why mozzer not making bowser better i am so sad and angry and i will go use chromis noiw because goggle better than moilla

wait it works chat its a snac miracle

me when i go on vacation to the beach

bring the cone with you to the workplace everyone will adore you if you bring the cone

new from hewlett packard its this thing you can even bring it outside wow first sign this agreement where you wont sue us if the cone melts your face off

official mastodon psa: @feditips is secretly part of a scheme to ddos my home network by russian state actor "lilycunt" ( @lily ) tgis is an important public service announcement

whats up F.A.Ggots

argument #1 for why fediverse software should show domain name for all remote users: there are too many fucking lilys

this is why i modded my switch. i have zero regrets.

wokestodon update: - added PRONOUNS - added GAY KISSING - added Gender 😂😂😂😂 - removed comedy - removed being redpilled

im announcing to all my constituents today that comedy is now ILLEGAL on mastodon anyone partaking in comedy may face life inprisonment ok thank you

duke java probably has some intense amounts of trauma to work through. imagine being owned by Oracle

BREAK FEDERATION . BREAK YOUR INSTANCES FEDERATION RIGHT NOW .

OFFICIAL MASTODON ANNOUNCEMENT BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW I REPEAT BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW

anyways ADMIRE MY LOVELY MATE SETUP or else

hey xorg x-perts on fedi why the fuck is my dri3 capable amd igpu not giving me dri3 on xorg i want to play my original xbox games in xemu on my beautiful mate setup but i need zink because xemu hates radeonsi for some reason

how to test the quality of a blizzard game: can it run on this?

damn

OMG guys, Blue Sky is winning! Blue Sky is gonna be the new Twitter. We're gonna beat Twitter. We're gonna be so cool. Blue Sky's winning the battle against Twitter X! Elon Musk is going to kill himself tomorrow because all of the users are going to leave for blue sky.

This is my tiny hill I will die on.

chat the 5g on my new phone is faster than my home internet both up and down

glX gears, the Everything Benchmark, powered by Open Grok Library (OpenGL)

tomo is the fediverse equivalent of the deep state

i should be made ceo for life and majority owner of bluesky "pb"llc rt if you agree tomo should be made ceo for life and majority owner of bluesky "pb"llc

[freddy meta] I personally think bonnie is more dangerous but foxy kinda throws a wrench in that yknow

[flashing video] me fighting past swarms of private security to get to logan paul during the mike tyson fight to tell him to put more lead into lunchly

tomo

the us elections already been called i won we will now live in a gargocracy

while the fediverse apocalypse is happening why not upgrade your instance to tomokey or tomoma instead

oh my god cosmic has desktop icons now

why mozzer not making bowser better i am so sad and angry and i will go use chromis noiw because goggle better than moilla

fedi people in maryland, dc, virginia, pennsylvania, and maybe west virginia whats up i am also in those states

me when i go on vacation to the beach

new from hewlett packard its this thing you can even bring it outside wow first sign this agreement where you wont sue us if the cone melts your face off