Torontonians are once again bitterly divided over whether it is shorts weather or parka weather.

Autocomplete gets me.

for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop betty white into movies she wasn’t really in.

If I knew nothing about Canada except the promises from the three parties, I'd conclude that the federal government must have a large budget surplus and no pressing need to invest in productivity, infrastructure, or defense.

What the fuck someone just gave me the nuclear codes on animal crossing

Welcome sign Kremlin, MT

I thought we’d get better horsemen.

Might fuck around and attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

What we know so far:

starbucks barista: order for cathy lou cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me

I don’t have children or pets, but I do have many small devices that need frequent recharging, so I have somewhere to channel my nurturing instincts.