It would be very funny if it happened today...

Burned myself out and need a distraction. I knew this time would come. Silksong has begun.

Every trans day of visibility I try to think of more things I can do to support my community. This year all I can think is 'nude calendar'. Calendar girls style. One month should now be someone surronded by kitkats. But seriously, I think we could raise money with this one.

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

Thank you so much! And to @yellowbrickgames.bsky.social

Why can't I just Orlando my life? Part as a woman, part as a man, part as a nebulous entity destined to wander the cosmos. Played by Tilda Swinton, of course.

Charles and Eric really made their divorce everyone's problem huh.

Because Educating Rita and Miss Congeniality are both based on Pygmalion, we can see the clear mirroring. Including the inclusion of Michael Caine

Don't become a drama teacher, I have so much wierd stuff in my car...

Migration is part of what makes this country great. We're not an island of strangers - we're an island of neighbours. The Green Party will always support fair & managed migration.

I'm greatly enjoying Poirot and Me, but blimey it reminds you how nepotistic the acting industry is. Everyone is someone's child, or friend from somewhere. I wish I could say things have changed.

If they train a Jesus AI on the actual bible, I fear many Christians may not like what it has to say...

The Macbeths are T4T pass it on.

I'm the only one on the bus. It feels so decadent. ... Only one level though, so not double decadent.

I should be allowed to play live action She-Ra because it would confuse people who take issue with my pronouns.

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

Being a youth theatre director is so wierd. Currently working out how I can legally aquire shopping trolleys, and then work out if it is safe to let teenagers race in them.

If you’re a young professional actor, get your agent to drop us a line. #YoungBond

More Poirot observations from my marathon: He's small He's got great facial hair He is impeccably dressed He is excellent with ladies Dare I say... TBoy swag?

With this in mind, I think Paddington (as the grim reaper he has become) should follow him to. Just a little bear and a little Belgian solving crimes.

Can someone explain what the Superbowl is to me, a Brit, who has minimal knowledge of sporting events?

Poirot season 1: this man is a private detective who people seek out to help them. After season one: death follows him wherever he goes.

my former employer is hiring a Material Artist - they are a lovely bunch and the art team gets away with some crazy shit!

Some people are so poor the only wealth they have is money...

In case anyone else has the same brain seasoning as me, you may wish to know that all the seasons of Poirot are now on Netflix...

Happy 1 year anniversary Eternal Strands and thanks to the over 1 million players who supported us at Yellow Brick Games! Hard to believe it’s already been a year since we launched...

It's a 'Watching Sister Act 1 and 2' weekend.

The Apprentice just feels like a school group project with the worst people in your class.

Grey Anatomy is a Greek tragedy. In this essay I will...

I have never felt so put together as I do wearing matching pants and sports bra. Like. It's a set. This has never happened before. Is this how successful people feel?

Hit lvl 33 today...

Eternal Strands is 70% off for another couple of hours - it’s a real labour of love from a lot of very smart people, consider picking it up!

Someone called me a 'Wokie' the other day. Can we reclaim that one ASAP? Because what a word.

We haven't even had a Monday this year yet...

I've been out all day teaching without checking phone. Just got back. So...wtf?

Hands down the best snowboarding game ever made and I will always die on that hill 🧡

I would love to play an elf next year in something. Ideally rogue/assassin style, loveable but possibly covered in blood. Immortal, baby face, androgynous. The goal.

I'm narrating two VERY different books in January, both wonderful but swapping between them is giving me whiplash...

Happy Yule everyone x

Me.

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

Eventually, if you read enough fanfiction, you forget what is canon. And I think that's beautiful.

I absolutely adore Black Dandyism as a style and am looking to educate myself further about it, does anyone have any designers or influences they could recommend?

I explained Mystique as the Michelle Visage to Magneto's Ru Paul and I'm sorry but I am correct.

Here is a list of reasons why some of my hearings and trials this year have been delayed and kicked off into the long grass, stuck in our record court backlog. Serious allegations which will now be tried *years* after the event. 🧵👇

Sick with a head cold and catching up with Marvel. Yes Wandavision is incredible

My red flag is thinking I could wear these shoes well.

This Robin was showing off for my camera! #birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography

Why are tech bros spending their time ruining art and culture, when they could be devoting themselves to the more important projects: making a fully functioning duel disk?

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