.

OG Fuck Alf

I have been tapped for celebrity hog posting. I present the hogs of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.

Harpo Marx and his genuine wiener! This sold at auction recently for about $5000 and was posed as a gag photograph on the set of Horse Feathers (1932) as a wrap gift for the director.

My totally adult, supremely elegant tiny purse that I bought with the birthday money my mom gave me.

My Call of Cthulhu group finally slithered out of Egypt from an anonymous port, evading the Cult of the Black Pharaoh. Onward to Shanghai! We’ve been playing Masks of Nyarlathotep for 3.5 years and our Google Doc notes are getting voluminous!