Dynamo! 3-1

Right call.

Damn. Looks like he held the goalies arm. West Ham goal might not count

Beto! #everton

Late start because folks are scared of a little lightning. Whimps. Back in my day….

Eric Kripke reacts to a gold statue of Trump appearing right after Homelander got a gold statue in ‘The Boys’ “Seriously… what the fuck?”

ASTROS WIN!!!

ASTROS WIN!!!

Shewmake with the leather

Underrated show

Man U…idiots

Wow. He didn’t mention your name, so why do you think he was talking about you?

ASTROS WIN!!

Have they cancelled the rockets game yet?

Christian Skywalker on the lords day

Let's not let the White House ballroom argument get twisted Judge *has* permitted Trump Team to continue building underground security portion of project It's the above-ground, ornate, showy part that's under litigation Admin. has til May 26 to file argument w/ appeals court

Soccer night in Houston Texas. Sorry, football.

The war room dudes going around high fiving each other after a pick is always hilarious. All you did was pick a player.

ASTROS WIN!!!! Do you believe in miracles

State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands

This is why I watch inside the nba and uefa champions league today show. Not for the analysis, for the tomfoolery

Arsenal smh

Sports are proof that god hates me and wants me to be miserable

Kash: The Atlantic doesn't know shit. The Pacific is the better ocean Bartiromo: I'm talking about the magazine Kash: What ocean reads a magazine <projectile vomits on the set> Bartiromo: So do you have a drinking problem Kash: fuck the OCEAN <continues to vomit so forcefully he passes out>

GOOOOAAAL (if it stands) EVERTON!!!!!! #merseysidederby

I wish I hated sports

Rockets offensive game plan tonight

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

Former President Barack Obama met with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani for the first time Saturday, joining preschoolers at a child care center for a book reading and singalong. Source: Emma G. Fitzsimmons / NYT

Oh man, spurs

ASTROS WIN!!

Folks in Budapest, Hungary are still out partying over Viktor Orbán’s ouster. Here’s hoping we all have a giant party for midterms here in the U.S.! And 2028 too!

I blessed Hungary when I was there in December. I said god, these are good people, they deserve something nice and god said let it be done, and stop bothering me atheist

What a shitty weekend for Vance and I’m so happy

Super El Niño was my nickname in elementary school.

Holy smokes Daredevil is so good this season. Latest episode was nuts

Administration should watch kingdom of heaven. You don’t wage holy wars. God is not picking sides. In fact, he/she probably doesn’t like America anyway.

When is MLB expanding? I’d like Houston to land a team.

Watching these eaglets move around back and forth is hilarious

Barry Bonds has posters of Yordan hanging in his room.

You know Geno is enjoying this

They’re showing a montage of championship moments on the Jumbotron - there was just a clip of Geno talking post-win and the crowd erupted in boos. A few seconds later a clip of Geno shaking hands with & hugging Pat Summitt. More boos. Now with each shot of him, boos.

Rest brown for the World Series

Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas

He is risen and it’s bad news for the dark side.

This will forte thing on the pregame is corny

The only Christian I like

When the Artemis crew return. I hope.

He looks rather comfy. And lazy. Get a job loser.