They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

I didn't jinx it after all, maintained our 6 point cushion to 18th and almost all of our toughest games behind us. Just Norwich to get past now 🤭🐤#lufc

Trying not to jinx things but it's looking like another good results day for us. #lufc

A nice little set of results this afternoon so far just need Arse to do a number on Spurs and it could be another 'Carlsberg' weekend. 👍

Bangin’ Stach goal from different angles 🙏🏻 #LUFC

A disappointing end to a game I didn't expect us to get anything out of but I'd have tsken the point beforehand. I had a sneaking suspicion we might draw this one despite Villa being pretty good this season. We have a habit (bar Arsenal) of getting something out of these games don't we? #lufc. 👊👊👊

#lufc #mcfc 😂

Royal Family Fortune’s

My team for Saturday. Martyn Kelly, Radebe, Charlton, Harte Batty, McAllister, Strachan and Bremner. Yeboah, Lorimer. #lufc John Stiles and Mark ✌️Aizlewood on the bench 🤣

A man has been arrested in Norfolk. Police say they are unable to name the sweaty nonce at this time.

I bet he's bloody sweating now...🥵

Phwoa!!! 🔥

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire.... the A-Team. #lufc #nffc 🤣🤣

Carlsberg don't do football results, but if they did... #lufc

Get in you beautiful Manc Scum Bastards. #lufc

Leicester 3-0 up after 29 minutes just conceded 4 goals in the 2nd half to lose 4-3 in injury time. That one will last long in the memory for Saints fans. Remember Bowyer scoring late for a 4-3 against Derby in 1997. Proper limbs that day. #lufc

Just coming down Beeston Hill now 🤣 #lufc

Don't go to bed yet..... ahh f*ck it, nighty night 😴 #lufc

Anyone got Ryan Kent's number? Asking for my mate Dan. #lufc

Well that's our title challenge knackered. #lufc

Up the blues. 😬. Forgive me Lord for I have sinned...etc #lufc

Very much enjoyed meeting Matt Goodwin and his surprisingly honest supporters.

Melania just come on the in-flight movie 😬

Only two more days until you can go to an empty theater to see this cinematic masterpiece.

It's like watching porn again on a large screen!

Synopsis

"Idea for a TV show – it's called The Traitors and features a group of Reform politicians competing to win the grand prize of 500,000 Rubles.."

Another bloody away draw... #lufc

Leeds are 3-0 down already and they haven't even kicked off yet...! 🤣 #lufc

So good.

Great support from the crowd at #lufc last night. Rodon a beast both defensively and offensively. Aaronson played possibly his best game for us. DCL dominant in the air, if only we had a Bowyer-esque box to box midfielder to latch on to some of his knock downs. Sigh...

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A useful 3 points against a poor Everton side but we've nowt up top as they say. It will be very different against Arsenal methinks. #LUFC

Sounds about right.

Congrats to England W for a fantastic result last night in the Euros despite some of the worst penalty shots I've ever seen. Not a single one into the corners of the net and mostly right height, weight and position for an easy save. Only saving grace were the Spanish ones that were worse. #lufc

Just got tkts for Stop Making Sense live at the Brudenell in February, obvs not Byrne himself. Saw David Byrne at Leeds Arena a few years ago and he was amazing. Hoping for great things at the Brude though, cant wait.

Finally, a club announcement on the Bijol transfer...💀

My son Charles, season tkt holder in South Stand, is running the full Rob Burrow Leeds Marathon today for MND. He's just recovering from COVID, a dodgy knee and it's gonna be a warm one today 🥵. Go for it lad, massively proud of your efforts❤️🍀 #lufc

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