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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE
7 months ago
it's one of my favorite thin lizzy songs — what follows is not a burn — but you get the distinct impression that phil lynott was writing about cowboys in a similar way to how medieval artists would try to paint exotic animals they had never seen whenever you listen to "cowboy song"
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@golikehellmachine.com
got me a bird feeder with a camera for my birthday. I am creepin on birds and this song sparrow is my first victim. Enjoy its derpy face with a peanut in its beak.
7 months ago
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elon musk wants to fuck a chocobo
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8 months ago
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Ugh.
11 months ago
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Our slumlord landlords put us up in a motel after our bedroom was destroyed by ancient burst pipes. Bobby has never had a wide window view with big buildings before. He looked pretty freaked out.
about 2 years ago
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I bet Agrippina did her kegels.
over 2 years ago
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️
over 2 years ago
Combos: the dog treat for man
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Sensual ALF feels like a year ago
over 2 years ago
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I bought Rick Astley’s 7” single of “Together Forever” for $2.49 at Walmart when I was 12, so now we have a social contract
over 2 years ago
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tyler
over 2 years ago
*pounding table* SEX LAKE SEX LAKE SEX LAKE
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Finally obtained!
over 2 years ago
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Oh, Amazon
over 2 years ago
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Now that it’s summer, the most Manson-y season, I am getting down for the first time with Ed Sanders’ (of the Fugs) wild hippie-jive-laden examination of “cruelty-freaks, satanists, and other partisans of pain-magic.”
over 2 years ago
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18th century Rodney Dangerfield having a wank to a picture of Alf
over 2 years ago
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I read this as “Your Alf Pussy”. Clearly two weeks of sexual Alf pictures has affected my synapses. I still wish it was Alf’s pussy, though.
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over 2 years ago
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merritt
over 2 years ago
Does Dracula have a butthole or do you think it eventually became vestigial and closed up
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Look at this wistful little fucker
over 2 years ago
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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE
over 2 years ago
playlist finished, we are on to friday night recordposting. first up is one of
@jennysaisquoi.bsky.social
’s records, THE REVILLOS - REV UP
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Every time I see a big boi with a ginger beard walking down the street, I’m pretty sure he’s a really a shape-shifting orange cat.
over 2 years ago
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I’ve been having a wild old time in ChatGPT with the premise that Dracula and Queen Victoria are vampiric best friends, ruling Britain together and using their powers for good.
over 2 years ago
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Homunculus posting
over 2 years ago
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Out here fuckin bugs
over 2 years ago
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Fine literature for the Jung and horny.
over 2 years ago
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Aaron J. Waltke
over 2 years ago
Not sure what to make of targeted Facebook ads these days…
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I need these 1,300 year old cookies from a grave in Xinjiang.
over 2 years ago
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I’m playing the pixel remaster of Final Fantasy 6, and Ultros is so hot.
over 2 years ago
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OG Fuck Alf
over 2 years ago
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I have been tapped for celebrity hog posting. I present the hogs of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.
over 2 years ago
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Harpo Marx and his genuine wiener! This sold at auction recently for about $5000 and was posed as a gag photograph on the set of Horse Feathers (1932) as a wrap gift for the director.
over 2 years ago
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My totally adult, supremely elegant tiny purse that I bought with the birthday money my mom gave me.
over 2 years ago
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My Call of Cthulhu group finally slithered out of Egypt from an anonymous port, evading the Cult of the Black Pharaoh. Onward to Shanghai! We’ve been playing Masks of Nyarlathotep for 3.5 years and our Google Doc notes are getting voluminous!
over 2 years ago
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