Happy Sunday 😋 #yorkies

Exceptional Mauritian food & a Phoenix beer. Perfect 😋 #tooting

Going to the Wimbledon match today. Stopped at Tooting Market to eat the delicious Mauritian food. Can't wait for my chicken, egg & prawn fried noodles & Phoenix beer (the Forest fan & the child even wore their Phoenix beer t-shirts 🤣)

Updated my football ground list (we found one that we did years ago & decided to update it). Disappointing so many league grounds I did years ago are now non-league! So, in total I have done 74 football grounds. 56 current league, 15 non league, 3 who have since moved. #football

Quick & easy veggie fajitas tonight. Roasted sweet potato, peppers & onion. Served wiith creme fraiche, homemade guacamole & grated cheese & tortillas.

Spanish Omelette has been made and devoured. One of my absolute favourites 😋 #dinner

Chicken sausage, egg, tomato & lettuce with harissa mayo on rye sourdough bread #lunch

Sausage casserole #dinner

Breaded chicken on a Japanese curry with sticky rice #dinner

Tomato & Smoked Bacon Orzo #dinner

On my way to the stadium tour to surprise my dad. His first ever visit to the stadium, I couldn't let him go without me! He's definitely going to be surprised to see me! #COYS

I genuinely thought that when the doors opened the person at the desk was naked from the waist down 🤣

These are proving a firm favourite in our house. The Forest fan & the child are getting through them at a rate of knots! #orangebuttons

Lovely stack of pancakes. Lemon & sugar. Perfect 👌 #pancakeday

Not long now 🙏

Four films from the year I was born.

Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck" Fuck in Paradise

Michael Oliver needed VAR to deem this a red. His ability to do his job feels directly inversely proportional to the arrogance with which he fails to do it

Unbelievable. Donald Trump has been invited to a state visit to the UK. We should not be rolling out the red carpet to celebrate this man. Agree? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no...

She's here & she's perfect 😊 #newdesk

I'm just a chair, staring at a wall, wishing it was a desk. (My new desk arrives today 👍, this will end 4 years of working at the breakfast bar)

I'm just watching the entire meeting between Trump and Zelelnsky (I had watched the 11 minutes that all sorts of people clipped before, but I wanted the full context. Link below. I did want to note that the first thing Zelensky says is: Thank you, Mr. President. Just in case Vance is reading this.

Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.

On 15 March 1939 Hitler and his deputy summoned the Czech President to Hitler’s residence in Berlin and then bullied him to submitting to a German invasion of his country. They drove him to the point of physical collapse, threatening him until he eventually signed his country’s death warrant.

I could merrily and with a Julie Andrews gaiety of spirit punch JD Vance's soft, genial opportunist doughy fucking millionaire sofa slab of a face inwards until the heat death of the Universe or until my fist was reduced to a bloodied twitching remnant of shoulder muscle, whichever came first.

Exchanging blood for biscuits again. #giveblood #blooddonation

Show me you in a hat

Me: Yesterday was lovely, can't wait to get back out in the garden today, I got so much done. The UK Weather:

Smoky chipotle chicken pasta tonight #dinner

Hoisin Sesame Stir Fry tonight #dinner

My garden right now #biblicalrain #hail #ark

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre

Eggy bread for tea 😋

Post an image you can hear.

Repost with the first album you bought with your own money. These were my first two CD's (bought at the same time) after I'd purchased a huge Pioneer 6 CD changer beast of a hi-fi with my first wage packet. #firstalbum #music #u2 #album #cd #vinyl

If you like a period drama I very much enjoyed this 4-parter on BBC1. Keely Hawes is, as ever, fantastic. I watched all 4 episodes in a week on iplayer. #missausten

Tonight I made Tandoori Sea Bass with a cucumber salad. Absolutely delicious. High praise from the Forest fan who described it as 'faultless' 😊 #dinner

Romero watching someone get sent off for pulling Cucurella's hair #COYS

You’re a stupid, worthless shopping basket holder and you’ll never amount to anything.

like I understand where you're coming from here but they very much did cancel jesus.

I'd like to think the Brennan goal celebration was for Vic, but it was definitely a wind up to the Roma fans 🤣 #brennan #COYS #Spurs #TOTROM

Sausage, squash & apple traybake with a honey mustard sauce tonight #dinner

Cheeky midweek roast for us tonight. Butter basted turkey joint, homemade roasties, left over yorkies from the last roast & baby carrots. Plus a lake of gravy & cranberry sauce #dinner

Same. Wake me when the chocolate is here for Easter 👍

Facts.

If Spurs were an actor our range would be fantastic #COYS #Spurs #Tottenham

🎶Well, I wish it could be Madders birthday everyday. When the fans start singing and the team begins to play 🎶 #COYS #Spurs #Tottenham #MCITOT