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So glad I have a truck tomorrow morning so I don’t even have an option to hatewatch the SOTU tonight, although there is an outside chance it’s still going at 2:30 am when I get up I guess

Suddenly getting a whole lot of “Jasmine Crockett is the only true Democrat in the Texas race and Talarico is satan in disguise and if you don’t agree with me you’re a dirty racist” posts in my feed and lemme tell ya it’s sure feeling psyop’y in here

Gonna be hilarious when this game is decided by the most Charmin soft ass goal imaginable

Nearly 18 years ago, I made a Justin.tv account to watch the Freelance Astronauts play Majora's Mask on a livestream on a Saturday night. Today, I'm watching @tietuesday.bsky.social play Majora's Mask on a Twitch livestream on a Saturday night. Time is a flat circle.

Watching professional hockey players absolutely mailslot one timers is just always incredible to watch

Oh it’s gonna be one of THOSE Fridays huh?

Disappointed that Canada won only to remember now Leafs fans just had to watch Marner score a big goal in a playoff situation

Everyone throwing praise on #6 rightfully so for Wisconsin and Minnesota and ignoring the fact they included a city that drinks Malort for fun on that team, just insane ceiling

So at what point do we just name this jackass a foreign agent? Although I guess that didn’t matter any with Gabbard so why would that change things here?

Anyone else have 2-3 locations their brain has cooked up in dreams that you wish actually existed or is it just me? There’s a beach house on a lake I’ve visited in dreams like 10-20 times and I swear it’s an actual place sometimes…

I'm enjoying the NBA All Star Game and let me tell ya I'm just as surprised as anyone here

Fuck ICE not edited out on a taped show, good on ya AEW

Dying at this dude in the dunk contest doing the most vanilla ass dunk you can possibly do and Dwight Howard giving him a 47 for it

Swayman not exactly filling me with confidence for the second half of the Bruins season

This US team losing to Denmark would be the funniest possible upset in Olympic history right?

The economy:

Starting a theory that these AEW Dynamite overruns are intentional to dissuade those who are DVRing the show and forcing them to watch the replay on HBO Max instead

I canceled my discord nitro a while back when they did some real stupid shit and never went back to paying so god speed to everyone else dropping it today for their newest horseshit

Dogshit performance but them getting there at least got me a sales bonus at work so at least I have that to hold onto

Turning on TNT to see Collision and watching the last 10 minutes of Dune: Part 2 when you know next to nothing about the Dune movies is quite the experience

lol I fell asleep in my chair and apparently missed Brody squashing MJF while the crowd chanted FUCK ICE so oopsadoodle

Bruins finally get a PUCK DON'T LIE moment

The NHL should be investigated for the favortism that the Panthers get it's completely insane

Good lord they got in their own heads thinking it was over with that goalie fight and have been unmitigated ass since

Swayman has been angling for that fight for YEARS

Hootin' and hollerin' at a goalie fight

The Bruins after the Bolts scored that early goal

This is gonna be the first Royal Rumble I've intentionally not watched in probably about 18 years and honestly, I don't feel like I'm missing much without it

Not gonna lie, after all this Epstein shit that had been released, the fact that I don’t recall Vince McMahon popping up at all knowing how much he loves sex crimes has to be a huge upset

Imagine if they keep the same energy for Brady that they have for Belichick

Right now every single hack Boston tee shirt farm is scrambling to get their version of this out with the Patriots roster first

My feelings about the Mario Galaxy movie trailer

I will not fed post I will not fed post I will not fed post I will not fed post I will not fed post I will not fed post I will not fed post I will not fed post

My "Never Will Have a TikTok Account" stance looking pretty good right about now....

This is the most “Time for your meds, peepaw” I’ve ever seen Trump he absolutely has no sanity left

Actual level of hell

My mom was the single biggest Patriots fan I knew, so for them to be potentially be returning the Super Bowl this year when absolutely no one expected them to is hitting me in the feels a little bit

Reading between the lines on this: the World Cup boycott is gonna be real and they’re actually embarrassed there’s gonna be half filled stadiums for their premier event they’re charging a bazillion dollars for and thus will have less money to swim around in like Scrooge McDuck

A world where Jarrett Stidham: Super Bowl QB is a thing cannot exist

God if the Patriots somehow make it out of tomorrow's game the schedule merchant storyline is never gonna end is it?

So the Sox rotation is actually really good now and deep as hell and their lineup is still a 2nd year guy and a bunch of meh, if they can flip some pitching for an infielder with pop they may be back on track

Man running world's largest CSAM creation site wants future where holograms are real and can be directly interacted with

The reason the baby boom happened back in the day is because the Nazis were defeated. Right now, the Nazis are in control, so the best way to increase the birthrate is defeating the Nazis again.

Today I found out Pat McAfee started posting here and if the fact that the sport grifters are starting to populate here during sporting events doesn’t show you this place has the sports juice I dunno what to tell you

IT'S BEEN SO LONG, PATRIOTS

If you don’t stop calling him a murderer, we’re just gonna have to murder more people until you stop saying we’re murdering people.

Roman Anthony about to put up Barry Bonds numbers (walked 300 times because the rest of the lineup is dogshit)