I swear to god every week with this administration we have to talk about amendments we never fucking talk about

Choose your fighter:

Man I just don’t even know what to say at this point

Hey I’m in that poll!

but scotus told me we can't say no to him :(

Glad he got out of beta

Wish

I just realized I never got a news notification about it but I got 3 separate news outlets dinging my phone to tell me Diddy is going to jail

If they lose to a fucking SSD istg

It is Cybersecurity Awareness Month Rule 1: Never NEVER abbreviate Cybersecurity Awareness Month as CSAM

Largest crude oil refinery on the west coast caused what people described as a mini earthquake when it exploded into flames but nuclear power is too scary because of one accident half a century ago

We could’ve sped all of this up to the end where nothing bad happens if the media wasn’t full of cowards

THE WHITE HOUSE DOCUMENT OF LT. GOVS URGING TO AVOID A SHUTDOWN IS LITERALLY MISSING SIGNATURES LMFAO www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...

Serious question did Microsoft sell out too bc I’ll just move to bing at this point

Anybody who actually believed him when he said he knows nothing about P25 should have their voting rights taken away

recently it feels like we've been going back to a pseudo state between tech minimalism and frutiger aero. This mixed with Apple's (attempt) at liquid glass is a step back to detail and away from minimalism

6 months is CRAZY

Customer: (not on record) DMV: ? Verdict: ACCEPTED

Oh my god

Making me preorder a damn dictionary just to support them bc of this marketing 😭

God this is gonna suck

There’s only one thing we truly need to survive this, and that’s free and fair elections. If we don’t have it, I don’t know how we get out of this.

I TOLD YOU THE PRIVATE SECTOR REPORTS WOULD CONTRADICT THE ADMIN

Good morning. The government is shut down because Trump wants to act like a king and steal from you. Democrats have no obligation to support a budget that funds the destruction of our democracy - and DOUBLES health premiums to fund a tax cut for billionaires.

Alright guys what’s the catch

It’s so funny to call yourself a Kamala fan when you haven’t read the book of hers that literally just came out

For a solid few years of having Twitter I had “if you came to my bio looking for pronouns I won” without realizing I actually didn’t put my pronouns and that whole time people who didn’t know me were just guessing

Threads is such corporate slop it’s insane lol

GENERAL STABILITY IMPROVEMENTS TO ENHANCE USER EXPERIENCE LESGOOOOO

You’ve got to be kiddingme

I’m 100% serious when I’m saying I thought he was outlining his goals

I know this man for like 3 things and they’re all cool lol

It’s so important to not let yourself become bitter or disheartened or cynical. To not let the news of the world break your spirit. Because I’m already doing that. It’s my thing. Find your own, stop copying me.

why is my mac's shuffled cityscapes wallpaper showing me a star wars city

this could be a good thing but it probably will amount to nothing

some call her the first lady of all time

ALL MAGA MUST INVEST EARLY!!!! 🚨 🚨 ‼️

They don’t teach you this in school but you lose nothing when you say “with all due respect” because you don’t tell them how much respect they are due

Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.

Old lady had a phone number ending with 1488

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Ok

I finished Kamala’s book in 2 days because I just couldn’t put it down. I cried about 4 times. It just felt like a strong reminder of how it felt to be in that moment, only to have it all come crumbling