youtube.com/watch?v=3cf_... Trae's chats should be prescribed to everyone as a sanity maintaining measure

Tell that to the families in Gaza — who spent another Eid under a genocide you still refuse to acknowledge. Bombed with weapons your government still sells to Israel. Starved under siege by a regime that you still won’t sanction.

Yeah, Big Don's dropped some tariFFS nobody likes or really understands, Meanwhile... www.dec.org.uk?utm_id=94497... #TrumpTariffs

Yeah, Big Don's dropped some tariFFS nobody likes or really understands, Meanwhile... www.dec.org.uk?utm_id=94497... #TrumpTariffs

I bloody love this! Found myself relating to most of it, which is a touch alarming, and not to be celebrated.

Michael Portillo's still on the trains. Is this a quirky hostage situation? Wear an eye-damaging purple blazer and nuclear orange slacks combo if you need help.

Come back to me in 3 years or so, we'll see where the recent security leak features in the top 10 monumental fuck-ups by this administration. If it does feature, I'll give you the money myself.

Britons cutting back on spending. Not surprising. Real average wage unchanged since 2008, two child benefit cap, winter fuel payment cut, frozen tax thresholds, unchecked corporate profiteering. 1% has more wealth than 70% of the population combined. Must redistribute. End austerity.

“There is this terrible misconception that disabled people just take, but actually by taking from us, you prevent us from being able to give – we want to be able to participate in life equally the same as anyone else, and that includes going to work.” Disability campaigner Tanni Gray-Thompson

I'm appreciating the 'Don't buy a T*SLA' sentiment, it's quite an exclusive boycott though, for the few. Thing is, his cult probably loved the Nazi salutes, that's a bigger worry for me than how many units he doesn't shift.

Is it 'Be the Worst Bond Villain Day'? FFS political entities around the World, get your benefactors to grab you a snack, shake off your hangryness and spite.

The new Conservative Party emblem's just dropped. Accurate and honest, a radical change of direction.

Is it just me, or does history only pick the shittest times when it repeats itself? Hey, Power, Money, Greed, got any views on that? Got a feeling it's not what Shirley Bassey, or the Propellerheads had in mind.

Unsurprised by Donald Trump's overt support for Russia, Piotr R Frankowski recounts four past examples of the US propping up, and profiting from, Russian regimes

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Just started reading a Hunter S Thompson book, this page rang a lot of very noisy, doom-sized bells @bylinetimes.bsky.social

Get on the full version, the man only puts out gold material. One of the most reliable UK news sources.

Just dug out my passport for ID, it's now 7 years in without being used as a travel document. That's depressing, thanks various costs, Governments & pandemics 🫡

Knight Rider - Spanish guitar version. Hey, you're welcome. youtu.be/zSbTelgxcrY?...

All of those new Manchester United stadium illustrations are ridiculous. No Greggs in sight.

Satirical illustrators unite! We need you more than ever. @martinrowson.bsky.social @anntelnaes.bsky.social

It just dawned on me that tuning in to the right funny people will give you more accurate news than news outlets. @bylinetimes.bsky.social excepted, you're stuck on my trusted pile. 🍻 Alexei Sayle @thetraecrowder.bsky.social @jonathanpienews.bsky.social @godpod.bsky.social @normalisland.co.uk ...

The zone's so flooded it's become a new Gulf. Call this one what you want Team Trump. The Sewer maybe?

I love these genAI jockeys who speak of democratising art. 'Art' isn't this cabal with hidden techniques. Everything you need to know is in the open. Heck, composition alone is quite the multiplier for even modest talent, and you can learn it. No, what needs democratisation is basic income.

Sorry Cosa Nostra, all these mafia comparisons are disrespectful. You're better than that. Today's scenes have more of a straight to Dave mafia flick vibe. #TrumpZelensky

Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.

Nothing screams respect like cutting someone off and hollering "YOU'RE BEING DISRESPECTFUL!" in their face in a televised chat JD Vance would have been the kid yelling shut up, whilst the bully beats you for your lunch money #TrumpZelensky

Why can't Bezos & Musk create their own fucked up opinion outlets (like Zuckerberg did), instead of fucking up existing ones that started out less fucked up? FFS! and RIP #GeneHackman

open.substack.com/pub/bylinesu... Trump aka Krasnov is a Russian recruit. The wild part is that I'm not even slightly shocked

1 Unnamed, deceased Palestinian + 1 Named, deceased Israeli = 2 deceased humans. We know Israel can't compute this very basic equation, but UK news you need to do better.

Listen to The Pepsi Challenge on your streaming service tidal.com/album/414995... TOOL live set, always got room for some more of that

"Nazis Clash with Residents." Fixed it for ya, ABC.

@conormcnamaraie.bsky.social thoroughly enjoyed your "the first 50 days of January are okay, it's the 2nd 50 that grind you down" line with Patrick this morn. Banking that 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

Bringing you tomorrow's posts today... "Why do they let her get away with such unimpartial nonsense!? Mad face" because #Kuenssberg #BBCLaura is an exemplar employee, fulfilling the corporation's overall bias and misdirection objectives perfectly.

Wish he wasn't 100% on the money

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Patel's possibly the most deluded MP of all time, in a crowded list of runners. Johnson just consistently & knowingly lied, he knew the truth. Not sure what's more alarming tbh #Brexit celebration!? 🙈

The missing crucial facts chat re. #Deepseek reminds me of those feelings when you taste own brand jaffa cakes. They're just not the same... but I think I prefer the fruity jelly.

"War criminal is a protected characteristic now"

Times like this reveal everyone's character. Never forget the people who giddily collaborated with fascists. Also, never forget the people who would rather die than bend the knee.

Just spotted tonight's tea's going to feature 7 different cheeses 🧀 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 Calling Norris McWhirter

Why do sane and intelligent people still tune in to #Kuenssberg #BBCLaura ? Got to question that sane rating, making the same mistake again and again is insane.

open.substack.com/pub/jamesfel... Love everything this guy writes

Angles matter.

I've made my decision, the 'Mandela Effect' is bollocks. It's just people misremembering shit.

The Real BBC ‘Impartiality Crisis’ Is Its Constant Platforming of Hard Right Tufton Street Think Tanks bylinetimes.com/2024/12/21/b...

but why is Joe Biden wearing a poncho? #Politics

1. Now, on top of all the other things we can't have, we learn we can't have new hospitals. Why? Because Starmer's government is committed to a higher principle than saving lives: saving money. Never mind that trying to keep old hospitals running costs a fortune: a classic false economy. ... 🧵