Was gonna take a nap on the couch but the cat who almost never is downstairs has decided today was the day he would be napping on my couch so I have lost my nap place while waiting for the turkey

Lemme just say, the thought of a Hangman/Swerve/Kingston vs. Opps match for the Trios straps has my interest very piqued #AEWDynamite

Sometimes I like to browse the Amazon listings just to see what “smash my face into the keyboard” name the Chinese knockoff company has given itself this time

If the past day or so on Twitter has proved anything, it's that they (and any other social media platform) absolutely can track the origin of accounts, and that it should become law that all social media accounts have that required going forward

Drake Maye having a “my family has been kidnapped by the mafia and I need to lose this game” performance so far

Man I really wanna stay up for the rest of Full Gear but my sleep schedule is so set into my 4 AM wakeup for work that staying up past 10 is a nigh impossibility at this point

Nothing makes me more religious than watching this sack of shit talk, because I need hell to exist for him and everyone who supports this shit to rot in for eternity

Bruins/Habs fight 4 seconds in we're back baybee awwooooooo

Current predicament

He’s gonna have her arrested for the capitol pipebombing and I will never stop laughing for the rest of eternity

My "Donald Trump Is Very Healthy" shirt has many people asking questions already answered by the shirt

That’s my alma mater baybeeeeee

Pulled my second ever 1/1 and it's a Leaf while the Bruins are playing them, the hockey gods are playing with me

@f29.bsky.social pulled a Tavares printing plate during Bruins/Leafs is this anything?

Absolutely bewildered how I ended up on the Minnesota United FC mailing list

Whoever in AEW comes out wearing a Mamdani shirt tonight on Dynamite will get an instant merch purchase from me

He heard someone talking about having a Costco card and just figured that’s how all shopping works didn’t he?

I can't decide what's gonna radicalize people more: the government shutdown or the Youtube/Disney beef

This is why I could never attend a winner take all Game 7, I'd be in a puddle of my own piss in the fetal position right now if I were there live

This game needs to intersect with Daylight Savings rolling back just because

Suicide squeeze walkoff for maximum chaos

a fun ass Dynamite and not a single ICE commercial, are we back chat? #AEW

I did it, I finished a video game

Thinking about how in about a month, we’ll have sold my parents house and at that point how I will basically have no responsibilities outside of keeping myself alive (by making money at work) and it’s kinda weird…

My timeline this morning was mostly BASEBALL~!!!1! and one other person complaining their entire timeline was BASEBALL~!!!1!

Garrett looks disgruntled, maybe he needs a change of scenery, he seems to like playing in Foxboro though maybe that could help sway things

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

Every now and then I remember how I absolutely do not miss fantasy football after not being able to fill the league I ran for 18 years a few years ago and fully quit altogether, I can just enjoy football and not worry about some dude on a team I hate getting a TD or some shit

I can't believe that someone got thrown into that cake, that never happens on a wrestling show #AEWDynamite

Broke: the next president tearing down the new ballroom Trump is defacing the White House with. Woke: turning it into the Rainbow Room and adorning it with the gayest (positive) decorations you can find.

Trying to decide when you cross the line from “they’re still affectionate and aware, it’d be cruel to put them down” to “they’re obviously not healthy, it’d be cruel not to put them down” with a pet is absolutely brutal to deal with

so like, TwitchCon is probably dead after this year huh?

Drake Maye is a treasure

LEGO set gave me an extra severed Grogu head #blessed

Was hyped for the Tailgate Brawl but I just remembered I’m about to be exposed to about 732 ICE commercials during the next hour #aew

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

UMass football should be given the death penalty, not because of violations but because at this point it would be a mercy kill

I’m trying to place where my excitement for AEW has gone over the past few weeks and I realized it got cut when they started playing ICE commercials during the shows, hard to get that feeling when they’re actively recruiting nazis during it

@damnyouwillis.bsky.social trying to workshop how to get the “Indiana U shutting down the student newspaper” into a storyline he drew a year ago

Yaz since we brought him here in January has gone from “standoffish” to “lays on the couch next to me” to “if I’m not nestled directly under your chin I am not doing my job” #catsky

Sitting here weighing the pro and cons to getting my vaccines tomorrow and knowingly losing a day of my vacation for it to feel like ass

Me seeing fans around the NFL watch as the Patriots start to become good again

Stripe show in Nawlins right nkw

Everyone in the NFL just sucks this year huh?

I did not have the Bruins being 3-0 to start the season I'm not gonna lie

UMass football should be given the death penalty by the NCAA, not for any violations or anything but because it would be a net improvement on humanity as a whole

Not me struggling to concentrate on the LEGO set he just opened as the IPA’s start taking hold

Time for Bruins hockey, or as my mom would call it “I don’t like that very much… what time is it on?”

I think @jeffisrael.bsky.social should be NEGATIVE BRUINS FAN on Bluesky this season, it's not like the Bruins are here to see it and rescind his Shirt Off Our Backs jersey