Arguing with a Reform voter is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter the facts & how good your argument is, the bird is going to sh!t on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

Hearing a lot of Labour Party big heads evade a lot of very pertinent questions, in favour of dishing out cliche, corporate spiel. If you don't realise that's a major part of your problem, you really are in a spot of bother. John McDonnell aside, 👏🏻 for the honesty, not hard is it.

Just heard someone chatting about door-stepping for Labour and not "... understanding the anger towards Starmer... Try Maintaining austerity / Permitting & enabling genocide / Fighting against people protesting genocide / Employing a member of the Epstein Class / Consistent indecision for starters.

Polygraph tests... "...scientific consensus often labels them as pseudoscience due to their subjective interpretation and susceptibility to countermeasures." and the Director of the FBI wants his staff to take them. Kash is on a mission to prove how out of his depth he is. Don't bother, we know.

‘Thanks, or just a voucher is fine’

"Where everybody lies about everything of importance, the truthteller, whether he knows it or not, has begun to act; he, too, has engaged himself in political business, for, in the unlikely event that he survives, he has made a start toward changing the world.” Hannah Arendt - "Truth and Politics"

I wonder if the third one's going to be 'Project Deluded Bullies Take The L' As if this Administration's got enough dignity to get over themselves.

youtube.com/watch?v=0t7V... Aesop's gotta be pleased #PlutoIsBack

Everything in the world isn’t his fault. But everything he does is worthy of blame. And prison.

Which minion is that one? 🤔

No matter what Joe Perry says, it always sounds like he's sizing up the cost of a kitchen refurb 🥱 #snooker

I don't want anybody to be attacked or feel victimised, but whilst Bibi's Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) are getting hysterical, it's worth remembering that Israel is categorically, currently the most dangerous, murderous terrorist state on the planet. Government, military & like-minded civilians

Dr Jesus Doolittle Ballroom pants in full effect. He really is like that bloke at the pub who's got a handful of bullshit stories forever on rotation. Barry Trump, raconteur extraordinaire

Marina Purkiss, "the person that is actually making such a case for this rise in anti Semitism is Benjamin Netanyahu and the Israeli government because they are trying to make it impossible to distinguish between criticism of Israel and the Jewish identity"

Spain has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and close the Strait of Gibraltar.

Hey Canada... There's a 'Leader of the Free World' role you might be interested in taking up. Can you take a look? Please do it. Now. (Seems like you've already started the job tbh 👌🏻) Go @charlieangus104.bsky.social ! You really do not suck ✊🏻

BBC News - Epstein housed abuse victims in London flats, BBC reveals www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Boris Johnson was PM during this period, when the MET "chose" to not do their job

Shout out to all the satirical artists, you're precious 🙌🏻

Just heard an expert say "9D chess" on the news. Can we stop this now. Chess, just chess, the original chess is complex and strategic enough. Not to mention Israel & USA's war is much closer to violent tiddly winks. Thank you for your attention on this vitally important matter

Going to make sure this is the last news I soak up tonight. Guaranteed to giggle myself to sleep.

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

i’m not gonna stop reporting on israel. the comments under my latest report for @meidastouch.com are indicative of how many of us have been deeply misinformed about history of this nation. #trump #lebanon #iran youtu.be/StHL0Sfzf3Q?...

Some receipts for my post below:

Can we all stop beating around the bush, Israel is categorically currently the most dangerous terrorist state on the planet. If you're hushed through funding, Dr Jesus will not be happy. Shit, hang on, he probably will 😵‍💫

I could probably draw a detailed map of the Strait of Hormuz now, unaided, with a roughly accurate number of green or red ships. I won't, just flexing

Can somebody outside of the US Administration 24/7 BS machine explain what's really happening please? I know you'll be there for us @meidastouch.com 👌🏻

Stop me if I've lost count on the Mandy scandy, but is this Starmer lying about lying about lying about lying now?

with the right toddler-proof lock and a Faraday cage they could build the bunker and leave it at that. Approve that part today!

Feels like Trump's moving on to a naval blockade of Vatican City

I'm wondering if King Charles is going ahead with the visit to take Trump out. An effort to regain a bit of popularity for the Royals. "...was inscribed with 'No (More) Kings'..."

(not so) strange how these corrections always seem to be one way. I'm ashamed of our national broadcaster & government's blatant bias towards Israel. They'll site Zionism, as if that's justification! When in reality it will be because of cash & fear

I agree with Zack Polanski on this - 100%. Hard to understand why it’s not been done already.

I've never felt so religious, go on the Catholic bossman! Slaying the obscene tangerine 👌🏻🙏🏻

JD Vance aka the "World's greatest influencer" in all likelihood having a negative impact on Orban's numbers is the funniest thing (in geopolitics, this week)

If Hungary can free itself from the rule of a corrupt Russian agent, the USA can too.

This is so well done. 👌

Has anybody considered forcing Trump to have an unsmart Doro phone? and an Etch-a-Sketch instead of a tablet, he'd genuinely love that. I'll accept my Nobel Peace Prize later, thanks

The US Administration attempted to corrupt and made death threats to the Catholic boss man!? Reads like a chapter Mario Puzo might have written, and binned immediately.

BREAKING: Trump announces two week window for Congress to remove him from office

Trump's cult of appeasement is giving me Koresh / Waco vibes. As though those around him are mental hostages. Likelihood it's worse than that, they're willing participants. If that is the case, there'll be consequences (for them). Eventually

You just know Hegseth's got a radicalised Christian boner right now. Got to be uncomfortable in one of those skintight suits.

The "rescued Colonel" is definitely going to be Tom Cruise

What happens if the obscene tangerine goes nuclear? Will the people that could have made a difference (by now!) just wring their hands a little harder?

pete hegseth firing everyone but his tailor

The Iranian regime's socials and animated LEGO game is strong 👏🏻

It'd be kind of funny if it turns out every country apart from the States has a space colony on the other side of the moon 🤫

Fancy governing the World NASA? An insanely ambitious (peaceful) mission set off on time, with minimal drama. I reckon you could do a great job, seems to be where intelligence and ability lives.

Got to wonder if the obscene tangerine's slipped the Epstein files onto Artemis II, after executive ordering a disposal chute into the design

Mutant Assholes Gaslighting Again #MAGA

It’s actually possible to write headlines that don’t obscure who did what. Thanks, AP.