a portland winterhawk got drafted to the sharks!!! let's go!!!!!!!!!!!

still grieving... i fear i may never recover from this trade..........

man i can cook tf out of an egg but only sometimes

sickest goal of the year and we banished him to ottawa. literally whatever

what do you mean we traded william eklund to ottawa. i'm sick to my stomach rn... mike grier when i fucking get you

when the new phone game ur addicted to has a cooking mini game........ 🤪🔥

celebrating with a day of no internet 🥴 i've run out of paper to sort so i'm straight up just reading a book rn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

today's my one year at work!!!!!

i wish i had a fancy rice cooker that could make me rice before i wake up. i bet thats a real nice amenity to have!!!

i think i need to execute a nirvanna the band the show-esque scheme where i get my band to play a gig by going on love island

portland oregon: the city where you and your friends spend $10 each on lawn tickets to the local pre-professional soccer team and then all immediately drop triple digits in the merch tent after walking through the entry gates

GO CANES FUCK VEGAS BABY!!!!!!!!!

Are wnba refs in like a make-a-wish situation? How did they get this job?

proud to announce that after years of working in accounting i have finally figured out the right way to google "delete row shortcut in excel" and now know the delete row shortcut in excel

3 goals in 39 seconds and still lost in double overtime.... i need the canes to lock in Right Now

it's finally wedding reception outside my living room window season again <3

maybe i'm spiritually bald..........

saw obsession today and according to my lil smart wearable it was underwhelming

i need everyone to Start Praying

why would he say that!!!!!!!

@terenceonline.bsky.social is currently giving me a play by play of his very exhilarating attempted car chase to cut someone in a bmw off bc they threw a bottle at someone else who cut them off. "i just want to get in front of them and drive slow as fuuuck"

omg i finally saw panda man again!! it's been months i've been so worried!!!!!

really important work getting done while boss is out of office today

the way sid really went to worlds Just to play on the same line as mack.......... god i'm so emotional

tatiana and i are the donut suppliers of PGT this fine thursday morning 😇 it feels good to #giveback to my community (tatiana paid i just held the box)

i think changing my hair will fix this. maybe

feeling so chopped and washed and unc lately

LETS FUCKING GOOO

holy shit my boss is taking accountability for herself...... unprecedented territory in acclownting rn

seeing two pals riding down the street on their bicycles and thinking "man i bet they'd be having a lot more fun if they were on recumbant bicycles and holding hands"

anyway whatever it's i love hayley williams oclock

Hang it in the Louvre

fern just tipped me for buying them and their cousin discounted tickets to a fire game through my STH portal

oh my god.......... this shit means somethin to me man....................

one of the volleyball programs i help run ends this week and two of the players showed up to the last practice with "tribute tattoos" of me, @ratbrlck.bsky.social, and the other staff 🥲

yayyyyy !!!! celebrating by going to see one of my fav bands tn weeeee!!!!!!!!

Sarah Ashlee Barker with the buzzer-beating putback for the Fire’s first-ever win. Incredible finish.

celebrini's c might be short lived, crosby just joined team canada 😳

get to leave work 3 hours early today to go play golf with my coworkers i love my job

connor bedard never change

great mother's day movie if ur wondering

i hate these spiritually bald refs oh my god.

KEEP THAT SHIT IN THE MLB AND NASCAR

got a papercut underneath my fingernail this morning and completely forgot about it until lunch, where i was given a very messy hot chicken sandwich. i'm sure u could imagine how that went 🤕

the most unserious franchise of all time i love the san jose sharks so bad

im cracking up oh my god happy nhl draft lottery day