Deposit check dropped off, move-in date is August 1st. I also just submitted my intent to vacate my current lease in 30 days due to the raw sewage backing up causing uninhabitable conditions. They won’t fix the issue despite the plumber saying root intrusion…I can’t wait to be able to chill for once

Flat tire on pay day weeeeeee 🥴

I slept weird and now I can’t turn my neck to the left 😭

Lease secured. Now the dreaded moving logistics. If you can help I’d greatly appreciate it. I’ll be in the new spot for a year and then month to month until we save enough for our forever home. My goal is to be debt-free by next March (thanks divorce..) and things will start looking up 🙏🏻 thanks yall

Welp my lease is up in October and they’re trying to raise the rent so I’m moving closer to family cause I need the help and also fuck landlords 🥴 if you ever feel like helping out a momma who has to fuckin move AGAIN….let me know. I’ll be selling shit to make this work before October. Love yall. 😘

I am now referring to low effort rage-baiting Facebook posts as “psy-slop”

Trying to catch an osprey! #photography #wildlife

Bon voyage 👋🏻

@duolingoverde.bsky.social I did not realize you had my 8 year old daughter on your payroll but can you give her a raise?

Wonderful to be in a place now where industry peers feel comfortable posting sexist trash in professional spaces.

No cancer diagnosis yippie! I do wish they’d take the nodule out but health insurance gonna health insurance 🤷🏼‍♀️

Birthday bitch ✨ #34

My birthday is tomorrow! Let the celebration weekend begin ✨ Professional passenger princess 👑

I created a TikTok to post cosplay content and someone commented “where’s bros ass” on my zero suit samus cosplay so now i have a complex and i will be doing 2 leg days a week instead of one 🫠

Update: I think they turned out good! Still gotta work on shaping for next time. A nice chai spice flavor 🥯

Girl dinner 💅🏻 (I made the bread)

I’ve been on a bread baking journey and tonight I’m making bagel dough. I had the idea to brew some chai for the warm water component so I’m hoping the result is a nice spiced chai bagel 🥯

My Second thyroid biopsy was just performed. Indeterminate: suspected malignant from the last biopsy. I’ll know if I have malignant cells in two weeks. They pulled more samples today. Wish me luck…

4 years ago I did a photo shoot with the New York Times for this article: www.nytimes.com/2022/05/23/b... Time sure flies.

Izzy put me in a group chat with her friends and they just troll me in it 🥴

Happy Mother’s Day 🌹 to all of the original 3D printers out there 💋

My daughter’s best friend Melody over FaceTime heard me talking to Isabella and she goes “Your mom is kind.” 🥲

I just paid $15 for 4 chicken tenders and a Coke I’m not happy about it.

Every worker deserves a union, including the workers whose creative labor earns billions in revenue for Hasbro and WOTC. I urge them to voluntarily recognize their union today!

Wizards of the Coast has issued their first response to our announcement of unionization. I am glad that they agree that workers are the lifeblood of the company, however it is important to note that we tried and failed to raise our voices for years about this stuff and were unheard.

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The engineering team was asked to pick between a Copilot or Claude license and I didn't know which one to pick so I asked Gemini.

Shadowheart left camp to attend the renaissance pleasure faire this passed weekend. Gods favorite princess was met with varied responses 😆🖤

The President: “A whole civilization will die tonight” Me at my work standup: “No updates from me today, thanks.”

Crimson Desert has been so entertaining tbh.

Jess in her 20’s: went out all night and partied till the sun came out Jess in her 30’s: made a grilled ham and cheese sandwich with tomato soup at 2am

The IRS wants my sexual harassment lawsuit money 😔

Deals were made; fun was had 🖤

My boyfriend’s mom lives in a beautiful cabin in the mountains. Every day she lights candles and plays this meditative music for hours on YouTube. The last day visiting her, I swapped it out with hours of Middle Earth music and ambiance and she didn’t notice. Five star experience ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Happy GDC week to those of you in SF. I’m up in Sonora looking at cool trees, deer, and turkeys. (She said with a little salt) 😆

the video game industry is a mess

2026 basically

Getting JIRA notifications at 10:30pm is a universal experience

Britney Spears set drop 🔥 🐍 the mother, the icon, the queen 👑 ✨ #cosplay #britneyspears

Birds are cool as hell

New headshots! 👩‍💼

I made love loaf 💕 (banana bread) 🍞

Watching the extended versions of lord of the rings on a Sunday is self care.

I’m gonna try to get on the HBO show of Baldurs Gate 3 as Shadowheart and every time the directors (same from the last of us) try and fuck the story up I’ll just slap them.

I am a very good motivational speaker to my friends 💀

It's a pleasure living in this country. #Fallout

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Windows 11 is the worst operating system ever I’d take vista over this suffering.

Cosplay Set Drop 💙 Kitana from Mortal Kombat (comment your favorite 🤩) #cosplay #mortalkombat #Kitana #FinishHim #FlawlessVictory

Send memes. I’m depressica today