Now that we're deep into a period of endless performative cruelty, I want the cringe but well-meaning sincerity back so bad.

I hope Sony condemns the White House for using PS5 imagery to promote its administration.

The next Sonic Rumble crossover is gonna be the Flintstones or something, watch.

Just letting everyone in the office know that I am suffering severe knee/back pain today and can also legally drink now.

#RIP Robert Mueller and The Rule of Law.

My wonderful mother is 47 today and she started her birthday by calling me and saying I am her "favorite little gay boy" and hung up while sounding very slightly tipsy. I love her so much lmfao.

The 2026 IL Senate Democratic Primary in Chicago — in Limiting Raja Krishnamoorthi to only the most ethnic-white parts of Chicago Proper, Lt. Gov Julianna Stratton was able to get a 20+ victory over the Suburban Congressman in a city that powered her to a statewide win.

Scarlet Witch, Marvel Rivals

Bullying CEOs is actually the only great thing about social media. Cry more you disgusting worm creature.

I'm so glad I no longer have to hear discourse about the IL-09 primary again because some of you are annoying as fuck about this stuff (if I follow you, not you).

I like how DLSS 5 completely obliterates the lighting and facial designs in every single shot for no reason. AI: The Future in Everything Looking Like Shit.

ships that made it through just prior to the strait closing are still arriving at ports on time, so ~everything's fine actually~ ~for a while~ ~it'll be sorted out soon right~ ~oh no i looked down~

it's going to be another week at least before most of the tankers that can't get through the strait do not arrive where they were supposed to. we're still playing pretend at this point

Illinois Primary Predictions because I'm bored tonight.

You have to respect the press asking him questions like this, as if he's the President and not the Mayor. They should ask him about every movement like this no matter how niche. Do you support an independent Western Australia, Mr. Mayor?

If "Sinners" had won would the ending sketch be Conan meeting Buddy Guy in '90s Starter jacket clothes

Fair enough, not my vote but fair enough.

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

Incredibly disrespectful to Kobe for Michael Jordan to win an Oscar after he did

Michael B. Jordan's acceptance speech for his first-ever Oscar. “I know you guys want me to do well and I wanna do that cause you guys bet on me. Thank you for keeping betting on me and I’m gonna keep stepping up.” See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

Hey Timothée, OPERA and BALLET are speaking now, bitch.

Javier Bardem... King.

Ludwig Göransson is a 3-time Oscar winner for his musical scores: • ‘Black Panther’ (2018) • ‘Oppenheimer’ (2023) • ‘Sinners’ (2025) See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

I love that this Oscars is revealing how much both PTA and Coogler are at the end of the day both just weird little guys

I was just thinking "is six-seven over, I haven't heard it in a while," but Conan just said it, so I think we can confirm that it is

Sinners and One Battle After Another were both so good that I felt chills watching them in theaters. Both basically perfect movies to me. Both remind me of the human power of art and what I love about movies, and I’m so happy we got two extremely good big budget political weird ass movies

You can have a tied Oscar???

i am voting for whoever adopts this as their platform

This is Amy Madigan and Ed Harris refusing to applaud Elia Kazan's honorary Oscar in 1999. During the Blacklist Era, Kazan named names. Good on Amy and Ed.

Voxer is STILL trying to figure out who dropped off these damn dogs and he is ABSOLUTELY NOT happy about it.

Fuck yeah, we love Amy Madigan, slay girl. Chase Infiniti was snubbed for the nomination, though.

Happy for Amy Madigan but the best performance in Weapons is far away Julia Garner

Made up a Poker Night 3 roster cause it's fun #PokerNightAtTheInventory #PokerNight

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

He's so cool! (volume warning)

Wild that this meme is 10+ years old but it could have been made last night over drinks

God bless America, this America

They have to just be saying things, right? One of the reasons that the draft was stopped after Vietnam was conscripts fragging junior officers, bringing it back for this war is just going to be an any% speedrun WR for mutiny.

It is February 2022. An autocrat has started a genocidal war of choice, destroying global oil markets in the process. It is February 2026. An autocrat has started a genocidal war of choice, destroying global oil markets in the process.

chalk up another failure for 'bomb them until they overthrow their own government for us' i'm sure it'll work one of these days

Happy 188th birthday, Chicago

Kristi Noem packwatch

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

sometimes a coworker will drop offhand a piece of lore that feels like finding an audio log in a survival horror game

THE ROARING KNIGHT.

Texas primary result so bad for her they're calling her Jasmine Flopett.

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

I love them all