I thought this was on Point….

This is a fascinating journey to the bottom of the sea. You'll also discover that the people in charge of naming species need to be replaced. Headless Chicken Fish? Flabby Whale? C'mon! neal.fun/deep-sea/

I have been in bed about 45 minutes longer than expected so far because there is a cat sleeping on me. But I wonder if the cat is actually awake and thinking, “I can’t move because my human really likes it when I curl up on him.” This could go on for awhile.

Hilarious and horrifying. Mainly the flip-flops.

I'm working on a new play about a 1970s psychopath weatherman who is also a horror movie host. Good times. Come hear the first two scenes.

Thank you to everyone who came out to Chicago Dramatists to see the first public reading of my play "Earth's Designated Mourner". It was a lovely turnout and I appreciate your support! The Team. Josh, Thomas, Mary, Me, Rania, and huge thank you to Constance Kuntz and Naked Angels.

This is tonight. Hope to see you there. Will there be a cheese fountain? Only in spirit.

Making sure this stays on your radar by including a painting of a cat smoking and drinking.

April 18th. Mirri’s Gotcha Day. Been one year and she’s still adorable and a bit mischievous. @harmonyhouseforcats

I don’t play with dolls, however…

Come see some damn good Chicago improv!

Incredible picture: Orion snapped this high-resolution selfie in space with a camera mounted on one of its solar array wings during a routine external inspection of the spacecraft on the second day into the Artemis II mission. Credit: NASA

Want to see Spock sing and dance about praising Jesus? You're welcome. Happy Easter. youtu.be/ZK4gM7RC1M0?...

This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)

Got some great news this week! My play called "Earth's Designated Mourner" is going to receive its first public reading at Chicago Dramatists as part of the Naked Angels 1st Mondays series. May the Fourth (be with you). Come check it out!

Dame Judi Dench! 🤣☠️

I fully trust the new ACME Voting Machines.

Been working on decorating my office. Going for a very professional look.

What the what? I guess the contents settled while shipping.

Found someone’s shopping list on the sidewalk. I hope they don’t forget to get the booty crumbs!

Most of the conversations I have with my cats start with me saying, "Yep. That's your butt."

America 2026.

Not sure how grueling your work week was, but I got milk poured on me by a cow flying in an airplane. Fortunately, there was a cookie involved.

Well, at least the money is going to something good.

Wow.

I’m 64 and I think I have a wisdom tooth coming in. Read the room, dude!

Come hear a new excerpt from my new play "Earh's Designated Mourner". Tuesdys @ 9 is free and always a good time. It's a safe space, too, if you ever want to share your work or participate in the cold readings.

Well, the public has spoken! I wonder how many of them actually saw it.

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Nat Topping is hilarious. nattopping.com/the-board-of...

Come get a sample of my latest play at Naked Angels' Tuesdays at 9pm at Chicago Dramatists Tuesday the 20th. Good times.

“We need leaders not in love with money but in love with justice. Not in love with publicity but in love with humanity.” - Martin Luther King, Jr.

some good ideas here...

Thank you to everyone who came out to Tuesdays at 9 last night. The first 10 pages of Earth's Designated Mourner got a very enthusiastic and laugh-filled response. I think I'm on to something. Kudos to the cast who nailed it. Next Tuesday (1/20) will be the next 10 pages. #ChicagoDramatists

Come see this tonight? Cannot make it? I will also be participating in next Tuesday’s readings.

Is there a limit to how many times you can watch ICE falling on ICE?

I’m so angry. Screw guns. I need a pitchfork and a throng of like-minded villagers.

If you are in Chicago and would like to hear the first 10 pages of my new play "Earth's Designated Mourner" then get your bottom over to Chicago Dramatists on Tuesday. It's also just a great evening anyway and FREE.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”

Made a new playlist

It's 2026 and I keep writing "Release the Epstein Files" on my checks.