The Society For Women Who Are Attracted To Women And Haven't Had Any Trouble Remembering Not To Sexually Harass Or Assault Them

HELL YEAH @jsmayank.bsky.social!!!!! This has been such a long time coming and I could not be more proud, inspired, and over the moon happy for you! ❤️ deadline.com/2025/11/appl...

I’m chill with my spiders. They eat the bugs I’m allergic to. You enjoy your creep day, little buddies. This one’s for you.

Scary story: just hit “send” on a new draft #scriptsky #writersky

Happy Birthday* to the best little writing buddy a girl could ever ask for! *on Saturday, but the Valley celebrates her birthday month

It honestly blows me away that I get to write with such perfection next to me.

OpenAI is essentially a social arsonist, developing and releasing tools that hyper scale the most racist, misogynistic, and toxic elements of society, lowering the barriers for all manner of abuse. The so called guardrails make a pinky swear look like an ironclad contract.

So @jimmykimmel.com's first words back tonight--"As I was saying..."-- were an homage to Tonight Show host Jack Paar, who used those words when he returned after walking out on his show in a censorship dispute with NBC. From 65 years ago: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrhQ...

My abortion comedy, BIGGER IN TEXAS, placed QF in the Season 10 Filmmatic Comedy Awards! It’s this feature script’s second placement (it won Hollywood Genres Comedy a few weeks ago), written earlier this year. Stoked to see people responding to this story! #scriptsky

Come say hi at our first show at the new Ice House Comedy Club in Pasadena, Saturday, Sept 13 at 7pm. One of my all-time favorite lineups ever! www.showclix.com/event/ice-ho...

My abortion comedy, BIGGER IN TEXAS, was just named the Winner of the 2025 HollywoodGenre Comedy Screenplay competition! #scriptsky

I’ve never been to Cracker Barrel but I assume it’s like Deliverance theme Denny’s

Rare occasion of getting out of the home office & being with the fine humans of Universal City for a script read last week.

Wait wait wait, can we go back to the part about the porn horns and murder charges?

The Long Beach Rosie’s Dog Beach is ~actually~ the happiest place on earth. I will accept no substitutes. (With Tavi, Chico, @jsmayank.bsky.social @matthewsolomon.bsky.social)

My comedy pilot OPEN was just named a Quarterfinalist for Stage 32 TV Comedy! Logline: Opening up a relationship, how hard could it be? A newly married couple hilariously plunges into the great unknown of non-monogamy. Jealousy? Please. That’s the easy part.

FUCK AI. Stop using it. It’s making you dumb, making the billionaires richer, and destroying the creative soul of humanity AND the planet.

love this new york times clip. they recently did a story about how sesame street's set has changed over the years, along with our urban politics. IG nytimes

Oh shit, why hasn’t anyone tried this yet #scriptsky

Double celebrating a script win & Tavi’s clear cardiology X-rays today! 🌞

Congratulations  29th Thriller Competition Finalists! Grand Prize "WE HAVE SO MUCH TO GIVE" by Stacey Garratt 1st Prize "BOHEMIAN HEART" by James Dalessandro 2nd Prize "FEAR PLAY" by Robert Rhyne FadeInAwards.com #screenwriting #scriptsky

Thank you @fadeinawards.bsky.social for naming WE HAVE SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE as the Grand Prize Winner of the 29th Thriller Screenplay Award! #scriptsky

Hope Gawker still publishes in Hell.

My erotic thriller, WE HAVE SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE, has been listed as a Semifinalist for the Fade In Thriller Award for 2025. Thank you, @fadeinawards.bsky.social! #scriptsky

A June beetle just landed on the back of my neck and got caught in my hair while I was sitting outside, so if your Reseda Citizen app is asking about a woman screaming bloody murder.... hi!

My dog’s best friend himbo goes home tomorrow after being here for two weekends and I have prepared our special verklempt potatoes already.

PURE OF HEART made it through the first round. Thanks, @stage32.bsky.social

"Writers have been using me long before the advent of AI. I am the punctuation equivalent of a cardigan—beloved by MFA grads, used by editors when it’s actually cold, and worn year-round by screenwriters. I am not new here."

This article emboldened me to come out to my family & school just a few weeks later. Can’t believe it’s been 30 years of the phase that I’ll grow out of!

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

JULY QUIET LUXURY: Charcuterie of McDonald’s fries, Arby’s curly fries, aoli, ketchup, horsey sauce and, this is important, one martini.

Me after one sliver of an edible

In Topanga, working on a new outline with my favorite cheerleader by my side.

The Valley turned up in Studio City! #nokings

Along with the heartbreak of everything happening in my hometown, I’m overcome by the anxiety of what the curfew means for service workers. Wait staff, bartenders, janitors, valets, dishwashers all suddenly with no income, living on an income that often doesn’t leave a lot in the margins.

I don’t post politics but This is what terror looks like. Our communities are being brutalized by those sworn to protect us. The scenes we’re witnessing—LAPD and Homeland Security attacking women, pepper-spraying children, and choking elders—are straight out of the most oppressive dictatorships.

Milo Goes To Horticulture College

Soaking up the West Hollywood sun & getting shit done. ✔️ writers group ✔️ reading my guy’s new draft ✔️ research & outlining ✔️ brunch!

“When life gives you sweet sugar, unleash nightmarish garlic marinara cookies into the world,” is a neatly accurate metaphor for Gen AI, no notes.

Andrew Lloyd Weber’s gonna write a musical about this

I has having really bad migraine auras this morning and @jsmayank.bsky.social suggested a trick of putting my feet in hot water. WTF. It worked! The scotomas went away in minutes. Like magic. #writersky

RFK Jr looks like if the Heaven’s Gate dude did go up to the comet and got sent back home.

Holy shit, I’m glad I went to the theater for Sinners. It really is THAT good.

I dunno, from what I remember of it, Penn Station was miserable, smelled like pee on its best days, rained poop water and derailments on its worst, and generally made you lose all hope for humanity. Might be a fitting namesake.

Well, look at my little sassy spine, serving cunt, working those angles.

Some say the world will end in FOIA Some say in ICE