Pobrecito....fuck off

Merry Xmas to those who partake! And if you're working tomorrow I'm sending good vibes to you! I've been there, lucky to not be right now. Y'all are the real heroes and don't let shitty customers tomorrow make you forget it

LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire https://theonion.com/lapd-arrests-everyone-who-lost-home-in-fire/

if i knew all the other reindeer why wouldn't i recall the most famous reindeer of all, dipshit?

I was right about Drake Maye being good and trust me, I've never wished more that I was wrong lmao

Man Avatar just fucking rips

wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life

New cat progress update: Loki follows me around the kitchen when I make dinner after work (the window he sits in is in the kitchen so he's safe there) Today Loki jumped up on the bed for some cuddling/scratches! Huge progress for my brave son. The bed has been terrifying to him for some reason lol

Finally starting the 50 Cent Diddy doc

If John Cena has 0 haters it means I am dead. The last time is FINALLY over

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

THANK FUCKING (GABRIEL) JESUS!!!! 2-1. FUCK ME. This game has been extremely not fun lol

And this is how I'm rewarded lmao 1-1 ughhhhhh everything sucks 😭

Live x-ray of Hincapie

I have to work either Saturdays or Sundays for the next few weeks and I was given a choice. So I checked the fixture list and picked Sundays cuz arsenal play on Saturdays for the next month 😂

The majestic man-taur Half man... half another man

Jeff Kent got elected to the baseball Hall of Fame by the committee, which is only about 40% of a hall of fame by the time Obama gets to it #survivor

My newly adopted son, watching me cook dinner lmao

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Bears v Packers in December and it's not even snowing?? Utter. Woke. Nonsense.

3 down in the re-read! Dragon Reborn is a top tier book in the series imo. Rand is barely in it and we get the beginning of Perrin and Faile 🥰 plus some great Mat content, the introduction of Aviendha, there's a lot to love in this one imo

If you're in line for the scorigami STAY IN LINE

"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork

Well I was looking forward to a day of football. Instead I think I will do some reading, for my ✨mental health✨ or whatever 😭

Always great to have my weekend ruined by 8:30am on a Saturday lmao stupid sports

I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination

*massive exhale* Saka makes it 2-0. Thank fucking christ

Mikel Merino just scores goals, you love to see it 1-0 to the arsenal

Spotify taking shots at me saying my listening age is 39.....those extra 6 years hurt lmao

The most wonderful time of the year is here! (Arsenal play 3x a week for months 😎)

Back on my bullshit* *Commenting "hell yeah" on TikToks with <20 likes

Look after all that game was, I think you take the point and put this one in the rearview. It was what it was, good to get some players back, none of us will remember this game in 6 months

1-1 get the fuck in!!!

Longest first half in the history of the sport. Hopefully Arteta can figure it out because this game is out of control

Caicedo's a great player, but trying to act innocent there is fucking laughable.

'Boring boring arsenal' is my favorite chant rival fans trot out because like, who gives a shit? Oh no we're good and it doesn't make you, a person who hates the team anyways, happy lmao

Alright let's go! #coyg beat these stupid twats

I adopted a new cat the other day and I've been making fun of him for being terrified of windows lol jokes on me cuz I just looked up and a random orange cat *I've never in my life seen* was perched up staring at me from the window...my poor son is being harassed by street hooligans lol

What a spursy start to this game lmao

Made it to The Dragon Reborn in my Wheel of Time re-read. What has surprised me about the first two books is the intentionality. Threads tied up in the last few books are introduced so early once you know what you're looking for. It's pretty mind blowing ngl

Ramsdale starting in goal for Newcastle today 👀

Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby

3-1!!! 🔥🔥🔥

Man no disrespect to Lewis-Skelley but Calafiori comes on and immediately you feel his impact. 2-1 arsenal vamos boys!!

Booooo. That was very not good. 1-1

Set piece again ole ole! 1-0 to the arsenal 😎

Getting sent off for hitting your own teammate is fucking bizarre lmao

This past weekend in the premier league was the kind of one where I'm listening to all the podcasts this week lol not just the arsenal ones, ALL of them 😂

Felching is one of those things from urban dictionary that I, as a teen, assumed was just a joke thing. Turns out people really just be doing shit when they're horny lol not shaming, just waiting for the big dirty Sanchez scandal that seems all but guaranteed now lmao