Being a Chemistry PhD candidate and volunteering at a yoga studio in 2014 was really a time. If I had been on #ChemTwitter back then I would have gotten so many likes from the fact the owner got scammer with an alkline water system. open.spotify.com/episode/3Cj1...

I feel like gen z/gen alpha would looove para para dancing.

This is becoming crazy. There's somehow a loophole that got created which helps folks jump our line (requesting through other outreach groups not us directly). I think I'm being too neurodivergent justice sensitive in terms of trying to make things fair, but first come first served also feels bad.

If I had a vanity plates on my car I'd go for DEPT 135.

It ys the seasoun of decoratif gourdes, O knaves

Venom's iodine clock

My next two conference talks: "I will do anything for feedback... but I won't do AI" and "Finally Leanne presents a talk other UWaterloo instructors may find useful"

I really want to see a drag queen play Doug Ford deep throating Yukon bars in the snatch game of the next RPDR Canada.

Just in the past month I got a provincial park pass, a puzzle and some dvds on top of books from my library! I also have a membership to a tool library from which I borrowed the water canner I used. Love libraries!!

I just want @sararah.bsky.social to be proud of me and tell me I am brave 🥺

When students find out I wrote the lab manual, made most of the figures, invented several of the scenarios used for experiments, order supplies, do a lot of the refills and lab maintenance...

There's lots of vulture activity in my neighbourhood but I only ever see them in the sky. Today I finally saw two of them doing their carrion eating thang on the ground!! Really cool birds.

Abolish September deadlines for reference letters.

US political violence overwhelmingly comes from the right - the side that calls for, glorifies, & literally pardons it

It's been a while since I had a new weird thing in lab. We found a rolled up TLC plate shoved into my organic liquid waste?

We are girlbossing too close to the sun with the chemistry outreach program. We currently have about 30 teachers wanting to come for this December offering. I have about 20-25 slots and MANY of the teachers will need two based on their student numbers.... we're gonna disappoint people!..

I AM DROWNING! THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND. YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME. HAND IN UNLOVEABLE HAND!

Slightly diminish a book Advanced Inorganic Chemistry by Carey and Sundberg 👀 #ChemSky

I've been sick my whole pre-Fall term vacation so manifesting it be gone by washing all my bedding on hot, 2x sudafed and a boiling everything shower because I am so tired of it!!

*pushes RFK in the chest* Excuse me. I am homeless, I am gay, I have AIDS, I'm new in town.

I know the cat is my biological son because he ignores his regularly scheduled meals and begs for snacks all day.

Me after making pesto, salsa verde, granola, eggplant yaki udon and cowboy caviar: "I wish I had snacks in the house"

Geriatric cat care: I know have to bring Cooper to bed with me or he'll scream his head off downstairs.

Due to inflation, the number of the beast now has an extra 6.

I’m looking for a beautiful romantic gay film that isn’t just loaded with trauma for my friends. Doesn’t matter if gay, lesbian, transgender, etc. I thought of Happy Together or I like Gregg Araki but they are definitely not joyful. Also not Call me by Your Name or Queer I didn’t love those…

FAIRMOUNT BAGEL SUPREMACY

My greatest goal in life is to have every pet be obsessed with me. My latest achievement is my neighbour's dog parking at me from their second story window while I was pulling in my driveway.

So nice to meet @canvasblue.bsky.social coming all the way into the city to meet for my required daily ice cream in this heat!

How is Alan Cummings in Spice World lol

What would a mutual aid toolkit for chemists look like? Would it be region-specific? Thinking about readiness for collapse of professional societies should science defunding deepen. #realtimechem

What everything would be like if I were in charge.

I have so much gratitude for @chemdrv.bsky.social , it is a gift to meet a fellow chemistry lab instructor who wants to be influenced by arts and humanities to breathe some spirit into our practice.

*glances at straight men* *glances at sapphic drama* Welp…

If Eddington doesn't radicalize you....

Friday good news! Protect publically funded research!

I crashed my car into the bridge. I don't care, I love it!

This is who Trump shipped to a Salvadoran dungeon: An event planner A coal miner An Uber driver Tortilla maker Barber DoorDashers Soccer coaches Furniture-maker Car washers Taxi drivers HVAC techs Auto parts worker Tire plant worker and 240 more... projects.propublica.org/venezuelan-i...

If they start making labcoats and safety glasses for Labubus I'm gonna be in big trouble.

Palestinians risks their lives daily to go to aid stations and this is the cowardice we show in nations that could help them.

Oh, I can gather all the news I need from a girl with cat ears De-doh-n-doh-de-doh

kiss cams are the surveillance state btw

I was such a hopeful person this morning, thinking I could handle a fork and knife lunch at work.

I really hate how "basifying/alkalizing a solution" sounds so wrong when "acidify a solution" sounds normal. CHEMISTRY EXPLAIN.

*crush intensifies*

Ooh Yintah is on Gem! Definitely a must watch if you haven't had the chance yet.

DIY > AI

How I am in general vs how I am when I pipet