Imagine holding a baby in you for 9 months and naming them Toilet Tisha

holy shit chat

Nintendo can patent the most basic of game mechanics but Snapchat can't patent stories? Snapchat please for the love of God patent ts so no other app has it anymore 😭

Nintendo charging money to improve the frame rate for switch games is like when cars charge you for more horsepower or seat heating

On the street, it's got a dozen names. Some call 'em White Devils. Simple, classic. Some cats call 'em The Levelers, 'cause they take you from a 10 on the pain scale down to a zero. Smooths you right out. You call it Tylenol. I call it death.

on a very special episode of mythbusters adam and jamie put this one to the test

Imagine cooking on this level

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

cant wait for the headline so I can say "he had several families"

Nintendo are expansion merchants now

Whoever did this is going to be in major trouble with the dean

Political violence has had its global center in the United States. Saying it has no place here is just fucking stupid and ahistorical. A lie. It just usually happens to one class around the globe.

going back in time to September 10th 2001 to tell everyone that Charlie Kirk will be shot and killed in exactly 24 years.

How it feels to be from Utah right now

this shoube obvious at this point, but i'll just say it again: You really, really, REALLY don't hate the New York Times enough, you just think they do.

I fucking told him he had to check in with me bro 🤷‍♂️

Up that K on Charlie if he irking me

UVU students just found out Ed Edd n Eddy stopped playing on the TV this morning

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

Pov you're at the Charlie Kirk UVU debate

"oh really?"

(Person who destroyed homeless peoples belongings with a smile on their face) political violence is bad

4 weeks chat 🫣

You'd think Doordashers would know how to fucking drive

*BREAKING PATRIOT NEWS* DONALD J TRUMP HAS DIED AFTER TASERING HIMSELF IN THE TESTICLES AFTER RFK INFORMED HIM THAT ELECTRICITY IS GOOD FOR THE HUMORS.

This how Donald Trump's hand be looking

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

They're gonna reminisce over their late friend and new York financer

ROBLOX CEO inherited Epsteins will ✌️😭

I am condemning Mr.Beast for livestreaming with a Nazi and a Quebecer

Rykard was in the Epstein files

White people don't say earworm anymore

This Pete Buttigieg picture is one of my favorite political moments of all time because it's already off-putting when you look at the image on your phone and think he's eating a plate of wings and then you realize holy shit that's a Cinnabon