im like max without the payne

beam cannon to the back of your head tell me whose future you're fighting for bitch

really disappointing plothole. at no point is there ever given motivation for saving the world

6700 years? [tears welling up] ...thank you.

i thought i had what it takes to get street smarts, maybe i should've stuck to book smarts

ace combat. nothing else matters. i win

If you need a little digital reconnection to the pulse of the living Earth, here are about 200 sandhill cranes winging south over Atlanta this afternoon. Their voices have echoed across this continent for at least 5 million years. Hopefully 5 million more

he swam so fast and furious

Lost Media Wiki the original chief keef katy perry diss that would become Save Me status: LOST

i just cant believe cancel culture actually did come for the dolphin. whens the last time youve seen one in culture

valheim making me understand why vikings wanted to go to valhalla. fight hard enough and you too can make it to the great PvE raid in the sky

you dont know how hard im fighting today as someone against both FLCL and rhythm games, AND maxed out her muted words/phrases

how fake y2kians act when you pull up with The L Word

building a web extension to replace "yuri" with "Revolutionary Girl Utena" and instantly making entire chunks of the internet coherent

diSEMBOWLMENT are great because sometimes i want to feel like the bell's tolling for me for the next hour or so youtu.be/91abiFQuJaw

destroyed my brain in such a way that twee millennial aesthetics is now cool. I'm watching clips of Fionna and cake and reacting like a powerscaler

every synth guy secretly wishes they could soundtrack a deep sea documentary. its all for the infinitesimal chance of letting those pads go wild for just one more blue planet episode

lowballing is definitely the funniest legal thing you can do thats still legal

new song listen

[glowing exclamation mark appears above my head] no i mean i dont feel like i forgot anything. probably [urgent marker appears with it] oh god

villain: does something, creating need for the right thing anti-hero: does something, right thing gets done tragic hero: does nothing, right thing doesnt get done classic hero: does nothing, right thing gets done anyway

COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag? ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history. COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation. ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.

we spent over a decade trying to teach people that there's no such thing as a "bad game engine" only for epic to actually do it with unreal

i cannot believe the opal in uncut gems is actually fucking magic. the chaos emerald

this soundcloud artist has just invented baroque plugg

jesus christ this cockroach is huge

the thing about "oh youve only played super metroid and prime" that the people have to understand is that for longer than it hasnt been the case the people making metroid do not know why metroid is good and that those are closest to good it gets without complication

it is really cute how literary is used as an adjective around here. its like how when i was a kid i divided movies from "cool shit" to "talking scenes" except the balance is skewed towards the latter (which means better because its not flashy)

posts that are all like "privileged fake leftists and their indulgences" make me think "wait am i indulgences, i doordash when im high as shit" and i always have to remember some people own vacation homes

self exorcism is complete (willingly induced devil's map)

probably dropping evangelion and picking it back up down the line. so much on my platter

lets see that bandcamp wrapped. i wanna see how many albums i skimmed two songs off of only to download through soulseek instead

leonard cohen makes having a father sound like the scariest thing imaginable

DOOBIE BROTHER APPROACHING‼️‼️

los thuthanakas makes me want to blare my car horn out of sheer love for the other drivers and passerby

comes a time where you feel the Pull. you have to resist the Pull. you dont need to be up there in alaska for any reason

the morally neutral and non-complicit assassin

it's almost funny how consistently bad every video game and movie remaster is for exactly the same reasons every time. its like if they painstakingly rerecorded cocteau twins without the reverb and delay so you can hear Elizabeth Fraser better

if theres one thing ive learned watching around ten minutes of sandwiches of history, its that however bad we were with sodium now, it was so much worse back then

Sexy Beast is a movie about having a missing stair friend in your former heist crew

...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of One-Star Yelp Reviews

Leave Nothing But a Trail of Customer Complaints

i can't fucking live in this household. my gaslighting girlfriend keeps putting up glass panes for me to run into at full speed and get flattened fuck my stupid toon life

the devil shudders to hear a white woman say It (pitch perfect watto impression like down to the mannerisms)