ㅤ ㅤyou’re right. this isn’t funny. ㅤbut that’s why i’m here. i’ve been keeping these monsters under control for years. ㅤ

❝ 𝙼𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 ❞ - - - - - - - - - - ×𓁺× - - - - - - - - - - ♰ Tw; Contɑins dɑrk themes 𖤐 Dm's open for plotting ♰ fandomless oc. - - - - - - - - - - ×𓁺× - - - - - - - - - - ↓ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ↓

⠀ ⠀ 𝑓𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒. 𝕾𝐓𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝕺𝐅 𝕾𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒… ⠀ ⠀

" ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ. " ᴅᴏᴠᴇ ꜰᴀʀʀᴀᴡᴀʏ

｡ﾟ ⌜ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐙𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝟐 ⌟ ｡ﾟ

ㅤ ㅤi have some bad news for you, kiddo. ㅤthat wasn’t a dream. it was just your mind trying to hide the truth. ㅤ

  DARKNUT, KAEL. These KNIGHTS are well-protected by their round bucklers and mighty armor. If you use a parry attack to JUMP UP and KNOCK OFF THEIR HELMETS, it'll spell their doom. ― READ ALT TEXT. ― ACCOUNT DETAILS BELOW.  

ㅤ ㅤdamn i wish all the custard wasn’t infected with the evil fucking noo noo goo ㅤ

MUSE DETAILS! Jeffery D. Canis 325 years old Any pronouns but He/Him is usually fine Fucked up dog person of unknown origin, varies between verses Height varies, usually around 9'9 Genderfluid Pansexual

【 CUT OPEN AND UNIDENTIFIABLE JUST SWEEP IT UNDER THE BATHROOM PILE. DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE EYES I NEVER WANT TO BE ARCHIVED JUST LEAVE AND DON'T LOOK BEHIND. 】

ㅤ ㅤlock in clock in ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤthat moment when ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤyou think this is a game. ㅤmy friends are horrific monsters ㅤi killed laa laa. it was the only way. humanity is gone and i am all that’s left. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤeveryone i was supposed to protect is dead and all i got was this awesome chainsaw ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤwho tryna watch me hit the dougie ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤin the club straight jorking it ㅤand by it.. heh… i mean. ㅤ

𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬. 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭.

𝘽𝙊𝙊! 𝘿𝙞𝙙 𝙄 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪?~

⌜ KANKE GAARU ★ ⌟

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