yay Beltran!

I don't know how he does it but it gets better every year. Made me cry!!!

Did Mamdani talk about affordability when asked about a woman being shot in the head?

what a stupid take!

god damn it

HOW DID THAT WORK?????

Watchmen

god that sucked

AHH

METS: Here's a ton of money for three years BLUE JAYS: Here's a lot of money for seven years DODGERS: KYLE TUCKER: This is so hard DODGERS: KYLE TUCKER: But I'm gonna have to go with the Dodgers

heading to Cambridge later for the greatest weekend of the year, the MIT Mystery Hunt!!!!!!! something to be happy about!!

think I’ve finally, FINALLY found my My Lips But Better shade and I’m so stoked

Bobby Cannavale not being there because they’re getting a bearded dragon I am thrilled

the golden globe announcers are genuinely atrocious wow

this polymarket shit suuuuuucks

holy cow bears

god damn it

did someone just set off 1am fireworks in Manhattan

veg dress #vegdress

I hope I go to a Joanna Newsom concert before I die

tripped on a pillow in the school library when I was 14. 2 ankle surgeries and countless hours of pt later and I still cannot walk properly and probably never will at this point 🙂

finally get how to use a French pin so I assume everything else in my life will fall in to place now

listening to Joanna Newsom and crying

a dream!!!!!

Ahshsdhhsjzhahahdhcjekggqfa

this is kind of the face he’s making

oh!!!

sorry How Many?????????

why aren’t there any cool holographic forever stamps out there anymore. we used to be a real country

something about last night made me feel like I want to not be as online. not sure what the feeling is

the good that you do persists in this world

Awful. Awful awful awful.

All dresses these days are either strapless or backless or somehow both and it’s ruining my life

Mariners!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you kidding me

🟤

women don’t like the vehicle

we’re watching baseball

Okay I’m still trying to find all of Marisatomay/Jailedamanda nation #OverHere if anyone wants to help with that and rt

what the fuck is Kirby still doing in this game

a 2 run game tying homer from Andres Gimenez, just as we all drew it up

was truly, truly honored to join the staffers for a great chat with King of Television @johndemarsico.bsky.social!! episode art and some alternates ⬇️

lmao is it down AGAIN

PETE ALONSOOOOOOOO

Love to scroll tiktok and stumble across a clip of @itsabigail.bsky.social & co killing it on pop culture jeopardy. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2FePw4d/

had to go with a HOF theme for this one!

just remembered I had a dream last night where I met Brian De Palma and the first thing I asked him about was the owl from that one shot in Blow Out

Day 1 of trying to find Ben’s @blankcheck.bsky.social Bryant Park chair was unsuccessful. attempts will continue