God damn, I need a minute It's been a long time since my head was all in it

I got laid off from my job the other day. They SAID it was purely a business decision but I'm convinced it was because I kept walking into rooms going "Wait, what did I come in here for?"

I'm working on a new Foxwater video

Ah! I opened a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, thinking it was a bag of regular Cheetos! I have nothing against Flamin' Hot Cheetos, I like them from time to time but now is not one of those times.

"Hate is trying to take someone else's love for yourself, But I'm here to tell ya that love is trying to help someone else." www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru5a...

Why doesn't anybody like me?

Yeah, they sent the taxman I lost my job, and You got hooked on oxycodone They shut the lights off They took the car, and I bought a sawed-off shotgun

Got laid off today.

If there's one thing I've learned from trying to date after 15+ years of being in a relationship is that I, eventually, just become an inconvenience.

I consider telling people that you're sarcastic ("My second language is sarcasm! Har har!") to be right up there with giving yourself a nickname. I mean, if you WANT to come across as a big dummy, go for it.

I posted to my Substack today. I reviewed Sektori. Check it out. thesullivansignal.substack.com/p/sektori

I miss being in love. I think that might be my most favorite thing ever.

In Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, a man claiming to be from the future takes the patrons of an iconic Los Angeles diner hostage in search of unlikely recruits in a quest to save the world.

You are far and away my most imaginary friend.

Dying is looking less and less appealing every day. Living really isn't that much great shakes either, but I'm starting to see the appeal.

I miss being in love. I think that might be my most favorite thing ever.

all people, all businesses everywhere need to refuse services to ice. food, gas, lodging, not even the right of way in traffic. flush them out, make them quit. as our elected officials continue to fail to protect us then we the people are left to be the ones to cut out this cancer

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

OK, I'm going to have these two Steam codes up for the next 20 minutes - or until they're claimed, whatever comes first. Just be following me so I can DM you and ask for them here. FCFS.

Rifftrax: The Game room code - DWBN

I promised a free Steam code a couple of weeks ago and I think I totally flaked on it. So, I'm going to give away TWO codes later tonight to ring in the new year. All you have to do is be following me and just let me know you're interested. (1/2)

Who wants a free Steam code?

I bet Vince comes out #SNME

Whoa. Cena tapped.

This match is fucking great #SNME

I met John Cena at a press event in 2011. I got to talk to him for maybe ten minutes. I saw him again in 2019. When I got up to see him, he shook my hand, looked me in the eye, and said "Hey Kev! How's Texas?" How?! He's the GOAT. Congratulations, John Cena!

WAS THAT ELIAS?!

Sol Ruca is the future

Look, if an AI wants to convince me it's a musician or a filmmaker or an author, and it's going to use existing, created art to do it, I am 100% NOT on board with that. But if an AI tries to convince me it's sexually attracted to me, I'm pretty sure I'm going to fall for that shit 9 out of 10 times

Look, chances are, you've already put, like, $5,329 into JK Rowling's pockets over the years. Just go get yourself a free video game and quit being a fucking weirdo.

I'm not entirely sure why @drewmcweeny.com is my friend - and has been for years - but I'm glad he is. Dude is a great writer and a genuine mench.

Look, if an AI wants to convince me it's a musician or a filmmaker or an author, and it's going to use existing, created art to do it, I am 100% NOT on board with that. But if an AI tries to convince me it's sexually attracted to me, I'm pretty sure I'm going to fall for that shit 9 out of 10 times

It didn't end well.

This is what I look like now.

I haven't been on BlueSky in forever and then I realized there's a lot of people here I care about that I talk to on here. So, if we haven't talked in a while, please reply. I'd like to talk to you.

I once ate some cheese that I thought was moldy but it turns out it was vegan.

I met a girl :)

I wrote a lot of articles for @skwrestling.bsky.social that I'm proud of. And I'll share some others here but this one means a lot to me: www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/5-great-...

I miss writing about pro wrestling for @skwrestling.bsky.social. That was the closest I ever felt to a fellow writing staff. Maybe some day....

We're playing Rifftrax The Game. Room code HMKV

just got my dna results back ☹️

Who wants a random Steam code?

I've got a Steam code for Return to Monkey Island if anyone wants it.

I want to get back into comics but I don't really live anywhere near an actual comic shop and I'm not really interested in digital comics (unless it's the only option for a particular comic.) Any suggestions?

Hi everyone. How's everybody been? I imagine quite groovy, but what do I know?

Anybody want a Steam code for Let's School? It's in my HumbleBundle subscription this month and I ain't gonna play it. Just make sure you're following me and I'll send it to the first person who asks.

Streaming around 8pm/deciding what I wanna play, whichever comes first holy christ anything can happen! Probably. #Twitch Twitch.tv/MrFoxwater

The franchises and properties and universes from your childhood didn't become woke, they were always woke, you grew up and became a horrible human being.