Quote with your Spotify search history

I unironically love my Oura ring

This is the pocket veto of TV cancellation

🎶 When you believe In things That you don’t understand Then you suffer Superstition ain’t the way 🎶

Boy you ain’t no real Florida Man, you’re just a

There’s also no J in Amish, but proceed

So when the president does it, it isn’t illegal, and if it is illegal, let’s change the law

This Rapture could have been an email

Here’s why this is a warning sign for Democrats - by Ezra Klein

Not a far cry to suggest that, following the Murdochs, Musk’s takeover of Twitter and Ellison‘s TikTok grab are the modern-day oligarchs seizing the means of production

…and when you saw two footsteps in the sand with a line next to them, my child, that was my cue to put down the bong

can we stop trying to make nice with the guy that says he hates us, Democratic Party leadership? Or nah

i don't want to hear your most millennial complaint. What's your most Gen-X complaint?

Wake up bb, new campaign ad just dropped

Pitch worse than Keegan Akin challenge

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

istg I have the worst post engagement for an account with 10k followers. SHAME ON YOU ALL* *me, for noticing and caring

I went to X to check it out (after being away for a year) and frequently saw the same post posted on both places, with about 150% better engagement on bluesky than on X.

Waited in the midnight line at Tower Records to buy UYI I and II.

-Elias, definitely

Ekshally, I have three criteria: • guaranteed Nuremberg trials • winning • Beto O'Rourke gets to grab Ted Cruz by the neck, announce "Into the mud, scum queen," and do so

Sunrise at Los Milics Vineyards

Me: Robert Redford died Zach Galifianakis :

I don’t think younger generations understand just how influential Redford was, both to film and to American society at large.

Every conversation with Ben McDonald and Kevin Brown is like

Kevin Brown: that’s 517 dogs in attendance tonight Ben McDonald: could be hot dogs Kevin Brown: no, I think it’s actual dogs Ben McDonald: but it *could be* hot dogs

Kevin Brown: You know what song I’ve been hearing a lot recently? Pink Pony Club. Ben McDonald: who sings that? Kevin Brown: Chappell Roan Ben McDonald: Chappell Roan? Kevin Brown: Chappell Roan Ben MacDonald: Chappell Roan? Kevin Brown: Yeah

Not a terrible evening

The Republican plan to solidify one-party rule through gerrymandering has dropped from headlines, but remains a serious threat. Take heart: Efforts to uphold democracy are also alive & well in states across 🇺🇸! READ & SHARE, from the latest Digital Drumbeat. www.digitaldrumbeat.com/p/we-wont-be...

Make a band singular: Duran

Which we all knew was gonna be the case anyway unless they framed someone

The fact that this is a one possession game must be enraging to Packers fans

Posting this for no reason www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna39377...

I'm findin' it hard to believe we're in heaven, Charlie Brown

On which I played LOGO

Post a perfect album from the 90s:

Hatemame™️

The last thing you see before you die

Let me suggest that if I have tanks invade my city, that if the courts declare me a second-class citizen, that if masked men abduct my neighbors, and I go to you, my rep, and say “help me fight my persecutors,” and you say “shush, talk about healthcare subsidies,” you, too, are my persecutor

…cut to Johnny Carson pounding on the inside top of his coffin like he’s Uma Thurman in Kill Bill, trying to to escape so he can do one more Carnac the Magnificent bit

@espiers.bsky.social bringing the *heat* today.

A little too on the (nose) if you ask me

This is such an insanely good campaign ad, Mallory.

Embedded in this data is the obvious belief on the part of Gen Z males who voted for Trump that there is a biological difference in the sexes that requires there to be both division of labor as well as a hierarchy of power. Meanwhile, Gen Z women who voted for Trump seem to be… confused

I can never understand how Dodgers fans must have felt last nig—-

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