The story of a guy who grew up amongst humans, only to be bullied and eventually become a pot bellied outcast hell bent on punishing the world below with the help of his dog, only to be outwitted by a female child and some Christmas lights.

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Was struggling to work out how this song from the Lion King was related to “Fall” but then I remembered how he…

This is sensational work

This all traces back to the original incel, Jud Fry.

I rarely disagree with the Witch in Into The Woods but to be really honest, I do want your bread.

Some of y’all never watched “All Dogs Go To Heaven”, and it really shows…

Next time someone tells you “musicals are stupid, people don’t just randomly break out into song”, look at them like they’ve gone clinically insane and say “what do you mean they don’t?” and walk away like you’re really concerned.

Et tu, Elon?

Ellen and Donny breakup gonna get messy. Handbags at dawn.

Bro, imagine being JD Vance right now. You've pretended to be Catholic for the last several years for political again... and then you end up giving the Pope the kiss of death and then you end up specifically hated by the new Pope.

ITS POPE LEO!

WHO’S THAT POPE?

Film execs: “So Ryan, what genre is your next movie?” Ryan Coogler: “Yes.”

Listening to radio debate with Julie Bindel and a trans man, Shay. Shay has just had his human rights reduced and he spoke with decorum, grace and compassion. Julie Bindel ranted and described being “angry” despite winning this court case. Angry bigots will always be that.

PITCH: Sunday in the Park with George but it’s about Banksy.

👸🏼UK TOUR!👸🏼 Diana: The Untold and Untrue Story heads on a homecoming tour after conquering the world! Manchester 12-14 May London 30-31 May Brighton 7 June Bristol 18-21 June Newcastle 9-12 July Edinburgh 20-24 August 🎟 in bio

The existence of a Jesse Plemons suggests the existence of both a Jesse Plimes and a Jesse Plineapples.

BIG NEWS! For the first time in 2025 I’m opening up my 1-1 coaching service for performers. I love helping people achieve goals, whether through technical support or career coaching. I offer a completely bespoke service based on the needs of each client. To enquire: [email protected]

Ah man. Bills talent and heart (AND music) were undeniable. True legend of the game. 💔

Hard not to be a "PANICAN" when led by someone suffering from severe mental illness

I beg your pardon?

Not to get all Mark Cohen about it, but how DO you document real life when real life’s getting more like fiction each day?

Happy Oliviers Day to all who celebrate.

Lots of AI art trends going around. Let’s fill the timeline with REAL art by posting your favourite pieces. I’ll go first with this cheeky Van Gogh number

This is canon

Big news! Sundance Film Festival reveals Boulder, Colorado as our new location starting in 2027 and beyond. The annual event by the nonprofit Sundance Institute will continue to entertain and inspire audiences through independent film. 🎬 Read more: sndnc.org/boulder2027 #SundanceFilmFestival

THEATRE WRITERS OF BLUESKY: It’s that time of year I’m looking to connect with new writers of plays and/or musicals and hear all about your work. To get in touch: www.deanjohnsondirector.com/contact Happy Theatre Day!

I’m not sure they thought this name through.

If you could live in the world of one musical for one day, what would it be?

Who among us has not accidentally added someone to our war room group chat? Exactly.

Our wonderful cast for LOVE CAN by Charli Eglinton at @theotherpalace.bsky.social 😍

Hegseth should Hegsit

The most important factor in a musical's success is the book. Great songs & performances are nice, but if the storytelling doesn't work you're doomed. Exceptions? Sure. But being rigorous, finding the right story, executing it well--that's the most important work you can do.

Every drama school interviewee be like:

I stg this place will outlive us all.

The JFK files released today vs the ones released 2 years ago

Ok I’m gonna say it: Adolescence on @netflix is the greatest British TV show ever made. Poignant and powerful analysis of online radicalisation of young men, with an exceptional script, masterful direction and a first rate cast. Give it every award and show it in every school.

Ok but what if I told you the Macarena isn’t about a dance at all but actually about a girl called Macarena who’s boyfriend joins the army and then she cheats on him with two of his friends?

The art of making art Is putting it together

This looks like they’ve just been…

It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.

Sure, the world is on fire, but it’s nice to keep warm I guess?

Very excited to be directing the world premiere reading of Charli Eglinton’s brand new musical “LOVE CAN” at @theotherpalace.bsky.social as part of this years MTFest. LOVE CAN runs 4-6 April.

For me it’s the audacity to berate Zelensky for not wearing a suit in a room of some of the most atrociously dressed humans I’ve ever seen. These guys have billions of dollars and a global superpower at their disposal and they are wearing what looks like costumes from a low budget Bugsy Malone.

The thing about the Zelensky/Trump press conference is we’ve all been there right? Finding yourself in a conversation with a loud idiot and having to hold onto your sanity, dignity and diplomacy. God it was a frustrating watch, though Zelensky handled it brilliantly. 🇺🇦

The best ideas are usually found at the bottom of a bag of cheese.

How are future historians going to teach the link between this photo and the coup of American democracy?

The main lesson that Gen X, Millennials and the Zedlings must be sure to pass on to Alpha is the one thing that unites the three older generations… …namely that, if you come for The Muppets, we will cut you in fucking half

Just sent my “things I’ve done this week” to DOGE.