The signature of Guy Fawkes before and after purchasing the Etsy calligraphy gift set

Anyone who thinks leaving ECHR is a good idea doesn’t understand what ECHR is #BBCQT

Just finished the fantastic The Big Hop by @rooneyvision.bsky.social about the first flight over the Atlantic. It’s one of those bits of history that I had no idea about. A gripping read. I grew up near to Brooklands and had no idea about the aviation history of the place too.

Day 4 billion of my holiday. I’m now more rum than man. Let it end

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Let’s be honest, one of the highlights of any foreign holiday for a Brit is seeing the bbc news website in a slightly different format and with adverts. Ok just me then

Never in any doubt whatsoever. King Charlie had better get his knighting sword ready #EngVsEsp #Champions

Yesssss! Dame Chloe Kelly! ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Come on!

Oh god it’s only the end of the first half. Not sure I can cope with anymore

FUCKING GET IN!!!

Has anyone checked how many players Italy have as I’ll swear they have 75 defenders #EngvsIta

Yes, I am 50 and yes I have just been to a funeral but lads, if you ever get a chance to slip your hand into your mam's hand please take it. She'll feel like you are 8 y/o again and it will bring her more love and comfort than you could ever imagine. Please do it.

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

Fucking brilliant!!!!!

The half time pundits have more passion than most of the England squad #SweVsEng

Sweden vs England

Watched Return of the Jedi with the child earlier. She’s never seen it before but asked how many people had Darth Vader killed. I replied “not sure, a few hundred though”. She said “Luke just killed a million people on that spaceship, why is Vader the baddie and why are they having a party?” Erm…er

Maxim from The Prodigy is 9 years older than me. I can barely get off the sofa and he’s bounding around the #Glastonbury stage likes he’s 20. Legends

I’m old, I’d only heard one of the 1975’s songs before and to be perfectly honest they aren’t my thing BUT the expressions on the faces of the crowd shows how much this means to them. They get it, I don’t but that’s life. Young people are better. #Glastonbury

I’ve heard this one before. It’s quite fun and I like his self deprecating humour and the subtitles #Glastonbury

Really hope the bloke from the 1975 plays his Dad’s song from Phoenix Nights #glastonbury

Noooooooooooo!!!! What ever did I do to upset *checks notes* do ray me farted?

Put a cardboard box out for recycling. It took less than a minute before the cat had claimed it #CatsOfBluesky

With all the news about nuclear war etc it’s very easy to get distracted from the big story; How is Liz Truss getting on with her new social media platform? I wonder if she’s got her special crayons out to design the logo?

"You look like you would enjoy Dubai" is the most savage insult I've ever heard

The US bombs nuclear sites in Iran and GBNews leads with…

Oh for fucks sake

Watching Oasis at the bbc on bbc 2. I’m reminded of why I fucking hate Oasis

Yes I was in the gods but it was worth it. Finally got to see NIN after missing out on tickets 30 years ago. I’m a happy person tonight

Having to walk from work to the tube across Leicester Square is a fucking ball ache especially in summer and even more when there’s a premier on #JurassicFuckOff #grumpyoldman

I was going to go to the Le Mans 24 this year. Kind of glad I’m not

Zia Yusuf “I’ve dedicated my life to it it since last summer”. Err what? #bbcqt

It genuinely terrifies me that people don’t know what the #ECHR does and the protection it gives us. Just look at what is happening in the world and you’ll understand why it needs protecting and why you should seriously worry about anyone wanting to get rid of it #bbcqt

“Next week we’ll be doing a special #bbcqt on growing up in the 21st century so we’ve invited a special panel, Richard Tice, Lee Anderson, that other one, the new one and Nigel Farage”

Simon Clarke can do one. He praised Truss’ budget that still costs me an extra £500 a month on my mortgage. He was part of the problem. And whilst I’m here Reform can do one too #bbcqt

Tick murder!!! #springwatch

She said sperm packet #springwatch

Last year my daughter was desperate to see a red squirrel. Over the summer we went to Formby, the IOW and the Lakes, three places in England that have a population. Didn’t see a single one #Springwatch

For some reason I have got it into my head the Lolo has to stay in a tent at the top of a cliff during #Springwatch filming whilst Chris and Michaela stay in 5* hotels watching a live feed of Lolo eating beans in the freezing cold

Starting to wonder if my daughter might be considering a career in industrial farming

There’s a place called Tory Island? No thanks #springwatch

Theodore thinks owls are dicks #springwatch

This episode of #Springwatch

I’d love a badger in my garden. Got hedgies, a fox, the occasional frog and of course my cat, but never had a badger #springwatch

My wife just said “Springwatch is the one where we watch young birds getting eaten in their nests isn’t it?”. Yep that’s the one

Just read that Boris Johnson has become a father again. What I love about this is the fact he has become an afterthought, a joke. All he ever wanted was absolute glory. He saw himself as Churchill , as Caesar but the reality is his legacy is nothing more than the worst PM in history

This thread is a dream and I feel I am with my people. For me it was the time I was on the phone to a very important client whilst my colleague was speaking to the other party. Proper stress. I was fiddling with a stapler and managed to fire a staple into my thumb

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Carry on Camus in Viz this issue. Glorious. Life-affirming even.