I’ve been deputized!!

Tour info! Austin today and tomorrow and then Monday at Book Soup with @bcdreyer.social !!!

Now in Austin for Texas Book Festival! HMU if you want to hang out!!!

Mood

Just arrived in Houston and my hair has lost its mind

Getting ready to go on a journey, starting tomorrow! I hope I will meet some of you during my travels:

Pttttd

Reposting for the evening crew:

NOVEMBER TOUR CARD! Houston, Austin, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Miami: Come say hi and have yer book signed!!!

Houston! Austin! LA! SF! Miami! So many exciting chances to touch hands! Here's my November Tour Card!!!!

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Come! Buy! Right this way, valued customer!

At Buckeye Book Fair with the remarkable James Renner! Also Tom Batiuk of Funky Winkerbean fame bought a copy of my book so I am thrilled

Great time last night at Cleveland Heights Library! Next up: Buckeye Book Fair tomorrow—then off to Texas next week.

Here! Awaiting you my darling s!

It’s not that I am afraid of dying, it’s just that I don’t like the idea of people outliving me

I arrived at my little motel in the Poconos and will drive to Brooklyn tomorrow am for my book signing at Twisted Spine. Meanwhile this man is playing guitar for us in the lounge and he’s amazing!

Please come to my book signing in Brooklyn, NY!

I have been seriously fkt up by bedbugs from a hotel in Portland! They got me on the forehead! Plus welts all over my body! Displeased!!!

Okay! I admit it! I am desperate for you to come. I don't want to be alone.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

NYC IN PERSON

I will be signing here on Sunday!! www.twistedspinebooks.com

New Yorkers! Please come see me at Twisted Spine bookstore in Brooklyn this SUNDAY OCTOBER 26! I will sign book and be friendly and you’ll enjoy very much!!

Hey, Everybody that I know who lives in NYC--I'm going to be doing a book signing this Sunday, Oct. 26 at TWISTED SPINE bookstore in Brooklyn! Come for swag and fellowship~~~

You realize that if you live in Portland, OR region or thereabouts, you have an opportunity to see both myself and Rafael Frumkin AT THE SAME TIME. You *are* aware of that, right? Wednesday.

Hey, I'm over at r/horrorlit right now doing an AMA. That is short for "Ask Me Anything." Feel free to pop over and troll me.

Your reminder that I'll be doing an AMA today at 3 PM EST on r/horrorlit! Feel free to stop over and taunt me! www.reddit.com/r/horrorlit/...

I just realized that being on social media is essentially the same as interacting with NPC villagers in a video game. --has a quest for you --will give you directions --will try to sell you something --insults you --cannot be spoken to --has an impossible secret that requires internet research

Alas! You may be surprised to hear that Black Phone #2 was not very good.

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Hey, pals, I'm doing an AMA over at reddit/horrorlit on Oct. 20 from 3-5 pm, but it's up now so people can ask questions even if they can't be there on Monday afternoon.

It's me on Lincoln Michel's Substack! open.substack.com/pub/counterc...

They say the average consumer needs to see the same thing 666 times before they finally submit.

PORTLAND! I'll be doing a reading and signing next Wednesday with my buddy Rafael Frumkin at White Oaks Books in Vancouver!!! Please tell all your friends!

SOO excited for this!!

Joined this app to say I just finished One Of Us by @danchaon.bsky.social and it's so deeply weird and hilarious and sad and spooky and and all around wonderful! This late jag of genre and time hopping of Chaon's must go on for a thousand years! I have spoken! Now be a buddy and read it!

AAAAAND EYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE------

Just thinking about what it would be like to have "Manly" as your first name.

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Compare/Contrast essay

ONE OF US audiobook promo thingy! www.instagram.com/reel/DPHJJPJ...

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

Trying to get my hands on some Krasznahorkai, looks like physical copies are already out of stock in the hours since the Nobel announcement. Do I wait? Or should I get a {cringe} e-book?

Went to see GOOD BOY last night. I wasn't expecting to get teary over it, but maybe that's just where I am at the moment. Bravura film-making. Elliptical, lyrical and v. sad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4-C...

Your reminder that you have an appointment tomorrow~~ 👇🤡👇

Shirley Jackson the Dog learns about Banned Book Awareness Week~~ www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwOX...

Upcoming CLE event 👇👇 Spread le word

New tour card just dropped~~~

"WHY LIE SADDO" is my new favorite phrase~