tyrone taylor (behind a pile of towels): i think tyrone taylor can play shortstop carlos mendoza: who said that? tyrone taylor: me, david stearns carlos mendoza: okay cool, i’ll try tyrone taylor at shortstop tyrone taylor: you should bat him leadoff too

I'm not a rush to firing the manager gal but not challenging that call in the first is pretty much a last straw deal for me

Without downloading anything new, where I’m at mentally

obsessed with this movie

Mets season in a nutshell

I’m bad at watching tv so it’s a weird list but: Veep Bob’s Burgers American Dad Mission: Impossible Nathan for You Always Sunny Match Game Law and Order: Criminal Intent Jets Postgame on SNY Review American Gladiators The Joy of Painting The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show Psych King of the Hill

this is bonkers

she doesn’t know the Knicks are up by 50

Mitchell Robinson I will follow you into battle any day

this Knicks game is healing me from all the Mets nonsense, holy shit man

if no one else got me I know MJ Melendez got me

I can only describe the sounds I’m making as Animal-esque

the mets : me :: god : job

one day I will stop cleaning dusty areas without a mask, knowing that I have bad dust allergies and will be negatively affected almost immediately. one day. not today

had literally just finished listening to Here Comes the Hotstepper and walked into the store to buy embroidery floss and they started playing Here Comes the Hotstepper #blessed

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

when was the last time the mets had a win that stress-free???

👀

I know the wheel and sliced bread get all the credit but whoever invented the needle threader is basically a god to me

this caption is so funny

remember when the Into The Woods movie took out No More like big fuckin assholes

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 28,1943

In the voice of the Baker from Into the Woods: Maybe I just wasn’t meant to watch baseball

you’re not going to believe what I’m watching right now

Tyler Perry's Why Did I Watch Baseball?

Gare referencing Big Audio Dynamite, gonna be a good day

A baseball Saturday Night Massacre story is hitting really good right now. It feels like something from back in normal times. A manager getting shitcanned should be the kind of news story we should have to care about most on any given day.

BO BICHETTE THE LEADOFF SPOT IS YOURS BABY

“Some people are confident enough to chase results; most are outrunning failure” - Ron Darling, philosopher

No one can compete with Nelly

my favorite @mets.com shirt, my mama’s from 40 years ago 🧡💙

would kill and die for him

LET’S FUCKING GO

bought a hot dog hat

I’m very early to the game and there are SO many good dogs here for bark at the park

omg

12 in a row is okay because 12 is my favorite number and I’ll be there tomorrow

I'm going to a movie tonight and it's so fucked up that I am actually upset to be missing the mets game

Whoa

what’s Giuliani up to these days

lower back has been murdering me to the point where all I want to be doing is lying on the hard floor at all times which unfortunately is not something I can do while at work

if jeff mcneil were still a met he would've committed a felony by now

the Mets need to go full bad news bears mode the rest of the year. Mendoza needs to start drinking beer in the dug out. Lindor has to take up smoking. Alvarez needs to eat chocolate bars while he’s catching. Have some fun for love of christ!

“If the robots start developing feelings we’re all in trouble” so true Gare!!!!!

really fun rainy extra innings happening in the pirates rays game