They let me into the USA. Now it's time to wrestle a gator and then see Michael Mouse

early birthday breakfast at my favourite cafe in town, many bacons pancake

Happy day!

Most of Don Broco lol

A consultation happening now, under Labour, that frames settlement as some sort of reward for being the right kind of person instead of a fundamental human right. That's the party that folk keep telling us to vote for to "keep the far right out"

oh man, this will be my tenth year without being sent a valentine, thank you for doing shitty maths, brain lmao

It's my birthday today! 🍰 All I want is for you to do something kind for someone (including yourself) ....and maybe like/share my art and cosplay a little 🥰 (📸 @goldstonecosplay.bsky.social)

Broke 103kg (102.9 lol) so probably not hitting 100 by my birthday at this rate BUT downward trend innit

IT'S FRIDAY! ROLL THE CLIP! #frierenfriday

NINTENDO PARTNER SHOWCASE PREDICTIONS - Coming to Switch 2: Metal Gear Solid Δ... Pachinko! - Somehow The Rabbids Returned - Xenoblade/gear/saga MOBA with more microtransaction gambling than is allowed by EU law - Smash Bros the TCG smartphone app - Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Switch 2 Edition

Two 5ks, ten days apart? He's beginning to believe

lmao i miss changing my display name when people misspelled or completely got my name wrong but i definitely don't post enough on this account to do it anymore

'all these various problems with the world don't have an easy explanation, it's due to various complex issues intertwining over decades, cent-oh, no it was all just jeffrey epstein? oh'

did my first 5k in like nine years! feeling powerful (and tired)

apparently my life right now lmao but hey, two dates in as many months is a record for me (lol, yeah, I know, skill issue)

sorry american games journos, we'll continue to give game franchises diminutive nicknames like 'Resi' until morale improves Baldi's 3 Mazza Kart Final Fants Ass Creed Car nicker (GTA)

hi, famous comedian expert here! this is not funny, famous comedians only become children's authors when they're in extreme distress.

Oh hell yeah, I've nearly put my diabetes into remission already???? Let's fucking go

me turning 29: fuck SHIT FUCK piss I'm going to be 30 next year! I've achieved nothing me turning 39: oh cool i'll be 40 next year, sick

🟥 MY FIRST YOUTUBE ESSAY IS LIVE! 🟥 ITS NOT "L IS REAL" OR ETERNAAL STAR"! I've been sitting on this script about Mario 64's biggest "Mystery" for three years! Please check it out! I'm really proud of this! 🔴 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi0a...

tracing back everything wrong with fandom culture to bioware capitulating to angry baby nerds and changing the ending of mass effect 3 to be shit

introducing the concept of an unreliable narrator to the worlds most prolific fanwiki editor and watching them immediately shit out their colon

lmao is this what it's like for straight women on dating apps?

🦔 STRIM SCHEDULE 🦔 I'm back! In pog form! TUESDAY gonna build some Gunpla and look over a Star Wars cookbook, and catch up from the holidays! FRIDAY I'm taking part in #Jankuary 2 with BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING. With apologies to @alexnavarro.bsky.social, he warned us Have a great week 🦔💖

I wonder what people mean when they say they're 'family-orientated' on their dating profiles Is it code? Are they just big fans of the Fast and the Furious movies?

Hello from 1984

My new years eve was fun. Several gay women flirted with me for some reason. What kind of energy do I even give off

imagine yer name was dick huemer but yer willy had nae patter

Breaking news: I'm still very cute

OK with that end-of-year mild cancer scare sorted, I can now enjoy Christmas properly!

He thought my joke was very funny

Having a....... Whale of a time

We're matching

Off to see dino skellys

I am SO excited to reveal the US cover of my new fantasy horror novel The Bone Door! I am equally excited to scream about the STUNNING special edition. This will be a limited first print run. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. So if you want to ensure you get the pretty I advise you to pre-order asap.

pretty much perfect symbolism for labour here. enacting materially, objectively fascist policy, supporting the defining atrocity of our time but cowardly insisting they’re actually super progressive for it

this video might have a salient point of view, but also I'm just laughing at the image of the whitest white guy being like EVERYTHING IS SPICY THESE DAYS and showing an image of a McDonalds chicken burger with visible mayo

YESTERDAY WAS A ROUGH ONE FRIENDS but I live, I move. Put that on my grave, as long as I'm not wiped out by atomic hellfire with everyone else

@andihamilton.com what's the good HDMI uspacler/converter thing at the moment, if you know? OSSC still good?

Still on sale! Four left!

The latest vtuber drama is a classic repeat of 'yeah that uniform is a bit nazi even if you didn't intend it to be' because it's a common anime aesthetic Here is how said vtuber reacted to it. I am actually fucking flabbergasted. Used to look up to Zen. Absurd

Oh yeah guess I officially have diabeetus now, on the drug to try and help me have less diabeetus. Also, it turns out, it can let me get on a virtual queue for Disneyland Paris rides

"game devs are lazy" i smugly and derisively type on my dorito dusted keyboard i couldn't be bothered to clean, ignoring the stories of devs being fired for trying to unionise against crunch

THERE ARE SIX CAP KEYCHAINS LEFT! Get yours today! Makes a great Christmas gift! Probably a good Hannukah gift too! I will watch over your driving! Get it here: ko-fi.com/s/9fb13b99b0

*walking into an italian deli* yeah i'll have a canollo, cheers, extra pineapple, on a pizza. please put down the knife

it's international men's day, so please give it up for shadow the hedgehog

feeling spicy, might make a value judgement on people who use twitter, tut tut, woke scolding, etc

Comfy Christmas hog

October and November so far out to get me it seems, crikey