Double celebrating a script win & Tavi’s clear cardiology X-rays today! 🌞

On this National Pet Day, Tavi bestows a smelly little kiss to her adoring fans…

There's a happy medium in the DoorDash/grocery shopping discourse and it's Trader Joes.

I'm not sure if it's as much X--as a platform that's the sum of its users--that had an outsized impact on this election as it is its owner, who leveraged the platform's legacy influence.

It’s an existential crisis for the state and the its Democratic Party and so many people don’t give a shit.

After years of talking to Trump supporters my view of them has become very simple: They want socialist, even sometimes progressive reforms but they want them from someone who makes those reforms feel powerful and masculine and they want to make sure the people they don't like don't benefit from them

From the newly-built rooftops!

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

All the reboots in the world and THE DOBERMAN GANG doesn’t have a sequel with Miniature Pinschers yet?

This achieves in a single pinball machine what took George Lucas three movies and a marriage.

Lots to chew on here, but I'm struck by how Dems never want to give themselves credit. Did you know that obesity rates fell last year, or that after several years of decline, the average lifespan ticked up? Probably not. Yet I never heard Ds defend their HHS record.

FFS. Rep Dan Goldman should find something useful and productive to do with his time instead of suggesting that an entirely unambiguous amendment is in some way ambiguous.

Quote post a picture of yourself so newbies can see who they’re dealing with. (Two headed edition)

Then it hit me: The big success of the US right over the last decade or so, helped by a cadre of centrists, is convincing a lot of people that the Democratic Party is whoever you think is the most radical, most annoying person on the internet. Therefore, voting Republican is a vote against them. 3/x

As if everything isn’t bad enough, I have to see the New Yorker calling it his “reëlection”

Flock of Legals

I can’t believe someone still remembers these! Truly such a fun career moment for me getting to write these for The Grinch. Always thankfully to #Universal for letting me go so wild. 🖤 www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8myhGBt/

@ditzkoff.bsky.social Captured McCarthy’s entire essence and didn’t have to change a single word

The comments on news articles are more deranged than anything you’ll find on social media.

Half of Kennedy’s voter base is stuck in the mud and you’re laughing?!