I only proof read my texts and tweets after I send or post them

im back after months away do we have drafts yet

holy shit i forgot this app exists but to be fair i think i forgot i exist too

ahh yes,, the good ole “apology because i need something” i wish i was meaner as a person🧍‍♀️

a nice big bowl of pho

I wish there was a day between every day to recover from every day.

nothing worse than having a vision for photos or a video and struggling to bring it to life! pls just look as goood as you did in my head

i wish i could eternal sunshine of the spotless mind you from my head

i haven’t eaten sushi since keith lee ate a worm in his raw salmon :( craving it but scarred rip

Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world

when you forget to save the psd format and wanna make changes later Ffffff

damn ima be ovulating on valentines day my clit gon be like

am drunk but for the first time in years i didn't smoke weed for 24 hours

diet coke for breakfast ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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sorry, my california king bed is only big enough for me to sleep exactly in the middle with my cats surrounding me (aka i’ve officially been single + celibate long enough for the first time that i genuinely panic at the thought of sharing my bed with another human)

i finally started supernatural soo just a couple things as a gilmore girlie his name shoulda been dean and i keep getting confused im sorry and also this show is fuckin scary !!

so much to do but so little time or energy or motivation

Every porn VHS used to come with this PSA in the front, telling you your rights were under attack— that politicians wanted to limit what you could see. Producers used porn to let consumers knew what was at stake politically. Maybe it's time for another mass campaign.

ending the longest month of the year to start the shortest month of the year

*mutes account* *refreshes timeline* aahh..

took a break from nails for a few months and oooh baby lemme tell you. nothing like fresh nails to make me feel like a new woman!

bacon egg and cheese plz

sometimes the overly NICE, happy people are actually the worst!! the mask always drops eventually

Trump hated TikTok (because China) until it helped him win an election (as even he acknowledges) and now he’s going to save it and take a victory lap. So he’ll have X, TikTok, Insta, and Facebook all working on his behalf. That’s a big difference between now and 2017.

might fuck around and make some homemade bagels today

not enough storage on my laptop to download marvel rivals :( gonna start saving pennies for a pc ig

repeat after me:

bsky.app/profile/did:... Remember when I said I was going to grab bot followers and then block the bot? I did. And about 10k follows later, I got a restriction for HOURS. It just got lifted. I'm back with a block-list for the bots ;). Simply click subscribe, and block all. 🫶🏻

why don’t we have drafts yet

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omg i was sooo close to sleeping in the new year but stupid fireworks woke me up as soon as clocks turned midnight gnight. happy new year 🎊 💤

first dentist appointment in 5+ years pls dont judge but i got it done today!! besides needing surgery for my wisdom teeth asap and some cavities filled that wasn’t thaaat bad 🥹 (it was a sensory hell)

when you're already nervous to call and make a dentist appointment and then they're like actually we have an opening today!!! oh. ok

i dunno !

that episode of gossip girl where Chuck couldn’t get hard for anyone but Blair that is all 🫡

I know I’m entering a new chapter when I randomly cut my hair don’t worry guys I didn’t give myself ugly ass lopsided bangs this time 💇‍♀️

one thing about me ima do grocery pickup every time!! wym i can order from the app and not go in the store? done deal hallelujah

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hilary duff’s christmas album still hits so hard 20 years later

ooh i booked my nail appt for avn! it’ll be my first time going to a licensed private nail tech instead of any ole nail shop around me 💅

ooh gonna remake this soon me and my giz day dreamin lol ✧˖°.

With AVN coming up, we need to talk about boundaries! First and foremost, do not try to touch a model without asking. Even a hug. CONSENT IS KEY!

last nights survivor was def the best episode of the season so far. ngl this season has been pretty damn good

I blinked and suddenly it's December 11th

craving crab cakes

not to be dramatic but I want Sue voted off survivor SO BAD lol

5 faves / 5 tags Food / alfredo pasta w/chicken parm Season / spring Drink / root beer Color / cobalt blue Film / coyote ugly Passing the 🔥 to @jennyfae.bsky.social and whoever sees this and hasn’t done it yet 😝

happy thanksgiving to those who celebrate!! i love this day for the food and being extra thankful 🍁

merry crimmus gizmo is getting in the holiday spirit early 🎄