Dosunmu literally kicked the ball back to himself in midair, that's one of the coolest things I've ever seen on a basketball court.

It's embarrassing how much Mike Tirico wants the #TWolves to win.

Love Wemby and even I'm like "Yeah buddy you gotta go", that elbow was wicked.

Should've never given up Duncan Robinson.

Dried meat has spent literally thousands of years being a reliable source of protein but apparently that's not good enough for Brooke Rollins.

"these ribs would have cooked in half the time if you used these comments to roast them" "a good vet could get that pig back on its feet" ✨WHEEZING✨

Great game and I do not understand how Mitch Johnson didn't call timeout there. 2 point game and ample time to get a play drawn up. Still, props to the Wolves #Spurs #Wolves

Hahaha get fucked, Lightning. Happy the #Habs could do it.

Banana Hangover. Neato.

"Why Millennials and GenZ have suddenly made bean recipes ultra popular" Them: Beans are a great product to buy because they are nutritious, low cost, and last for a long time, great fot the economy Us: We have to make beans taste good because it's all we can afford you fucking assholes.

Naz Reid

American Zionism is so comically racist that they consider this “centrist.”

If they do successfully ban Bluesky or demand it be merged with X or whatever method of destruction befalls this platform, it'll be the last time I do social media and I'm 100% certain I'm not alone in that sentiment.

FUCKING JOHN FETTERNAN FIGURED IT OUT?!?! Simultaneously stunningly unaware AND completely fucking right?! I can't believe it.

That's an incredibly stupid way to lose, #Mammoth holy fuck

Anytime Evgeni Malkin and Sid Crosby have to eat shit is a good day #FLYERS

Jokic is a fucking clown for that. Don't like the Jaden lay-up? Don't get beat.

I don't think enough is being said about Gobert's performance on Jokic in this series because he is making that big magnificent bastard look downright awful. #TWolves #Nuggets

Hearing the head of the WHCA—who just days ago participated in a Paramount dinner “honoring” Trump— say tonight that the First Amendment is “fragile” because of a random shooter rather than because of the president sitting next to her on the podium is, I guess, exactly as pathetic as you’d expect.

radical left democrats, ballroom, terrorists who hate america, MAGA, ballroom again, fake news media, executive order making it illegal for socialists to exist

It turns out they do know how to make a plane turn around and bring people back when they want to.

None of them by the Miami Dolphins, who only had to send scouts to their own stadium in order to see any of these guys play.

hOLY FUCKING SHIT LEBRON

The Dolphins had the chance to draft Rueben Bain and instead went OT? Clownshow, same as it ever was.

Watching Duncan Robinson succeed in the playoffs on a Detroit squad that reminds me of some of my favorite all-time teams has me like

Fuck yeah @aoc.bsky.social , we need more and more Democrats to tell it the way it is.

We've now reached vibes based judicial decisions because reality and truth are woke.

Socialism works when leaders such as Mayor Mamdani have the courage and principles to want to help people.

This is how I find out Larry Fitzgerald is a milkshake duck? Cold world.

Naz Reid

So fucking cool.

Rhea Ripley as champion always feels so right.

I'm not voting for Gavin Newsom and if Alan Elrod has a problem with it, he can go fuck himself.

just asking people over and over if they think this is how a black man in 2008 named barack hussein obama won 365 electoral votes

Steph Fucking Curry Forever.

I hope that's the last time #14, #22, Norm, and Jovic ever don these uniforms. Norm simply deserves better pastures but I need the other three out of my life.

Adam Silver obviously paused the game to turn down Tyler Herro's difficulty sliders.

What, and excuse the fuck out of my French, THE FUCK?! LMAO

How does AMAZON have TECHNICAL FUCKING DIFFICULTIES?!?!?!?!!?

I wish the Play-In Stats actually counted in their own category so I could stare fucking daggers at Tyler Herro being the all-time leading Play-In scorer.

Tyler Herro sinks Miami's season. I could not ask for a better ending

Not even mad at that Coby White shot, that shit was perfect defense vs. a miracle shot. It happens.

First time all season I've shouted for a Wiggins dunk. Eat that, Knueppel.

If not for the fact that the Heat put away Coby White 3 straight years before this I'd say this was a RSHK moment. Instead it's just a revenge game lol.

I'm not saying he's Wemby, but every now and again Kel'El Ware starts doing Wemby-like shit and it would behoove the Heat to explore his ability to do that a little bit more.

KEL'EL WARE PLAYING BIG, YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO LOVE TO SEE IT! #Heat

LaMelo, cooking Herro doesn't make you cool you mop-topped turd, everybody does that.

Right up until Bam got injured I was uninterested in seeing the Heat win this game but now I want LaMelo to get put on his ass and send Charlotte packing out of pure spite.

Put a body on LaMelo Ball since the refs didn't even bother to look at the Bam play.