Most snackfood mascots are separate beings who share our craving for the product. Think the Trix rabbit or Toucan Sam or the Hamburglar. But the M&Ms mascots are sentient food items who are being eaten. In this essay I will

Lemme kiss that triforce tattoo

I love Robyn so much, but these latest songs sound like she recorded new lyrics/vocals over tracks that were made for Body Talk and even her eponymous 2007 album (both of which I love!) i still have the songs on repeat lol but the music & lyrics feel dated and kinda corny as a 2026 release

Enough of my lil musings 😇 pls enjoy a slo-mo clip of me playing with my dick

Spring loaded w/ increasing slapping noises for Slo-mo Saturday

Just remembered the time I hooked up with an OF guy in Miami and he had his phone on me the whole time (he said he didn't need to film it but i said it's fine if you blur my face), so afterward I asked to see the video and he said he forgot to hit record lolol

an underwear company having an "MLK sale" (no 'day', just MLK?) when I've never once seem them showcase a black model...

Happy birthday to the late Aaliyah.

'What underwear am I wearing today?' ...okay, I'll show you

I've never really found a ring that I've liked & could wear (comfortably) but this fabric one.

My phone reminded me of my solo birthday trip in Miami a few years ago. Here's to carefree days in warmer weather 😌

Woke up to more than a few cum videos sent from friends

If we're connected on other apps - don't just like this, send me a clip 😇

This is surprisingly (?) the only slow-mo ass-slapping video I have, but there's LOTS of bulge bouncing & floppy dick clips 😏

I was going through my camera roll & think I'm gonna make Slo-mo Saturday a thing. Thoughts?

I just think if my friends really loved me they would send me videos of them cumming with sound

My cat. Pic taken with my new Kodak Charmera keychain cam.

MTV is officially ending all its music video channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video? (Basically anything by Michel Gondry, but this is a fun one)

Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one.

Imagine being friends with people

I should be embarrassed of my knockoff pfp that i made myself with iOS and IG but i liked the style

It's All Gonna Break - Broken Social Scene

Okay, to abide by the rule of three i have posted several "best pics of 2025" in quick succession, so please enjoy those (I had to stop myself from thinking up another category and posting another set of four).

(bulges edition)

(very slutty edition)

How long should I wait to post the sluttier & more explicit version of that top four pics from 2025 post

(less slutty edition)

Cute gay comedian: Me: omg you're so handsome

I'm feeling better now, and it has a lot to do with everyone who reached out & said something sweet or supportive, so thank yall

I'm feeling sad & worthless... aimless, unmotivated, lonely... gonna meditate for a bit, but feel free to leave some kind words if you feel inspired to 💕

#fcf eh?

Brushing and flossing right before a dentist appt like I'm cramming for an exam.

My most liked post is a selfish melancholic tribute to my aging cat.

Got some bad news from the vet. My cat is 15 so it's kinda to be expected but the reality of our time together winding down is hitting me.

prob this one, from the vault

hot dudes are nice to retail and restaurant workers. pass it on

hung... this art on the wall

Whenever anyone has a blackout tattoo sleeve I'm like... What's under there 🤨🧐

Short NYC trip tonight through Weds. Made plans to see some cute & sexy friends 🙂‍↕️ Let's see if I don't bail 🙃😇

Seven heavens? Big deal, I wanna see the eighth heaven

had a sex dream about oomf 😮‍💨

Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government

Had to unfollow a Hot™️ on ig (he doesn't know I exist) for his terrible take on the new Rosalía album. I'm paraphrasing but it was like "it lacks any melody or captivating song structure, and I listen to stuff in other languages, like Christina Aguilera, so it's not that! But y'all tried it."

I will NUT be participating

Tis the season (grey sweatpants season)

someone on scruff just called me "lil daddy" and i feel so seen

I hooked up with one of the hottest guys earlier today, so OF COURSE I did that thing where I lose my hardon after stopping myself from cumming too soon and then get in my head about performing and never really get it back 😩😔