Just got a facial for the first time in a long time 🥰 My (self-imposed) dry spell isn't over but it was a nice respite

Oi, domingo. ❤️❤️❤️❤️🫠 @Vara20e4

hi

don’t have to tell me twice

Me every five seconds playing the latest Cult of the Lamb DLC

Blue Prince was recommended to me a while ago & it's finally on Switch. Can someone give me the vibe? I've watched the game trailer but I didn't get a feel for it. Is it cozy, creepy, tedious, interesting? I think it'll be my next game after Cult of the Lamb Woolhaven DLC 🐑

from the vault - a fat cock flashback friday

I'm going to Palm Springs for the first time - in July of all times 🥵 and staying with three of my good lady friends (it's a bday trip for one of 'em). Open to any restaurant & bar recs, and less wholesome recs for if/when I slip away for my own fun 😏

waiter: would you like more water me: yes, thank you :) waiter: *lifts cup* me: thank you :) waiter: *pours water* me: thank you :) waiter: *puts cup back on table* me: thank you :) waiter: me: thank you :)

I have tasted Nickelodeon slime (and it's just green apple sauce)

This counts as a hump day post, right?

Most of these are annoying for a left hander like myself. I love a basic, black clicky pen - like 5 but without the padding.

I live every day like tighty whitey Tuesday

Repost you in a singlet 🤼‍♂️

microdosing my childhood by watching the united states start a war in the middle east

Oomf has a thing for white socks so I took a few pics for him 😇

thick in the middle (this is me sucking in 😅)

I completely forgot to post the obligaytory airplane bathoom pics from my trip home

last full day of vacay

saludos

I'm a lil drunk 🤫🤫🤫

I recorded my cat's purrs as voice memos and they're so nice to listen to 😌

Why am I just finding out now that Kaytranada was on Elevator Music _a month ago_ ??? My quality of life for the past month could've been so much better

Almost a month in to using Qobuz instead of Spotify and I gotta say I like it a lot. I'm discovering albums more than singles, and more variety of music in general. I really like that you can follow & browse labels & awards. So cool.

Louie!!!! Nooooo!! 😭

It's so cold I'm wearing a union suit out of necessity (rather than just to take some slutty pics) Couldn't decide if profile or straight on was better, so here's both 😘

It looks pretty fat here, yeah?

Should I see Robyn in CDMX this September? 🤔 Make a long weekend of it? 🤔 Eat my weight in street tacos? 🤔

Which is hotter: vpl or actual c***

Happy FCF to all who celebrate

ngl I'm pretty proud of this 😏

Amazon Prime membership has been cancelled (& no more Whole Foods neither) ✌️😜 Next I'm going to stop doing my taxes with TurboTax. Fuck them and their lobbying power - we could have our govt do this shit for us!

Having thoughts of flip-fucking with my friend next time I'm in nyc. I so badly wanna pull his thong to the side, devour him & make him moan - and then let him fuck me senseless

Obsessed with "Diamond Dust" by Cult Objects youtu.be/44gyOJQfdq4 open.qobuz.com/track/388028...

Reminding myself that in two weeks I will be on a beach in Mexico 😌

Hump day (from last year)

Sometimes when I'm dancing at my standing desk, I like to pretend I'm a laptop dj building up to the sickest drop

Went to jury selection yesterday (I assume I was not selected due my feelings about not trusting cops) and this one lady was reading Heated Rivalry. Every time we had a break or rode the elevator together several gays would be like "How do you like it?" "Did you read the first one already?"

Does anyone remember that catalog from the early aughts that sold fantasy type shit? It was like skymall but you could get an exact replica of Aragorn's sword or Arwen's necklace from LOTR?

That fucking groundhog

Next up is ditching Amazon. This week I'll finish The Mighty Nein and install a new doorbell cam with local storage - no cloud, no cooperating with cops & no subscription fee!

Not judging anyone for sticking with it, but I recently ditched Spotify for Qobuz and, while there's some features I miss, switching and keeping all my playlists was sooo easy.

You ready for Sunday service?

I'm not so sure about Cynthia Erivo as Storm... I hope they go with a newcomer tbh, but if it needs to be someone established I think Jodie Turner-Smith would be great (and she's clearly already cool with Disney between The Acolyte & Tron Ares).

Earlier today I cried several times during The Pitt S2E3, and I just cried laughing at this ridiculous sound design edit of the Kill Bill homage fight scene in JJK S3E4 😢😭🥲🤣🎢

It's time I make good on my promise to post a bulge bouncing clip for Slo-mo Saturday

I yearn to sit on a bearded or mustascheioed face but I will happily settle for any face this point