Storygraph needs a messaging feature so that when I find someone with an interest in the same extremely niche academic subject as me, I can be like hello....... what are your opinions on the homoerotic undertones of the new testament and how into historical witchcraft are you

Last night, partner's grandmother very seriously told me that I should get into modeling, which of course means that I'm the winner of this year's Rosh Hashanah dinner

I'm out here eating hummus you've never heard of with dippables you can't even imagine

animal crossing is a good game

YOU'RE KIDDINGGGGGGGG

Does everyone wearing a green and brown outfit spend the entire time worried they look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo or is this just a me issue

Christian pop punk bands in 2009 be like. This scene haircut and colorful highlights are for the LORD

Made my absolute favorite soup yesterday since we've been getting fall weather and good god. Goddamn. I forgot how much this soup slaps.

going from "transgender ideology" to "look at the poor misguided white kid" without even taking a breath, unconscionable

getting high and becoming one with my cats

for the predator chasing their prey #swordtember #swordtember2025

Turns out that when you finally start learning to recognize and sit with your own feelings, you become a lot better at recognizing and responding to them in others. The problem with this is that it will take years and years and years and sound fake the whole time until everything changes all at once

bro said 🧛‍♂️ MREOWWWWW 📢

Being an adult is like wrow. I can't wait to go home. And make a spreadsheet. Of all the furniture I need to collect in Animal Crossing New Horizons to turn my basement into a convincing model of beloved and horrifying Wisconsin attraction The House on the Rock

It finally happened. After four years of working in vet med. Somebody asked if a distemper vaccine would help their cat that keeps attacking other pets, and then was shocked when I explained that distemper is a viral disease and not a statement on the vaccination's ability to calm their pet's temper

Ignore the massive pile of dirty laundry in the background, look at these two animals. These are things that live in my house and follow me everywhere because they love me, but they're just doing shit like this the whole time. Having pets is rad

I went on a nice hike today and saw cool critters!!!

VENUS a mini comic about girls night uniting us all 1/2

Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.

Trying to figure out if I should wait to pull a Special Agent Dale Cooper (having a nice espresso and cherry pie) since I work tomorrow and don't want to be up all night, or if I should just pull a Special Agent Dale Cooper (don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen)

I love my job so deeply! I think high volume spay/neuter clinics are an incredibly important yet consistently devalued part of the vet med field! I think our veterinarians and support staff are so knowledgeable, capable, and caring!

Tag yourself: post-op recovery edition

self-love, self-transformation 🧵

You have to be kidding me. You've gotta me fuckin' yankin' my chain. Are you seeing this? This reachin' your peepers? I've never seen a more beautiful thing in my life

IMPORTANT PSA: If you find kittens all alone, keep tbis helpful flowchart in mind. And also: —neonatal kitten need to be on a heat source & kept warm at all times, they cannot regulate their body temperature and you can kill them by feeding a cold kitten. —NEVER feed a bottle baby kitten COW’S MILK!

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

We can’t have an accurate conversation about trans identity

HOMEBOY CHILL AF

"The fascists want us depleted, numb, and cynical." - I keep this top of mind daily and I actively refuse.

Think I might up and show a level of dedication and discipline I've never had before in my life, lads

I don't know if I wanna hear what you have to say, man

Life. is like Animal Crossing. You can put decor on a table. You can have a whale shark in your house

Piano guy at the Mariano's wine bar playing a delicate Chappell Roan Medley and staring right at me in the produce section. What are we

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Once again attempting to create a "Cats Indoors" bumper sticker that doesn't feel too threatening 😅

you gay-ass bear

the thing is there are actually TONS of jobs. it’s just that companies are allocating 5 peoples workload to 1 overworked very busy stressed person

I'm trying to disengage from the internet more often and decided to try local radio to find more new music! Turns out there's a local community-run radio station in Chicago called CHIRP Radio, which is the cutest thing in the got damn world!

Listen, we do medicine here, not spelling bees

Random person told me I smelled good while we were out running errands, so now I'm going to be insufferable

Stealing Nat's photo bc I didn't take any today, but we all gotta go to waterparks more often. That shit rules. Whip down a bigass slide, drink the tallest margarita you've ever seen, and get your tits out. Just a few of god's greatest joys on this planet we call home

Much to my own chagrin, I must report that TWRP may have me back in their pocket with the release of Critters

Save me Semler's Revival In My Mind album. Semler's Revival In My Mind album save me

Does anyone know of any LGBTQ+ organizations in Iowa in need of donations that would also allow me to donate in someone else's name? I'm just curious.

waiting for laundry to be done idk

Most iconic Dolly Parton song is where she sweetly and demurely sings about throwing rocks at and blowing up another woman because she married the guy she had a crush on

Traditional part of starting a new ACNH island

the humble sloth

kitten in da pants