If you love something, there's your first mistake.

I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan number 99 over here.

Pick your 5th Ninja Turtle: Kyle

I wish I could tell you guys just how badly my heart is ripped out right now without me sounding like a complete fucking idiot.

Bianca Belair reveals that she's pregnant. Congrats to Montez Ford and Bianca #WrestleMania

If this is an "unsanctioned" match, why is there a bunch of official stuff going on? #WWE #WrestleMania

Don't text her don't text her don't text her don't text her don't text her Oh, wait, I'm sober. Never mind.

Don't fall in love unless you're already really smart. If you're an idiot like me, it'll probably just end badly.

In honor of this weekend's festivities, here's a song:

Does anybody have an ESPN+ login I could use this weekend? #WWE #WrestleMania

I'm almost 48 years old. I just got TWO great new jobs. I'm finally on track to getting back on my feet. I feel like I've learned from my mistakes and I'm wiser now than I've ever been. And yet I still wound up getting my heart broken by a girl because even at 48, I'm still an idiot.

I'm sad.

in which american city do we hold the new nuremberg-style trials in 2029? personally I think this is a job for cincinnati

my favorite poster please share!

Sky Dust is a cyberpunk metroidvania indie action game, with stunning pixel art, set in a Brazilian city, that's been poisoned by the destruction of the moon! store.steampowered.com/app/3066300/... by Orbit Studio and published by @twinsailsint.bsky.social #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #gaming

If you play #MarvelSNAP and are looking for an alliance to join, you could do worse than Boring Old People [BOP]. We're pretty casual and we'll help you put together some decks if you're new.

Post your favorite quote from Hudson Hawk. Go!

Ms. Honey Likestahavsexalot

THIS is why I don't watch the news anymore *gestures to TV that's on fire*

I need a job.

Dune, Where's My Car?!

I need help from anyone within radarscope of this message who knows anywhere between an assload and a shit ton of movie trivia,facts, details, that stuff. ANYBODY?!?! C'mon Innernet Movie Talkerabout'emsers!

i wanna thank raid shadow legends for sponsoring today's whatever the hell this is supposed to be, what are we calling these? twoots? yeah, thanks for reppin' the twoot, raid.

Aw shit, fam! I forgot what I was going to say.

Hi everyone. Did I miss anything?

God damn, I need a minute It's been a long time since my head was all in it

I got laid off from my job the other day. They SAID it was purely a business decision but I'm convinced it was because I kept walking into rooms going "Wait, what did I come in here for?"

I'm working on a new Foxwater video

Ah! I opened a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, thinking it was a bag of regular Cheetos! I have nothing against Flamin' Hot Cheetos, I like them from time to time but now is not one of those times.

"Hate is trying to take someone else's love for yourself, But I'm here to tell ya that love is trying to help someone else." www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru5a...

Why doesn't anybody like me?

Yeah, they sent the taxman I lost my job, and You got hooked on oxycodone They shut the lights off They took the car, and I bought a sawed-off shotgun

Got laid off today.

If there's one thing I've learned from trying to date after 15+ years of being in a relationship is that I, eventually, just become an inconvenience.

I consider telling people that you're sarcastic ("My second language is sarcasm! Har har!") to be right up there with giving yourself a nickname. I mean, if you WANT to come across as a big dummy, go for it.

I posted to my Substack today. I reviewed Sektori. Check it out. thesullivansignal.substack.com/p/sektori

I miss being in love. I think that might be my most favorite thing ever.

In Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, a man claiming to be from the future takes the patrons of an iconic Los Angeles diner hostage in search of unlikely recruits in a quest to save the world.

You are far and away my most imaginary friend.

Dying is looking less and less appealing every day. Living really isn't that much great shakes either, but I'm starting to see the appeal.

I miss being in love. I think that might be my most favorite thing ever.

all people, all businesses everywhere need to refuse services to ice. food, gas, lodging, not even the right of way in traffic. flush them out, make them quit. as our elected officials continue to fail to protect us then we the people are left to be the ones to cut out this cancer

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

OK, I'm going to have these two Steam codes up for the next 20 minutes - or until they're claimed, whatever comes first. Just be following me so I can DM you and ask for them here. FCFS.

Rifftrax: The Game room code - DWBN

I promised a free Steam code a couple of weeks ago and I think I totally flaked on it. So, I'm going to give away TWO codes later tonight to ring in the new year. All you have to do is be following me and just let me know you're interested. (1/2)

Who wants a free Steam code?