The Daily Show reminded us in the montage below how Netanyahu has LIED about the "imminent" threat of Iran obtaining nuclear weapons since 1995. Netanyahu has for years wanted US to bomb Iran. Netanyahu simply found in Trump a moron willing to sacrifice Americans for his cause:

Woke up in the middle of the night to pee and discovered we went to fucking war. Not surprising of course. Something has to distract from the Epstein files, right? 🤬

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

Klobuchar: "One of the things that most struck me about this State of the Union is that he spent only 2.9 minutes talking about affordability out of an hour and 47 minute speech, and 3.9 minutes talking about healthcare. These are the number one issues on the minds of people."

When you put it like that…

“Netflix is the biggest streaming service in the world. Consolidating its power over the streaming video market not only kills jobs but also raises prices and hurts the U.S. entertainment industry.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

A friend, who’s not on Bluesky, just texted me “So how long until Zaslov gets visited by the 3 Xmas ghosts?” Perfect. No notes.

Hilarious that we all thought the business was already completely fucked and then Netflix was like, “Hold my beer.”

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

$170B for ICE and Border Patrol $40B for Argentina $1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet $230M for Trump's DOJ "compensation" $200M for Kristi Noem's jets $98M for Trump's golf outings But no money to lower your healthcare costs.

Throwing a temper tantrum over confederate statues being removed and embracing the demolition of the east wing? It’s a cult.

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 81st day out of the last 93. 12 days of work in over 3 months. With full pay and benefits. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

Anyone else find it interesting that Trump demo’d the East Wing while the National Capital Planning Commission, the agency tasked with approving major renovations and construction projects on federal grounds in Washington, D.C. is closed because of the government shutdown?

Group Assignment: Show me your favorite trashy Halloween costumes! I’ll begin with the desecration of a beloved childhood icon. It’s *not* Sexy Oscar The Grouch, it’s “Grouchy Trash Can Cutie” 👀

Seeing John Stamos all over the news today slamming Lori Loughlin’s ex, so it feels like the right time to remind the world that Stamos once admitted in an interview that he helped one of his buddies commit rape.

Powerful new ad by Gov. Gavin Newsom and the Yes on Prop 50 campaign

“The test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of a country’s leader on TV without repercussions.”(Spoiler Alert: We failed.)

Appeasement doesn’t tame tyrants. It helps them grow. Every time the press bows, the bully grows bolder. Time to stop feeding the beast and start fighting back. @vanhollen.senate.gov has a #CupOfJoe full of legislation to be filed that will hold Trump accountable.

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

What's happening with Jimmy Kimmel is about politics and power.

What a truly terrifying time to be an American, who just wants to protect the rights of other Americans.

Is it just me, or does the mom look like DJT in drag? 👀

Straight outta #Project2025! They're looking to end tax exemptions on left leaning NPOs, arrest leaders, and basically shutdown half of the country's beliefs! And it has NOTHING to do with ck! It's been the plan all along! Totalitarianism is here! Be as courageous as you can and PUSH THE FUCK BACK

And not a moment too soon. Snubbing Kennedy, States Announce Plans to Coordinate on Vaccines www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...

Not all heroes wear capes.

All the people I still know in LA laugh and laugh when they hear that "Los Angeles is burning." I made a couple of maps to show just how tiny and localized the protests are. GOPers are working really hard to make an excuse for declaring martial law. People should be very wary of that.

They sent in a flamethrower to deal with a pillow fight and burned the house down.

Insomnia Me: It’s 4:18am. If I can fall back asleep, I can still get almost 3 more hours. My Insomnia Brain: I take once daily Jardience AT EACH DAYS START 🎶 As time went on it was easy to see. I’m lowering my A-one-C 🎶 Jardience is really swell. 🎶 It’s the little pill with the big story to sell! 🎶

Is this real? This can’t be real. Please tell me this isn’t happening 😫 futurism.com/musk-tsa-dogs

My therapist: why don't you journal your thoughts Me:

Call your senators & tell them to vote NO on this horrible CR! Whether your senator is Dem or GOP-call! Don't let GOP silence you. Use 5calls.org Once you enter your zip code they'll automatically bring up your senators and dial for you - sooo easy! There's even a script as well.

Jamie Raskin is encouraging people to file Federal Privacy Act requests on their personal DOGE data. Fillable forms here: jamieraskin.com/doge-privacy...

On 3/15, exercise your 1st Amendment right by mailing a postcard expressing your opposition to Trump. Let’s bury the White House in pink slips. Take a pic of your postcard and post on social media w/ #TheIdesOfTrump Donald J. Trump The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500

Heads up! One of my friends, who is a financial advisor, just texted this to the chat: Hi Ladies! I hear that it’s recommended to download your current SSA benefit estimates in case the site goes down…

Trump’s administration intends to shut down the website offering free Covid tests by midnight tonight. Please order your tests and share this post so everyone has a chance to order theirs. Thank you in advance. 💗 covidtests.gov

Watching SNL 50th concert and was completely floored when Marcus Mumford spoke to the crowd with his British accent. (At first I thought he was doing a bit.) But seriously am I the last one to find out that Mumford & Sons is a British band? 🤦🏼‍♀️

In lighter news: this morning I almost made the worst poppy seed bread in the history of poppy seed bread.

Raise your hand if you’ve texted a screen grab of Watch Duty to friends & fam w/ the message. “I’m the blue dot.” 🔵 🙋🏼‍♀️ #PalisadesFire

Okay, who’s the asshole who hit “Reply all” on that evacuation alert? #KennethFire

LA Residents: Download the Watch Duty app to track the fires and get real time evacuation alerts. #PalisadesFire #EatonFire #HurstFire

Our place is still outside the evac area, but our go bags are packed. Thank you to everyone for checking in. #PalisadesFire lafd.maps.arcgis.com/apps/Media/i...

This is a Public Service Announcement for all Los Angeles residents: the #TomCruiseCoconutCake is from Doan’s Bakery in Woodland Hills. The large is $59 (12-16 ppl) but it comes in a variety of sizes including cupcakes and mini Bundts. And YES, it definitely lives up to the hype. You’re welcome.

As a rule, Zoya is her most photogenic self *only* when I’m desperately trying to get some work done.

Connections *usually* helps me fall asleep, but this just short circuited my 3am brain.