Happy 4/20 to all who celebrate. youtu.be/gPkPyVYp6ik?...

If the Edo who sentenced Wesley Crusher to death in the early Star Trek: TNG episode "Justice" all spoke with Italian accents, you would probably find yourself thinking "Whoa! This thing is really derogatory towards Italians."

No long bike trips today

My towels

I WILL make you laugh.

If you purchased this book without a cover, you should be aware that it is stolen property. The seller marked it "unsold and destroyed" and neither the publisher nor author have received payment.

If you purchased this book without a cover, you should be aware that it is stolen property. The seller marked it "unsold and destroyed" and neither the publisher nor author have received payment.

Looks like chimpanzees have discovered capitalism. www.cbc.ca/radio/chimpa...

Even as a Man City fan, I find something cosmically unsettling about the club's success over the past decade. It's like the only way to restore balance to the universe would be for Man City to spend the next century in League Two.

bringing my sawed-off to the ska rumble

This is actually the first time in over a decade that a rock band has been supported by their label, so I can see why Wired is confused

Main Carney expenditures so far: - infrascturucture to make natiural resources more competitive - tax cuts while we are brutally in deficit - tax cuts to subsidize fuel consumption in an oil crisis. Have said before, will say again: Carney is hell-bent on building the best 1970s economy $ can buy.

In other words, "Here's a less convenient way to access programs that you can already watch for free on Tubi or YouTube."

This is unbelievably awful. It's like one of those 90s SNL movies where everyone is an absolute idiot for no reason. #Euphoria

Watching a 1954 noir film that causally alluded to cops' propensity for domestic abuse.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

Spicy mayo is the laziest possible way to add zing to a sandwich.

Has anyone else lost sleep over the fact that the Super Mario World box art shows Mario with light brown sideburns and a black mustache?

Why are they even allowed in Canada? www.thestar.com/sports/socce...

In all the times I've watched "Blackboard Jungle", I'd never noticed that obscenely suggestive Coke bottle until today.

Yesterday, I had lunch at a Montreal diner that sells nothing except $3 toasted bologna sandwiches. Mustard is mandatory. Next door was a place that only sells take-out gnocchi.

The thing about a linear timeline is that it's great for people who like to spend a bit of time patiently and thoroughly reading each other's posts. But it's terrible for people who just want to shout into the aether and receive cascading accolades for their wit.

Number of people at this adults-only, 12 pm Good Friday screening of Super Mario Galaxy: 12 Number who stayed until the end: 10 Number of times I laughed: 6 Number of times I noticed other people laughing: 2 Number of obnoxious needle-drops: 0

Happy "Behold the Man" Day to all who celebrate.

Kim Stanley Robinson opens his classic science fiction novel Red Mars in 2026. As the New Scientist Book Club embarks on reading it in April, he looks back on its origins – and how the idea of moving to Mars holds up today

Say hello to Barbie-scale He-Man.

So if I understand quantum mechanics correctly, it suggests that reality and the universe are procedurally generated as needed.

His bosses didn't like him, so they shot him into space.

MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone

Football is the only out-of-season major sport right now, so I'm watching "The Longest Yard."

Let's Dance Again

Ron Howard's "The Paper" has some very good awkward fighting.

Anyway, my point in bringing all this up is that when writers continue to use racist tropes in their stories, you can't call it "good faith" or "honest mistake". This nonsense has been getting called out for decades.

A 20-year study has shown that, like photocopying photocopies, cloning doesn't produce perfect copies – with big implications for farming, conservation and de-extinction

The blood is on your hands, CBS.

By the mid-90s, the most popular metal/hard rock had become unsuitable for mainstream rock radio. So you got this increasing disconnect between what artists were getting airplay versus what artists were actually selling records. This eventually led to the expulsion of all rock from the mainstream.

This gave me a happy laugh today.

I don't think comparing the reaction to the public murder of a 31-year-old to the reaction to the death of an 81-year-old suffering from Parkinson's disease is the dunk that people think it is. When Scalia and Kissinger died, we all celebrated openly, and there was almost no pushback.

His bosses didn't like him, so they shot him into space.

The *last* lost episode. We did it, folks.

3/19/26

"Here are 12 prompts that replace the experience of paying way too much for a lawyer who is subsequently disbarred for incompetence."

So, apparently, there are 100 or so diabetics in Canada who require a special insulin which was recently discontinued domestically, but can be imported from the UK, and Health Canada is refusing to allow it to be imported past the end of May.

Atari is hiring a Jr. Copywriter! Come work with us! Write things! It's remote! job-boards.greenhouse.io/atariinc/job...

VENEZUELA DEFEATS THE UNITED STATES TO TAKE HOME THEIR FIRST WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPIONSHIP 🇻🇪🏆

NO BORDERS, NO NATIONS

We're busy packing suitcases of medical aid to bring to Cuba tomorrow. 🇮🇪 🇨🇺 GRMA to all who've assisted us source it (special thanks to Dr David Hickey). The USA is illegally and savagely strangling the island and crippling its people.