Today on Cascades on the New River near Blacksburg, VA. Courtesy of my VT Hokie buddy, Mac. Looks chilly.

It's fairly phenomenal, and should win a Guinness award of some sort. Glorious exalted Emperor Wankmaggot del Tangerino 1st. 6'3" stud, literally has the ass 4x the most comical cartoon Kardashian ever. However, he also has absolutely NO BOTTOM. An unimaginable feat that should be recognized.

NC State Senator states it clearly. The Travieso Conejo, Naughty Rabbit, Bad Bunny show was the best from America. A beautiful tribute to what is great about America. www.reddit.com/r/NorthCarol...

How is PuppyKiller Barbie not on this?

Emperor Biff Wankmaggot del Tangerino the First is now suing the fucking IRS for 10 Billion. Right after raiding Fulton County Jawja's election office. Finally found something for Tulsi Gabbard to do, it seems. I'm sure the Melania movie will outdraw 'Back to the Future', though.

it's time to get the word out to crying Brett that he's going down in history. Along with Dred Scott, and Plessey v. Ferguson. He's the author of atrocities, bloodshed and death. Just like the President who railroaded him in.

Pam's an accomplished multitasker. She's a Bootlicker, and a Big Orange Buttlicker, too. On doing her job as AG, she's incredibly corrupt, woefully inept, and criminally incompetent, but on these things, she's one of the best. A real LICKER, you might say,

Republican Jesus is not going to like this.

Greenland is really pissed and they're punishing the fuck out of the USA. The glorious exalted Emperor Wankmaggot del Tangerino Cankles McTacoTitz the First really did a number on America.

Somebody with lots of clout and a platform needs to start a 'gofundme' to schedule a celebration of this wonderful state for standing up to this government funded tyranny. They deserve to be recognized and celebrated.

Important News: Greg Bovino and Senior border patrol agents have been sidelined and are leaving Minnesota. Multiple Republican Senators come out against Kristi Noem. Impeachment effort for Noem escalates fast. Spread the word: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

So, if Pam Bondi had any sense, she would've hidden the Epstein files in the Melania flick. No way the American public would ever see any of it.

Justin Jones tells Sean Hannity: "Shame on you, you get paid millions of dollars to lie to people. The greatest threat is in the White House. It's a shame you are on the wrong side of history - stop hanging out with perverts at Mar-a-Lago."

This post from a Reddit thread about how the owner of Estee Lauder, Billionaire Ronald Lauder, is behind Trump's fetish for Greenland wins today's internet. Thank you, Taftimus. Taftimus • America is 8 conglomerates in a trench coat. www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...

Brooke Rollins, AG Sec extraordinaire has America's menu drawn up. could cost around $3 and consist of "a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing". a Jan2026 interview on NewsNation where Rollins was defending the affordability of the WH new dietary guidelines.

Most Americans don't want Greenland. They want the Epstein files.

Fuckin' eh, love these people. Hat's off to the Sabulas!

Important quotes to remember from the last couple years. 'Bloodless IF THE LEFT ALLOWS'. -Roberts. If we lose, I'm going to jail as are others in this room. -Bannon. If he loses, I'm fucked. -Musk.

Not helping someone who got stuck in snow or ice is the Minnesota equivalent of taking a shit on their car hood.

Just got called a 'libtard' in a Lebowski Facebook group. I'm crushed.

This👇

It's certainly possible, but I really don't believe that Mike Johnson's Grindr handle is 'Kinetic Strike'.

After he invented the word 'groceries', our President discovered that 'The Monroe Doctrine' wasn't something JFK or Joe DiMaggio had instituted. Greenland? Panama? Canada? Is there anywhere he can't threaten with 'kinetic action'. This word gives Hegseth a massive woody, it seems. So manly.

Zohran Mamdani's best ad yet.

I've been a huge Dave Barry fan for many decades. If any year needs to be pilloried, parodied, locked up and detoxed, it's 2025. Happy New Year. davebarry.substack.com/p/the-year-i...

The Trump Atrocity. This regime is atrocious, and it's daily barrage of abuse is just a ongoing atrocity on the American people and the world. Happy New Year.

He's completely compromised. '26 is going to be nuts, and where America goes is impossible to predict.

This is a great idea. Flood the new Ballroom East Wing with all the trophies and repaired 'best Dad ever' coffee mugs.

This Vanity Fair article is just what this shitshow needed.

My new favorite reporter: Shero Megan Cassella of CNBC.

Word GURU word of the day...MAGA MyrmiDON's are ruining America.

America's Golden Age.

Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone. Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work. Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.

JUST IN: Judge Chutkan orders expedited processing of a FOIA request for files related to DOJ's handling of the Epstein files. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...

Again before we go praising MTG… and if shes truly changed great, but can somebody please ask her about January 6? Have her address that to see if this is real

Your daily reminder that the fossil fuel industry is propped up by billions of dollars in U.S. government subsidies and a multimillion dollar campaign to spread climate disinformation. 💵

This is where we are at 😔

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5... In honor of Shakira law being introduced in NYC by Mamdani. Congrats and Feliciades.

Absolutely. We need to restore some semblance of small 'd' democracy and then work on rebuilding after this fucking nightmare.

BREAKING: Twenty-four survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s crimes have issued an emotional and urgent appeal to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives, demanding that Congress vote to release the long-awaited Epstein files. meidasnews.com/news/survivo...

I don't think legacy media is reading the room correctly on the Epstein Files. Many of us are asking why they have ignored this story for the last decade? Why did they dismiss all of us who were concerned that Trump might be compromised? And where is their fucking contrition and apology now?

Have a lovely weekend, guys!

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I saw this in today's WaPo and instantly thought Trump was getting ready to release his healthcare plan.

Spittin' image.

@dawnalene.bsky.social Hey beautiful, hope you're well. Have a magnificent birthday! Let me know if you want to get married. I'd love to live in Canada right about now!:)

America is now the world’s longest-running episode of “Jackass: Oval Office Edition.”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=anVR... And the Frogs HOP on. Heroes. Amphibians. Cold-blooded, yet warmhearted. Respect.