There’s a lot of Defcon references in the Epstein files.

The director of Melania movie

thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus

I'm so tired of these demons

ah well.. okay.. fuck

if you can afford to spend 30 seconds chatting and trying to look nonchalant as you fumble with a gas canister, perhaps you are not in a scenario where chemical weapons are warranted

I wanna go back to when we didn’t know you can’t eat tuna every day.

I had to deal with fraudulent charges today and whew I hate the Paypal / Venmo / eBay ecosystem so much.

One pro of making red bean soup in the crock pot is that I can very lazily throw the frozen tangyuan directly in it and fish them out like a raccoon to eat.

from the Squamish Hospital blood lab today. I opted for peeing alone but it's good to have choices.

this is the sickest shit ive ever seen

the pitt but it's like a 24 hour mcdonalds or waffle house

Omg Playback is out from @last.fm. i'm excited because this is always more accurate than anything else because I use different services. I've been scrobbling since 2005, which is wild. I reset my account at some point, but it's been consistent.

Fried bologna is kinda lit

Does Gen Z know that if your building shares a trash can or recycling that you’re supposed to break down boxes as much as possible? Genuinely data says no.

Every once in a while I feel suffocated by how pink my house is.

I came home and my whole house smells like peeps.

You found me in a very Chinese time of my life.

If you're wondering if people still think about you when you expatriate, the answer is yes.

And where I contemplate escape, you frame with we.

I've been watching films from the 60's and it just kinda feels like they got ppl better than the avg. short form content person.

I complain for the millionth day about how early it gets dark.

Trying to do some intellectually stimulating things to flex that part of my brain.

🌏 InterSec Lab published a report analyzing a leak from Geedge Networks and how the company is expanding commercially available national firewalls, enabling client governments to more easily monitor and control their own networks. interseclab.org/research/the...

🚨New blog: A city is not a word. It’s a language system. When people say “020,” “Mokum,” or “Freedom City,” they’re still talking about Amsterdam just not in a way your #OSINT investigation understands. Imagine how many you’re missing. Read the blog here: www.dutchosintguy.com/post/how-osi...

I wouldn’t be alive if it wasn’t for the Dutch Bros people in Houston in my neighborhood. I hadn’t changed my Oregon plates and they were also transplants but when my house got destroyed and shit was rough they would always talk to me and tell me about how they ended up in the weird neighborhood too

Lol, I feel like mine looks so different than everyone else's. I didn't honestly believe that Colorado is my only hell nah and it is kinda funny in retrospect.

This is very kinokuniya energy

"Top psychiatrists increasingly agree that using AI chatbots might be linked to cases of psychosis. In the past nine months, these experts have seen or reviewed the files of dozens of patients who exhibited symptoms following prolonged, delusion-filled conversations with the AI tools."

One of the few things I have to look forward to in 2026 January is the @last.fm yearly report because fuck spotify wrapped and only using spotify to listen to music.

"Like Delaware with better hummus"

reminder: this is still a thing… threats.disclose.io (opensource researcher threat repo) #39C3

I’ve rearticulated or dissected a lot of the goals I wanted to accomplish in life — partially so I could feel better about never getting to attain them.

Literally all of my emails and phone calls are about late fees and that I have no money, every bank is angry at me, etc. the ratio of that signal to noise with radio silence from people and the great two weeks of doom that is Christmas is a lot. I continue to eke out rent via credit. It’s inevitable

I miss sugared candied lotus seed so much. I don't know how it became so sparse and hard to find.

how did I the eternal problem solver?

Mustard really brings a pickle element to a sandwich and I can't explain it further.

I was so spot on

hell yeah pentesting

Getting a job also just feels like one big karmic rejection sensitivity masterclass.

The process of getting a job right now feels like applying to a lottery.

I feel like I was an early adopter of the "food doesn't count unless it's protein and protein is the only thing that matters" orthorexic brain rot via my parents. We weren't allowed to eat anything really without it being "protein focused"

Ayyy too .2% of Wine About It, lol.

I’ve been having crazy rebound anxiety in my sleep. Where I don’t feel the anxiety during the day then I wake up having full blown panic attacks. I haven’t had this happen for years but used to have emergency klonopin for it prescribed. I should be grateful I guess that my body waits until late?

Another year of Duolingo. I was significantly less committed this year and just did a bunch of Spanish review instead of learning anything new lol.

Neosporin is literally 10+ dollars, even the smallest ones. I've been using random packets of antibiotic cream from first aid kits cause hell naw.

I competed in the ADHD wars by watching all three Tron's in a row back to back yesterday and I did complete them. I did not fall asleep once!

THESE YEARS WERE A WASTE

I’ve discovered I have a deeper relationship with California than I ever thought. By way of California transplants in my hometown and my friends all in college being Californian down to where my music taste was formed by internet friends or best friends friends online in the pre MySpace era…

Papa Roach is the deftones of California.