would people like if i did "media threads" or just like a short summary of everything i enjoyed last year. feels like a lot of what i use this account for is effectively slow-scan let's plays anyways

tomorrow i am going to go look at books and maybe buy books and maybe order a book to be delivered. just another day in the charmed life of a book reader

i'm not staying on twitter because of any political investment or anything i'm staying on there to get in on the next class-action lawsuit at this point

good morning

did not expect to pop off this hard god damn

i want to speak every language

take the moment to listen to some venezuelan rock youtu.be/A3zDA0lZLFI

something i am thinking about lately is the way a prayer for owen meany depicts party politics with almost a catholic guilt framework, where expatriates trying to forget they are USian are driven back to tabloid media and the repetitive strain of outrage by neural pathways forged by living in the US

my first experience with "aaa games trying to pad out their runtime" was probably assassin's creed 3 with its "pick up 50 lost pages" mission which. there's probably a way that explains a lot about my demeanor towards the genre.

think after yakuza 0 my schtick with playing games is going to shift from "100% everything" to "don't skip through the game over screen/savescum even if you really want to, commit to everything"

intellectual property owners will be saying shit like "intellectually yours 🧐"

Lalapi, the mascot for Life Supermarket, is a fairy of the Life tribe and comes from Happy Island, which floats in a sea of smiles.

respect to memoirists but i just see no point in mythologizing my life like that. just plain selfish

happy new year youtu.be/Axxjnh6ZpUU

start spreading the news

haggy new year to all my faded and frail fefos

rabbit rabbit

(takes off santa hat) let me slip into something more comfortable

just gotta hope im not doing enough on my end because if u all really just arent into me i am fucked.

send me words skmdy.straw.page

kagami mochi

send me words skmdy.straw.page

i reserve the right to be a little starry tonight but that doesn't mean i have to babytalk about it. i want to have sex.

befpre 2025 ends anyone. anyone at all

idk why i decided i want to play pump it up today my cardiovascular is fucked. got this tho

hopefully this is the year of getting back to elden ring

"this whole thing smacks of incest," i holler as i dive into the lands between and turn the Lake of Siofra into the Lake of Rot etc etc

(malenia blade of miquella voice) molsen blade of michelob

can anyone explain. like does anyone know why

dude quit trying to get between me and my navel. is that what you're trying to do? stop me from gazing at my navel?

guys i forgottttttt what's auld acquaintance 😭😭😭

another year failing my resolutions :/

gay porn parody of the beatles called "rubber hole - "in my ass""

they should make gaming chairs that look like this

everyone wished really hard and manifested a friend for sinkdog

mom has revealed to me the secret of how to stop your nosehairs from feeling singed after a bout of sneezing (sticking a goodly amount of vaseline up there) and i feel born anew. i know now what it means to be Already A Cyborg.

power's out so i am enjoying my tater tots with task lighting as intended

for my birthday, i'd like radishes

i like that when u pick up the 8bitdo pro 3 it does a little rumble like a cat waking up