@asterlyons.bsky.social big hefty waiter~ remember to tip your waiters!

I drew last night, please clap 🥺

Canonically Brox’s hair works like a mood ring and changes with his mood/state of mind. Pink hair means he’s high 🥰

Polyphemus after Odysseus doxxed himself

MARIO GALAXY MOVIE

gay friends going out

The bigger your city the higher the ratio of it smelling a little bit like pee

A coworker who sits right next to me refuses to stop loudly chewing ice nonstop in a small empty room we all work in. At what point is it acceptable to murder him with my bare hands?

God fucking dammit Overwatch is doing a Persona 5 collab so that means I have to play it 🫠

it’s that time of the week again!

Oh no. I’m having another round of City Pop hyper fixation.

If you’re able to piledrive your doctor you immediately get their medical degree and become the doctor. They DO work like championship belts in wrestling.

Wishing the absolute most happiest of happy birthdays to my favorite husky in the universe - @broxthehusky.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰🥰

At least while the power is out I get to carry this lamp around like a Victorian orphan

Me logging in to BlueSky

Please keep posting sexy Bowser, my mental health needs it 🫠

It’s official; I have no idea how to be in any social situation whatsoever 😅

Conservative Christians spending millions of dollars to campaign payment processors to use their monopoly to control what you can jerk off to. Instead of, I don’t know, helping their neighbors. You cumming to something “weird” occupies more headspace than being a decent person. Tell them to fuck off

It is Time. #Zoobe #Rabbit #4thOfJuly

Yes I’m playing XXL WOOFIA Yes I’m in love with the big tittied bull man No you cannot milk him (that is exclusively my job)

thank you game changer for a reaction image that i will be using incessantly from now on

A prideful wardrobe malfunction! Hope everyone has a great final week of pride! Wonderful YCH done by @sacherbullbear.bsky.social !!!

My new art prints from @drewgreen.bsky.social! Check out his Etsy for cool/cute/nerdy queer art!

next thursday, june 12th, ill be hosting a bday marathon stream! we are raising money for Trans Justice Funding Project! it'll be a very silly day where we try create more light in this world 🩵🩷🤍

Literally can’t watch more than 5 seconds because I know I’ll just start openly weeping 🥲

Feel free to add me, I need Wonder Traders 😂 0211695426521917

I’m missing the pink hair again 🥺

If the pope dies almost immediately after meeting one of the leaders of your country, take the fucking hint. 😂

Drew a new banner for BlueSky! I wanted ti try something and I like how it’s turned out!

Guess who’s ready to put on a show! Been so obsessed with Marvel Rivals lately I had to draw Luna fanart!

"JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run" ANIME OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED! In 1890s USA a paraplegic Johnny Joestar participates in a cross-county horse race in the hopes of regaining his legs! Image © Shueisha, Hirohiko Araki, "Steel Ball Run" Production Committee

“My son can’t be gay, he’s obsessed with women!” The women:

Sorry (not really) to vent on main: if you post AI you are a sad, boring person. You don’t want art, you want instant gratification. You don’t want innovation, you want billionaires to be richer. Sharing AI “art” just shows how pathetic you are. AI can fuck allllll the way off.

Happy Anniversary @broxthehusky.bsky.social 🥰 You’ve put up with me for a solid two years, I’m so sorry for the chaos 💖

Had to

Yes I saw the Bloodborne spiritual successor, yes I did cum

final fantasy fourteen with @broxthehusky.bsky.social

I’m straight and not a dog.

(not me realizing almost a day later that I shared the animation without the song ....! this is the one with it!)

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all trans and non-conforming friends and followers! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Also FUCK TERFS IF YOU'RE A TERF FUCK YOU

Been playing a lot of FFXIV and the only issue with the game is the cherry pink dye economy can’t keep up with my demand.

This is what my heart needed 💖

The job still hadn’t started yet. They’ve delayed the starting date 3 times already. I have been effectively unemployed for 2 months now because of this. Things aren’t looking good…

Drew a new banner for BlueSky! I wanted ti try something and I like how it’s turned out!

C/W: nudity Brox enjoying a private moment in nature while on a camping trip. He’s pretending to not notice you walk by. He doesn’t mind you staring.