Gordinha, mas tá bom? Arquitetura Hostil e o Despreparo do Mobiliário Urbano de Lumiose para Comportar Corpos Fora do Padrão (minha clefable alfa não passa na porta 😭)

tipo assim o que é uma ``rose gray`` sabe

It has no arms, and you know what that means? The centaur cannot hold.

One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big

um país de 200 milhões de bias do brás

covardes perderam a oportunidade perfeita de escalar a hunter schafer como zelda

dua lipa é a única pessoa do mundo que entendeu o sentido da vida

vou ser tão feliz quando essa farofada sair as vezes só o que a gente precisa é de uma série bem bobinha e bem boiola pra curar onde dói 🙏🙏

People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄

I have the shirt!

deve continuar fazendo tudo isso ainda hj só que na surdina

"In the shade of the garden" Sergey Sovkov

Francis Campbell Boileau Cadell

saiu na Folha @folha.com

eu tb queria enfiar meu pézão no otavio

vi um vídeo da elizabeth fraser cantando song to the siren no show do massive attack em sp e infelizmente terei que me matar por ter pedido isso

vou ser tão feliz quando o rebaixamento do menino ney for confirmado

nunca nem ouvi falar dessa marca mds acho que nem ex-bbb eliminado na primeira semana fecharia uma publi dessas

hey look an excuse

I know it's just dopamine but it feels so real to me..

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

It is my birthday, please celebrate according to tradition: as a skeleton screaming for 30 seconds

o dia que a Dora Figueiredo roubou o café da manhã da vizinha, e mais especificamente essa interação

no dia que eu nao puder ficar ressentido com a quantidade obscena de dinheiro que corre no mundinho influencers eu ja estarei morto

pra ter uma coleção da le creuset daquelas só ganhando assim msm

pqp o lineup do C6 absurdo in demais

oxe do nada charli xcx feat john cale??

aterrorizante como essa premiação consegue piorar a cada ano

below, she says she used an app called airlearn to dunk the family in portuguese. on another account she uses an app called parrot where the exact same anecdote plays out in spanish. it's an ad. they're all ads

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

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responder receita só assim agora

Surreal

as respostas ocultadas.. a moderação desse site realmente parou de fingir que é diferente do musk e já tá indo pro modo full facho tb né 💀

wow a hidden reply, what kind of malicious, awful reply are the devs protecting me from?? hey is there a way I can disable this crap, because it is annoying and it sucks

This means if you are in the habit of saying things like "fuck Trump" or "I hope Cheney burns in hell", probably a good amount of your feed isn't seeing those posts because, unbeknownst to them, Bsky has shielded grown adults from "rude" "threats" like this.

puta que pariu cara

this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA

lol

forgive me father for I was a thot

igreja cuntólica

rindo de desespero que até a igreja católica tá virando evangélica

aimee lou princesa

Take two lol. A little throwback Jean Elaine Grey and Scott "Slim" Summers. #xmen #marvelgirl #Cyclops #marvel

Bluesky rn

Two years ago I interviewed a 31-year-old NY state assemblymember about a 7-year-old girl killed by an SUV driver in his district. I hung up the phone, astonished that I'd talked to a legislator who so thoughtfully articulated what actually needs to change on our streets. He'll make a great mayor