hell yeah baby i’m also racist against linux, toasters, and car washes

I'm taking you with me honey baby when I go

Monday No Mores is my next band name.

Omg, this is the best kind of pedantry

Not really paying attention, but do the Phillies need to figure out the baseball equivalent of the tush push?

Need a jomboy breakdown on the Christian baby question.

Has Neil Gorsuch started writing his opinion supporting this yet?

No real beef with the gist of this, but I am so, so sick of tongue-clucking about “division.” We have a president waging a “war within” (his own words!) against domestic urban populations. That had damn well better be divisive.

Come for the Louis CK diss, stay for the paean to developing a love for Marvel Comics as a child in Britain in the 70s ("when they were written by hippies on LSD").

Don’t put part of your soul in a baby

Amen

Apologies for reviving a three -day-old joke, but WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

Conceptual James trying to rufo up a controversy ex nihilo

tbh this was probably a precursor to the election results

I struggle to inhabit the mental reality of the working truck driver who makes late-night deliveries and carries a knife, realizing the moment he needs it finally arrives when a former famous football guy suddenly violently accosts him with extreme opinions about the hotel’s cooking oil.

"Lord, I've seen what you've done for that Zelenskyy fellow..."

If you watch closely, you'll see they're doing this opposite an actual funeral procession.

Lot of blatant and very funny pareidolia in the AI space. I no longer wonder why early humans thought every tree that had cankers in the shape of a smily face must be a god

All those years watching The Office and never realizing how damn big David Denman is.

Sensei Sergio should be in all the movies.

Happy Birthday to the great Buster Keaton, born Joseph Frank Keaton 130 years ago today

Pritzker has been great. But these reports that IL state police are assisting ICE, harassing and beating people who record ICE, and helping arresting protesters all seem to be supported by some video. If state cops are helping feds suppress rights over governor’s objections, that’s a big problem.

It’s Buster Keaton’s birthday. Seen here with his mother & father on stage. Billed as 'The Little Boy Who Can't Be Damaged' Social services would probably quickly intervene these days.

This blade is why I'm a web developer today.

Assuming we're talking about studio albums - the paean to the Sandinistas didn't age as well, but this has some scorchers on it.

My God, if this had ever happened back in the day when my dad was at Vandy for grad school, it would have been scenes in Nashville for days

Last four albums?

They went all that way without knowing the time?

Genuine question, if anyone has seen it answered — Why isn’t this a website which can be bookmarked and saved to home screens?

Finding ways to try to force people to write Charlie Kirk's name is like a material instantiation of "inventing a guy to get mad at"

omg that's a perfect location

Can a governor preemptively call up their state Guard as a matter of state security and safety to block the feds from attempting to mobilize them? Then assign them to, like, fill in for their missing selves on their regular jobs while they're on guard duty?

Again, patriotism isn’t about loving America as is, it’s about believing it can be something better. Also, anyone who says my grandfather fought in a segregated unit at Normandy for fascism can take a hike.

If you’re white, your accomplishments are your own and you can resent and criticize the country all you like, but if you’re black and successful you should be grateful to white people for allowing you in their presence. bsky.app/profile/jess...

The Pogo comic strip by Walt Kelly debuted on October 4, 1948, in the New York Star. It ran until the paper folded in January 1949, but the strip was picked up for national distribution in May 1949. Before the strip, Kelly had written and drawn the characters in Dell comic books since 1941.

The 82nd Airborne has faced a lot but has it ever faced combined arms? And by combined arms I mean tattoo sleeves AND ironic beards

Ok, this is pretty funny.

Also, they do a huge tangent into their mutual worship of Midnight Run. CC @sepinwall.bsky.social

Just had a flashback to my college English Lit survey class.

Well, there's no law against being prepared, is there?

brb asking my publisher for an edition of Because Internet that makes the dialup screech as you open it, like a novelty birthday card, and gradually heats up the longer you read it

Look, something I agree with Chelsea fans about.

These guys are all working up the nerve to go in the local independent video store hoping the clerk will let them rent Faces of Death.

Now do these even smaller screens we carry around all day.

"Nearly all 12"? I wonder who the missing apostle(s) might be?

thinking about this a couple of months later

.______o

So many reporters and pundits failed the object permanence test.

No one, and I mean NO ONE, in Hollywood is talking about Tilly Norwood except over drinks for a chuckle. Actors are such an important part of the creative process - you want an actor who can surprise you every take, not one whose performance you dial up and down on a laptop. This is an ad campaign.