Sometimes I pretend to eat my cats belly, as a little treat. She puts up with this. Most of the time.

#horror #memes ... for some of us, anyway

@oz-edgewalker.bsky.social refills my whimsy cup every day but goddamnit they went over the top this today/last night. they made me a Hekate travel pocket altar…complete with an acorn hat candle 🥹😭😭😭😭

On porch in panties with pot in pipe A quadruple p if you will

HEHEHEHEHEHE

Yip Yip! Appa will gladly sell ya this Final Fantasy Yojimbo (Solitude) Secret Lair for $500. It's cheaper than every copy out there. Ya can even buy, then just resell it lol. DM if interested or post here. Appa will be selling unopened EDH decks later today! Rt appreciated. :) ty!

The Autumn Equinox approaches The Queen of Wind and Darkness, the Cailleach; she is the Veiled One who belongs to the hidden worlds, and personifies the cutting winds and the harshness of our northern winters art: Naomi Cornock

I'm in here playing Angel Blink, you're welcome.

Hard day Eepy wife Big soup Beloved partner 🥹🖤

A worker making $50,000 a year contributes to Social Security on 100% of their income. A CEO making $20 million a year contributes to Social Security on less than 1% of their income. Instead of raising the retirement age, we should scrap the Social Security tax cap.

I feel personally victimized by how they ended season two of dandadan

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

@kailuna666.bsky.social slut

So is the rest of our life going to consist of skeets saying “thimgs are going to get very, very bad” once a week with increasing badness until we die orrrr

STORE IS LIVE Click the art in Explore to see the products you can get the design on. I only have the designs available on products they actually look good on. lol Note: Backpacks are only available because they are CURSED. #artist #art #mtgxhiphop #plzbuymystuff www.redbubble.com/people/MtGCr...

Not to continue to do this Cassandra bullshit, but here is a clip from two years ago that outlines exactly the playbook in this moment: a government and private law enforcement army run entirely on grievance, culture war slop, and weaponizable data points, deployed against boogeymen, absent facts.

Jett’s answer to pedantic rules:

This is how it feels when I concoct a really elaborate scheme with my cards in hand and @oz-edgewalker.bsky.social takes one looks and goes

This is the fucking energy

I randomly got a cheesecake craving and told @oz-edgewalker.bsky.social about it with the asterisk that no action was needed bc I’m just avoiding work, and 37 seconds later I hear from the next room “hi, do you guys have any cheesecake today?” I love them so much.

If you're not sufficiently sorrowful at Robert Redford's death I will NOT call your employer and demand your termination. Because I'm not in a cult and I'm not a complete asshole. You and I will probably not be friends though.

“Forward ever, backward never.” 🖤

Special day when the gnome hat gets used @jettyfox.bsky.social

If we flew the American flag at half-mast for every murder of an American who deserved better, who deserved to be heard and respected and live in peace, we’d never raise the flag to its full height again.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

Playmat from @cmdrsealed.bsky.social came in today, on Magic Saturday of all days! Time to break it in. @samguayart.bsky.social thank you for the incredible art, and thank you @jettyfox.bsky.social for being a beautiful partner and snagging one for me.

There have been many times I have been the sad, and laid on mossy‘s middle, for no short length of time..and he’s just let me. 🖤

The rhetoric is maddening. “Senseless tragedy”? No. A senseless tragedy is women dying from lack of life saving care for common pregnancy complications. This wasn’t a tragedy. It wasn’t senseless. It was CREATED by the very people present in the White House.

man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger

Need a pay pig who will meet me monthly at the ATM and drain their bank account.

Honestly it seems to me that one of the most important tasks for modern parents is raising their kids to be mostly offline normies

That’s what I’m TALKING ABOUT

Forcing a pregnant person to not get an abortion is also political violence.

It’s wild that things keep happening and we’re expected to just keep going to work and living our lives per usual

weird that i saw a video of a guy being shot in the neck to death today and now i'm just like. going to bed

Me when baby comes home from work

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

not sure how many more “not bad how are you”s i got left in me

I genuinely have the most patient and kind partner and I am so lucky/thankful.

BULKY DUDE! FAT NUTS! We’re bot asking for much here, wotc

Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.

In case the morning crowd missed baby’s absolute banger thread-

a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains- Mother made a no-skip in 95

On liminality and liminal space within literature and Magic. #Vorthos #SundayReading open.substack.com/pub/mtgcriti...

“I play this game to escape politics.” IT IS A PRIVILEGE THAT YOU GET TO ESCAPE WHEN OTHERS ARE LITERALLY LOSING RIGHTS, BEING DEPORTED, & DYING. these people are in your community, these people sit across from you and play a silly lil game until they CANT anymore. PROTECT THEM.

And you know what, while I’m on my bullshit… open.spotify.com/track/2HRYa6...

GODDAMNIT THIS REGIME NEEDS TO BE FUCKING CHIN CHECKED