"That microplastic semen guy" is a brand new fucking sentence for me and i am going to use it today.

Discstrodamus. N. - That time when Disco turned out to be absolutely right and the fucking freeway got hit by shrapnel including cars.

Cashed in my Amorphous Materials. Got enough to finish building out more then a couple descendants and weapons. Maxing something to 50/60 is going to take awhile. #firstdescendant #thefirstdescendant

i was today's year old when i discovered there is a Select All Duplicates option for Dismantling Modules in #thefirstdescendant. I'm so annoyed i did not notice this sooner.

Player colissions in #thefirstdescendant is still absolute bullshit. kinda tired of hitting someone while i grapple and getting fucked.

okay, i think this was part of todays update but not entirely sure. They added the symbols of the mods you have in the slot so you know which symbol to add with Crystal Catalyst. That's a great Quality of Life update for #thefirstdescendant

i know they said they weren't going away when the new Colossi challenge comes in but i am super pleased that i managed to get all of the Storm Hanger gear before the new update. #thefirstdescendant

RE: Hulk Hogan "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

Six Expansions and Four living Seasons into @guildwars2.com and Queen Jenna and Pact Commander Logan aren't married with like 20 kids. I'm flabbergasted.

Watching a company you have been apart of for half a decade turn on itself and not so slowly implode is heart breaking.

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always panicking.

New favorite title btw #GuildWars2

Hit 565 mastery tonight in #guildwars2. Slowly making my way to that sexy 620 high score. 55 points to go.

83/100 Never played Shenmue, silent hill, the Sims, pikmin, fire emblem and a few others. Wait do demos count? If they don't my body count is probably low mid 70s.

Look regardless of your affiliation right now. i think we can all agree on one thing. People who put milk into a bowl first and THEN pour cereal are absolutely cracked and should not be breathing the same air as the rest of us. Optimus wept, cereal first AND THEN MILK PEOPLE.

This is a reminder to invest in physical media. When you stream or rent books, movies, or shows, you do not own them. You just pay services to have access to them. That access can be revoked at any time. Buy physical media so you can own your media.

well, well, well looks like those of us who aren't saving retirement because we assume we'll die long before we can retire win again

I hope deep in his little piglet brain he's scared as fuck.

Canceled TV show you will never stop thinking about

Look, I know you said you've tried everything, but have you tried throwing an Owlbear at your problem. Look, I know what you're thinking but trust me. Owlbear solves everything.

Impulsed bought a Dominaria United box of magic tcg cards. 10 mythics and quite a bit of rares on top of everything else. Very excited to sort through and pick out some stuff for decks. Easily my favorite box pull outside of Kamigawa neon dynasty in the last few years of releases.

The Magic Story Podcast is breaking down the five clans of #MTGTarkir Dragonstorm with Senior Narrative Game Designer Lauren Bond and Senior Art Director Forrest Schehl, giving you a behind-the-scenes look at this truly epic set. Watch the episode now! mtg.social/MagicStoryTDM

Kazakhstani computer programmer Alexandra Asanovna Elbakyan founded Sci-Hub to provide free and unrestricted access to all scientific knowledge under the principle that access to information and knowledge is a human right. #womenshistorymonth

my cat is snoring behind me. i find this hilarious

"...something's funky with the threadgate" is what the portal engineer says to their commander moments before an alien invasion fleet jumps into the system, guns blazing. Having used their own threadgate network against them, nothing can stop the destruction...

Why isn't there invasive species issues with pokemon? I never see signs about it in games. You'd think that it would be an issue

Razum-dar you sly dog

Big News, Tenno! The official Warframe Wiki is now hosted directly on the official Warframe website. Access your favourite resources in a brand new location by bookmarking and exploring today! You can find the new Wiki right here: wiki.warframe.com

There isn't a power in the verse that can convince me Razum-Dar is not the greatest Khajit and NPC in existence. #eso #elderscrollsonline

Yes!!!! Kitty photo timeline cleanses.

My precious girl ~ Octavia, but we call her Tavi or Tavicita. She's my beautiful princess kitten. I don't care if she's 3 now. She's still my baby.

I report every time I block someone to ensure my voice is heard. Rather than just blocking, I want Bluesky to understand the reason behind my moderation decision. One of the platform’s key selling points is that it enables this functionality directly within the app.

The IRS has announced that starting this week, almost everyone can file their tax returns electronically for free by using IRS Free File on IRS.gov. Start at https://buff.ly/4hTraop to access this free tax preparation software.

I have decided with no feedback from my wife or the cat. That from hear on, my cat will never have her chewy birthday bowtie removed. I will continue to add them to her as they are received until i am no longer amused. Photos will be provided to please the internet when the next one arrives.

Say you don't want my business without saying you don't want my business. www.rockpapershotgun.com/video-game-p...

my student: there's so much drama me: how old are you student: 14 me: omg you're a baby student: i only have 4 years left before my free trial is over me: student: life's free trial is only until you're 18, then you have to pay for your subscription me: o m f g student: xD you're welcome?

The quintessential Xennial experience is identifying with millennials on most things except for a few load-bearing Gen X traits

WOOOO!! True Master unlocked in #warframe It was actually some of the most fun i've had doing these. cheesed it to hell and back with my Kuva Nukor but it got my heart pumping. The reward perks are fucking awesome!!!

Rank 29 with #warframe tonight. Got enough XP to make an attempt at 30 tomorrow. LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!

in random #warframe news. I started a kind of a competition between myself and a friend as we've both been sitting at about 17/18 mastery rank for the better part of a year. We wanted to level the hex mastery faster and realized we'd need to up our ranks to get a higher daily cap. #warframe 1/3

I love this game.... #Warframe

my first crafted descendant!! So excited to have Valby and try out her kit after seeing it in action while playing. I was quick to jump on the 'its just a clone of Warframe with Destiny elements thrown in' but its worked voodoo on me and I've enjoyed the hell out of it as accumulated play time.

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.

oh boy M365 broke just when i am trying to resolve an issue that requires M365 to work. YAY!!

Skyscale 2.0 finished!! #guildwars2

watching Commander at Home while i fuck around in #guildwars2. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af82... A YT comment easily sums up my feelings. "Every Commander At Home episode with Ben is always like "oh what an interesting, cool and unique guest- AND HERE COMES BEN BRODE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!""