i spent the golden months of my life eating hamburg steaks at bikkuri donkey seated alone at a booth in the corner watching ojamajo doremi on my phone

back when fleets were a thing on twitter i posted a phone recording of my monitor playing a guga foods video with revolutionary pekinese opera playing over it and the excommunicated-from-the-middle-school-friend-group friend who still followed me on twitter replied to it in my dm calling me a genius

laughing to myself about my clothing brand name idea "body retard"

HELLO

having one on the way to the health center and they tell me to stop smoking and have another as soon as i step outside. dr mevius absolutely UNTOUCHABLE

In fact, when an anthropologist discovers that anyone is using anthropological texts in this way--say, as a guide for how to perform their own rituals--they are usually quite disturbed.

painfeeledsubstation.web.fc2.com revamped site. our first project: a double review of a certain obscure jrpg... stay tuned

was looking at the palace of the buddha, bhaisajyaguru, master of remedies in a volume of tibetan medical paintings--its the kind of composition a child would devise and draw: all-powerful guy in the center, holding the two most powerful things, surrounded by his loyal gang and legendary environment

just went japanese movie for japanese movie with a girl in my class that fancied herself a japanese movie knower but i scared her by only naming pink and gore films—my dream today

was walking home with panda express and a guy on a bike with a bluetooth speaker in his shirt pocket asked me for a cigarette; he said, "hell yeah, lucky strikes you know whats good! american blend!" he doesnt know im dr mevius

theres a lot of things you guys do on a regular basis tyat are equivalent to killing me but i deal with it cuz of my overall gangster approacy to life

an undergrad girl in my classical japanese class asked if i knew about yohji yamamoto and said my clothing is reminiscent of him

some years ago i used to say out loud "#lethalinjection" and my normal friends would laujgh because they didnt know what i was talking about well guys if you ever read this i was talking about taking antipsychotics

my second cousin told me in a games store in akihabara that his favorite pokemon was ヒノアラシ (cyndaquil) so i told him mine was ハッサム (scizor) and he looked at me as if i had defeated him

i had to stop working at the japanese goods store because the apron contained magic powers that made women ask me ouy

im trying to teach my microwave that crying and beeping constantly after its done heating something isnt an effective way to get my attention by ignoring it

was smoking outside the 7 eleven talking to this guy from the 70s and i showed him tisakorean: i said "he said 'bitch im finna hit the damn club like golf!'" and he laughed and fist bumped me in amazement of tisas lyricism

on here it seems the aesthetically or philosophically objectionable people are never many clicks away. i think i understand now how the ancient chinese conceptualized the barbarians to the north.

call me naive but i thought being @alien9 on venmo would mean hitoshi tomizawa fans would occasionally pay tribute to the concept of alien 9 and throw their money into the ether in a sort of bataille way but its just where i get paid for gas money and shows

HELLO after moving back from japan and before moving ot california i played a show in seattle so heres a photo from that (haruhi is intentional the pack of lucky strikes just fell out of my y'saccs bag) the goal is to meet people + share interests guess im out of space now @markiplier juice this