Me: I'm so fucking tired, I can't wait to lay in bed and ... Ryan Hall:

This weekend was insane, I am ready for ̶d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ next weekend.

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hitting my vape while riding you is mandatory sorry

I'm about to eat an entire box of Annie's mac & cheese because I'm worth it

when u wake up from a nap & it’s 8pm

Today was a “buzzcut on my 30 min lunch” kinda day. Doesn’t look too bad for being done with a beard trimmer.

Any dungeon spamming groups looking for a Warlock 😁 February 5th is TBC launch day. #TBC #WoW

i awoke in a coughing fit as a loose eyelash wandered into my windpipe. in an anxious panic, i grabbed my phone from its charging port and googled "popcorn lung", along with numerous typos. i knew that it wasn't popcorn lung before the results came up, but i felt visited by its spectre tonight.

Had one week off work. In that time I did: 1. Level 40-60 in Classic WoW. 2. Get all professions to 300/300. 3. Get my Dreadsteed Mount. The remainder of the time before TBC will be leveling my alt Druid 😊 Tis the season to not have friends lol.

Good morning

I want Chicago style pizza, something I've never had 😔

Just spent a week in Ohio for work, and while visiting with family and coworkers, I am so excited to be going back to KY lol. Haven't slept well up here at all

v1.108 is rolling out today 🚚 Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to! Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇

Pineapple belongs on pizza you cowards

Crazy that I still make the pizza dough recipe I've made since I was a junior in high school. ☺️

Party time

Is it worth it to get my laptop battery replaced, or just forever be attached to the wall.

Got the new flip 7 phone. So far a lot of fun. Taking some time to get used to the layout coming from 15 years of apple.

Happy Grounded 2 Eve 🪲🐞🕷️

9am movie viewing hits different on a Saturday. Donuts and coffee in place of popcorn and cola 🤤

Today is International Non-Binary People's Day and the first day of Non-Binary Awareness Week The day was first celebrated in 2012, started by Katje van Loon. The date was chosen for being precisely midway between International Women's Day and International Men's Day.

This weekend had some pretty good meals. I’ve missed cooking 😁

Now that she's in Rivals I always gotta think about this post.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings or Marvel.

Finally found a way to play the Oblivion Remaster on my ROG, my Saturday is about to go completely down the drain 🥱

In my defense, your honor, im a fag

It’s crazy that every moment of every day I am focusing so intently on escapism, rather than trying to just stop and live in the moment. It’s like I HAVE to be putting 100% of myself into escaping life. No wonder time has been flying by.

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

Casi listo pa pawercon :3

Someone buy me this stupid hat 👉👈

Hey friends, I’m actively looking for a new job. I’m an experienced Help Desk Manager (6 years) and I’ve been in IT for 16 years. I’m looking for opportunities in Denver or Remote. Please let me know if you have any leads! I can provide my resume to anyone who has a connect or recruiter.

Forever wanting my nipples pierced, forever having animals that would absolutely rip them out on accident.

*writes on a post-it note* PENIS

Happy Sunday ❤️🤣

Just got a new espresso machine, sitting outside with 70 degree weather. I am content with this Thursday afternoon.

Life gives you lemons.. seal them in a plastic?

Argonians are incredibly hot I fear. Same with Dracthyr.

Emotions I need you to STOP PLEASE LOL

Oh, shit.

We are preparing our patio to be very green this year. Last year we moved at the end of the summer and missed out on decorating. So excited for warm weather 🤭

today was fucking stupid and I'm fucking tired