When you realize your bluesky is really just an alt, so it’s best to change your handle from your government name.

Home for the holidays

Happy 🐫 Day

A wild Tandemaus appeared! 🐭 🐭

Hotel bathrooms for the win

This is TEA!!!!!

I see the vision

And just like that, another FCF is here

Feeling like I should participate in the usual Friday thottery 🤔

Jeff is right! If you’re in DC you can get free shade trees through the RiverSmart program (linked) or through Casey Trees. 🌳🌳🌳

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Issa humpday

We’re basically twins (cause of our massive racks)

Got put in Instagram jail for three days because of this on my CF. Probably better here anyways 😈

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Happy Work-From-Home Friday 🫡

Oh, here’s the picture in question

How I feel after getting away with sneakily posting hog on close friends.

Happy Humpday, say yes to posing nude or whatever Moira Rose said.

Ok, after this past weekend I’m ready for summer

I really just treat this app like my alt-lite

Anyways, hump day, right?

He said 🫣 📸 @kenkapturedit.bsky.social

Wait the tariffs are actually happening tomorrow?!?

Just a lil tummy for this Tuesday

Me checking the ‘Popular With Friends’ tab on FCF

Oh, humpday 🤤

Happy Monday 💦

These photos with a helmet/mask always unlock something in me 👄

twitter just removed this design + locked my account for the next 12 hours

Make fascists afraid again.

Brought these vibes to gay dodgeball tonight after hitting my pen and playing with one contact

My commitment to never using Duelists in Marvel Rivals is top tier.

The jokes are funny, but now the feeling of impending doom of Monday is catching up with me

An absolute NIGHTMARE of a blunt rotation

I love getting on this app, seeing gay people, liking pokemon stuff, and showing my ass. 10/10, no notes

Every day can be humpday if you just try 🍑

MAL 2025 Horse Meat Disco sounds like it was fun!! 🐴 🥩 🪩

you can really gauge mental stability looking at the amount of posts someone makes in a day

Tis’ the damn season 🎄

New unwrapped dropped featuring @papasaturn.bsky.social

The way I get more kills and still heal my people as Luna Snow. Some of you Aggro boys just suck at team games :/

Barbara Broccoli, I was not familiar with your game. Keep on playing, please. www.nme.com/news/film/ja...

Sending this to my friends when I’m up to no good (now)

A timeline I would like to be in includes Kraven flopping and Marvel just reviving Quicksilver, carrying along like none of that happened.

This app on Fridays (complimentary)

Best thing about this cold weather is the fact I always know where my keys, wallet, and headphones are at any given time.