did you know the cost of running mastodon has gone way up due to inflation its true just look up "m

garg

ok theres nothing i can really do mastodon kinda just doesnt need frequent maintenance which is nice not used to that outside of like gotosocial

might do some db maintenance too

ohhh i already wiped it as a consequence of reinstalling i think

im gonna clear the media cache i thinj

my bandwidth is limited stop posting bangers

edited to add alt i forgot that this is an accessible accoung 😇😇😇

grats to @feditips yet again

still running mastodon 4.2 because i dont feel like upgrading + i prefer the old ui

every fedi tip ddoses my network prob from the hundreds of network requests each post sends to other instances

ohhhh yeahhh theres the ddosing

this instance pretty much just exists for feditips at this point tbh

skill issue

for the new year im announcing my gorgeous chest enhancement i will be getting using all the funds i got from making mastodon woke

wokestodon update: - added PRONOUNS - added GAY KISSING - added Gender 😂😂😂😂 - removed comedy - removed being redpilled

i think if you are reporting this instance because you thought it was the real feditips or gargron or whatever i think its your own fault for trusting "fraudulent.link"

me when i go to get all my factual information from fraudulent.link

Congratulations to @feditips its almost as if thats the point of the instance and account thank you cosocial.ca

i will be hereby CANCELING mozilla for trying to earn money and not be just a google vassal company i think thats cringe i think mozilla should just become a full google subsidiary the furry browser needs to be owned by google whos with me #mozillaisoverparty #mozilla #canceled

for the new year im announcing my gorgeous chest enhancement i will be getting using all the funds i got from making mastodon woke

had to edit my post to remove the identifying details of the state agent running the feditips account because my previous clone body was killed in a hit as revenge and those are VERY EXPENSIVE TO PRODUCE you know who you are

FUCK I SHOULDVE DONE MOLDOVAN THATS OBJECTIVELY FUNNIER THAN RUSSIAN computer, activate all pain receptors in my brain at maximum for 15 seconds i must learn the hard way

official mastodon psa: @feditips is secretly part of a scheme to ddos my home network by russian state actor "lilycunt" ( @lily ) tgis is an important public service announcement

wokestodon update: - added PRONOUNS - added GAY KISSING - added Gender 😂😂😂😂 - removed comedy - removed being redpilled

im announcing to all my constituents today that comedy is now ILLEGAL on mastodon anyone partaking in comedy may face life inprisonment ok thank you

OFFICIAL MASTODON ANNOUNCEMENT BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW I REPEAT BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW

dont believe the news media theyre wrong i won my first act as president is im firing all the reporters theyre wrong

im selecting garfield as my vp he knows how to do a job right

the us elections already been called i won we will now live in a gargocracy

for every like this post gets i will sacrifice one orphan

good news though we have a fresh crop of souls to haunt the mastodon plushies with so we will be shipping more of those out sorry for the inconvenience thank you for waiting

sorry to the families of those people i drained the blood of last nigjt i gave into my innate vampiric impulse its honestly kinda fun im gonna do it again sometime

guys its finally time im going to be immediately shutting down mastodon.social on January 1st 2025 not this one the other one this is the new better one

ATTENTION BLUESKY THIS IS NOW A VASSAL STATE OF THE MASTODON EMPIRE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RESIST

finally ffs