dozen or so for sex, probably hundreds for murder

// okay ik i'm so cool and sexy and all my posts are so funny but irl accounts leave me alone please

okay yuri is usually really cool but

// canis on twitter and discord is surrounded by other muses that are equally as fucked up and evil as him so he just feels like a goober, but bsky canis is surrounded by people who are like. relatively well adjusted and it makes me remember that he's fucking Awful

i'm the one putting up all the mistletoe by the way

// dragged into work hell my bad

// yeah i'll take that too sure

. aight, man.

okay, cool. why are you being so fuckin' loud about it.

i've never felt bad for killing anyone ever and i do it because i feel like it

WHAT.

// canis accidentally pisses off the fury and gets unwound but he looks exactly the same afterwards (he is also maybe sweating a little and asking her to do it again)

i love peanits

// i started in the trenches of the fucking twitter fnaf verse i am so very tired

// THIS PERSON LIKES SEX!!! THIS PERSON IS BEING SEXUAL IN PRIVATE ON THE INTERNET!!!! die. die in hell

yeah, i earned that. 'm canis, nice to. meet you, i think?

thinkin about that guy that got horsed

i. not really? 'm just bored.

// canis is the king/queen of falling for people fucking. Instantly. somehow this has worked out for him literally every time so far, but but it ever makes any muse or writer uncomfortable, feel free to turn his dumbass down (but also tell me, i don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable)

*the giant steps out of the shadows, giving a little wave.* howdy.

*because he is. it's not all that sneaky anymore when the one watching starts. fucking giggling.*

good morning weird little perverts in my brain

that little green pervert agrees with me on a lot of shit, i like her

night time activities *just kinda staring at the reader from the shadows. freak ass glowing eyes.*

. i have no idea who either of you are, i'm just overhearing stuff.

kinder words wouldn't have been as accurate.

i can't get high since i ain't. got organs, but i'm down to hang out.

that guy sounds annoying horse him again

hiii :3

woag,

i'm beginning to tweak

// you ever have a muse idea where you know literally nobody wants this to happen, you included, but you still feel like you Must

i was gonna ask who up but it's like 1:00 in the afternoon, everyone up

i know she hates using her hands but god i wish she'd use them on me

i'm not a big fan of the government

// i know i literally just made an account but i think an account for canis' fucked up evil daughter would be really funny

if you ever feel unsafe just know that i'm out there

sticking shit in my mouth is my favorite activity

// okay done with my stuff, @voiceofdark.bsky.social is real now

// new account delayed i woke up late and forgot i would be observing creatures (socializing cats at an animal shelter nearby with no service)

// insane urge to drop an account for my oc stp voice but it's like 3 in the morning. should i do it now or wait until tomorrow

*he waves her off, only stopping when she's no longer visible. now he's just gonna. wander back into the woods, i guess.*

you ever really not find someone attractive at all but you still want them

// i will not make an nsfw alt or do erp but i WILL sit in the metaphorical cuck chair

billions must goon