Might actually go FireRed because there is no way in hell I'm asking another human being to trade me a Wooper.

it's not the issue of this story, but it is a transparent example of how the "cars are freedom" narrative is a complete farce. when the state controls your movement and can immobilize you on a whim, you are not free. car dependency is an arm of fascism for the car *IS* fascism and must be abolished.

Microsoft, do us all a favor and exit the gaming business. Stop pretending like you give a shit. You never really did, and never really will. It's not in your DNA. Never was.

USA hockey gold to me means that they are very even with Canada now, with a goaltending edge for USA at the moment. It took the USA 45 years to get here, but fair play to them.

I look forward to a bunch more 7.5/10 games in Xbox's future. I also look forward to the best of them being on PlayStation, and never touching Xbox consoles again.

So the new head of Xbox gaming seems to know nothing about the sector, but will rely on those that do to make Xbox great, or something. Inspiring news for the brand.

So...Fire Red or Leaf Green?

Minnesota Vikings must be feeling REALLY dumb right now.

Ohhhhh shhhhh

Can Any House Truly Be Owned?

Let's go Broncos.

You telling me that Xabi Alnoso couldn't have got those same results the last two games? Come on. Politics, man.

"Kyle Tucker, who turns 29 on Saturday, was the top free agent bat on the market" Dodgers get the best free agent out there for what, the 6th season running? Baseball is awesome.

Take-Two stock is down 4.26% this afternoon because of rumors that GTA6 will be delayed based on a podcast in which I did not say that GTA6 would be delayed

Happy New Year for those who celebrate!

Bijan "Wasted On His Team" Robinson. The new Megatron.

I really want Travis Kelce to retire just so I never have to see his girl's face on an NFL broadcast again.

Detroit Lions are straight up cheeks.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

Burn in hell, game designers.

I cannot believe how horrible the final boss battle is in Metoid Prime 4. I may never pick the game up again. Hours wasted and I don't feel any closer to beating it than I waa when I started. Just awful.

"Indie games" is like "indie rock": a term that was originally about the origins of a work, now regarded as more of a vibe than anything, up for constant debate, and fully ignored by the kids who DGAF and only play Roblox and Fortnite anyway

Collinsworth and Romo taking a week of bereavement due to Mahomes injury.

Non-Contact Injury 😬

Chiefs are eliminated and Mahomes limps off. The day is won. The NFL is healing.

"Hey @jtsknight92.bsky.social can you make an entire trailer for our game in literally one day?" "Yeah np." (if you hire him give him more than one day please!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWac...

Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb

Xbox Crocs are real

Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information! Silicon Valley, 2025:

Geoff Keighley really is the perfect representative of the gaming industry: -unreservedly self serving -pretends to care about the people actually making the product -loves to make performative gestures that ultimately go nowhere and help no one -would almost certainly sell out to the saudis

Cowboys really are this bad, huh.

I hate baseball so much now. What a broken sport. A meaningless Dodgers win, since they'll be in the World Series next year, and the next, and the next...all this series did is remind me how it's not worth getting invested in it any more.

Baseball is fucking nonsense.

Animal Crossing, I thought I had escaped you. Is $4.99 the price of a man's soul?

@jtsknight92.bsky.social is contributing to this! Hot DAMN

Love the announcers trying to make it seem like the Dodgers are on an even playing field. "Jays have a top 5 payroll too!" And the Dodgers noble struggle "Dave Roberts almost lost his job!" like they haven't already paid Satan a billion to resurrect Tommy Lasorda. Get fucked

That Broncos game, I don't even know what the hell I just watched beyond one of the biggest choke jobs I've ever seen.

Can't wait to see the Dodgers win the World Series every year until they finally strike and a salary cap gets put in

@nron10.bsky.social 6 months ago I was kinda wrong but also mostly right bsky.app/profile/mrdi...

Loving the Eagles losing streak.

$4 joker in Balatro

I wonder how much Qatar paid for the Ballon D'Or Dembele is going to win 😂

Seeing the Broncos win solidly while the Falcons lose in typical clown-like fashion is deeply satisfying. Perusing the Falcons subreddit is delicious schadenfreude.

Sitting here watching two teams that I wish would get launched into the sun, ah it must be the start of the NFL season

@nron10.bsky.social No idea what the Cowboys are thinking, but hey, Packers certainly benefit.

ESPN gave my fantasy football draft an "A" grade. Let's see if that actually translates into W's this season...

Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what? I’m running for California State Assembly! Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.

Help a guy out and retweet, please. One in three people is a podcaster. There's bound to be someone to whom it's happened and who figured it out!

I guess Microsoft Studios itself no longer knows how to create and ship a game any more.